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He does have previous Astronaut experience.
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Why would anyone choose George for anything?

Is he rich? :nope:

Powerful? :nope:

Popular in America? :nope: In New York state? :nope: In his own district? :nope:

The only thing that distinguishes George from anybody else in this great land of ours is that he's really a famous liar. He is famous for lying, and that's the only source of his fame. Nothing else. He hasn't done anything else, except tell lies.

So what job requires a really good prolific liar, and then we can help him get a job in 2025. :daydreaming:
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Well, you would want George aboard, cause then you can claim he was the first man on the moon ;)
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Now if we can get him on one before they get all the kinks out... :rotflmao:
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Kendra wrote: Thu Apr 20, 2023 10:20 am
He does have previous Astronaut experience.
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Why wait?
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Do we have any proof that he is actually married?
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Gregg wrote: Sat Apr 29, 2023 11:34 am Do we have any proof that he is actually married?
He's a Republican! He would never lie! His party would never tolerate it!

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Sam the Centipede wrote: Sat Apr 29, 2023 11:41 am
Gregg wrote: Sat Apr 29, 2023 11:34 am Do we have any proof that he is actually married?
He's a Republican! He would never lie! His party would never tolerate it!

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Bad enough that he's a liar, but being catty makes him downright tacky. Bless his heart.
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Gosh, I am really not understanding Katira, this homocon (homosexual conservative). I don't know what pronoun to use -- he/she/they? I need help here. Very complicated. :shrug:

It has nice botox face skin, though.
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neonzx wrote: Sun Apr 30, 2023 7:33 pm Gosh, I am really not understanding Katira, this homocon (homosexual conservative). I don't know what pronoun to use -- he/she/they? I need help here. Very complicated. :shrug:

It has nice botox face skin, though.
Glad to help. For that turd, it's a combination of she and it: she/it."
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There must be massive cuts in there, given Santos' emphatic denial.
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Didn't they just propose a cut of 22 percent to the VA? :?
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AndyinPA wrote: Wed May 03, 2023 5:45 pm Didn't they just propose a cut of 22 percent to the VA? :?
Indeed they did: https://www.va.gov/opa/pressrel/pressre ... fm?id=5874
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Santos calls for his own national divorce.
https://twitter.com/santos4congress/sta ... 7711728641
George Santos @Santos4Congress wrote: It’s time we all understand that the LGB people have different social issues than the TQIA++++++ people do.

So I’m calling for a DIVORCE of the LGB from the TQIA+.

#LGB
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Oh, Goody! Because (among other things) the agenda of the "A" folks is well known for its destructive...what?

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Yeah, good luck with that.
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There seems to be a subtle push to get the more conservative members of the LBG community to denounce trans people. I’m seeing it around social media.
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Is it working?
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Not so far. It’s still pretty stealthy and may not take off. We shall see
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