Okay, don't make a big deal out of it....
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Okay, don't make a big deal out of it....
So, yeah, I had my little pout. After my middle school girl episode I am back, no big deal, toss a few virgins on the fire and someone grab me a bourbon and coke, please. Oh, and some coke, sniff...
But I gotta say something. I don't appreciate being called a racist, deep down I'm more than anything a thoroughly decent human being, I pay my taxes, try to help feed the hungry, clothe the naked, comfort the wretched and buy lunch for my co-workers when its my turn.
I'm also, admittedly, a condescending arrogant asshole. Who thinks he's a lot funnier than he is, and sometimes I'm really pretty damn funny. I say outrageous stuff, I use bad words, I often speak in the voice of those whom I am attempting to mock and if you think I got a mouth on me, go to the after party of a Klan rally, them phuckers say some racist shit and they mean it.
I that offends you, part of me is sorry. While I often do want to make people mad, I mean, really mad, I want them to be mad at what I'm showing them, not at me for showing it.
If you're just to plug stupid to realize when I'm using this protagonist voice, well, you're probably too phucking stupid to be hanging around me anyhow. Modesty was never one of my faults but I am pretty clever if I do say so myself. If you want a second opinion on that, I have two walls of very expensive wallpaper form places that think I'm at least competent in my field.
So, I'm gonna say bad words. I'm gonna once or twice maybe go farther than I shoulda, and when I do feel free to slap me upside the head and call me Jethro, or not.
But if you're just trying to be a little holier than thou, well, you can come on up to my battlefield and kiss my entire white ass. I might be a little over the top but what I ain't is mean. Except when I am. Avoid me when I am, I'm wicked smart and I never held a grudge more than 35 years longer than I had to.
But I gotta say something. I don't appreciate being called a racist, deep down I'm more than anything a thoroughly decent human being, I pay my taxes, try to help feed the hungry, clothe the naked, comfort the wretched and buy lunch for my co-workers when its my turn.
I'm also, admittedly, a condescending arrogant asshole. Who thinks he's a lot funnier than he is, and sometimes I'm really pretty damn funny. I say outrageous stuff, I use bad words, I often speak in the voice of those whom I am attempting to mock and if you think I got a mouth on me, go to the after party of a Klan rally, them phuckers say some racist shit and they mean it.
I that offends you, part of me is sorry. While I often do want to make people mad, I mean, really mad, I want them to be mad at what I'm showing them, not at me for showing it.
If you're just to plug stupid to realize when I'm using this protagonist voice, well, you're probably too phucking stupid to be hanging around me anyhow. Modesty was never one of my faults but I am pretty clever if I do say so myself. If you want a second opinion on that, I have two walls of very expensive wallpaper form places that think I'm at least competent in my field.
So, I'm gonna say bad words. I'm gonna once or twice maybe go farther than I shoulda, and when I do feel free to slap me upside the head and call me Jethro, or not.
But if you're just trying to be a little holier than thou, well, you can come on up to my battlefield and kiss my entire white ass. I might be a little over the top but what I ain't is mean. Except when I am. Avoid me when I am, I'm wicked smart and I never held a grudge more than 35 years longer than I had to.
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Re: Okay, don't make a big deal out of it....
I think you might be Joe Frank incarnate.
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Joe Frank... or Joe Franklin?
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Re: Okay, don't make a big deal out of it....
"The jungle is no place for a cellist."
From "Take the Money and Run"
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May the bridges I burn light my way.
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Oy! No problem, Gregg. Your middle-school girl pouting and all.
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You were gone?
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Glad you're back Gregg!
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Re: Okay, don't make a big deal out of it....
No big deal. But just maybe you can be a bit more considerate of comments that are hurtful to other forum members. It isn't much to ask.
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love your posts. Love the brigade!
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Brought to you by a guy who won't type the word "fuck" here.
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I think it may be, as he wrote basically the opposite.Patagoniagirl wrote: ↑Thu May 13, 2021 9:35 amBut just maybe you can be a bit more considerate of comments that are hurtful to other forum members. It isn't much to ask.
I can see why Stern was not impressed by the initial apology.
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Re: Okay, don't make a big deal out of it....
My .02.
We discussed all of this at length. The dicktater has addressed this issue. The forum has a block function. We can always scroll past comments.
Perhaps we can move on and just have fun?
We discussed all of this at length. The dicktater has addressed this issue. The forum has a block function. We can always scroll past comments.
Perhaps we can move on and just have fun?
"The jungle is no place for a cellist."
From "Take the Money and Run"
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Damned if you do and damned if you don't.
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I agree with you about the coke, but some higher-proof bourbons benefit from ice, IMHO. And I've been known to use bourbon when making a Manhattan, Sazerac or Old Fashioned (although I usually use rye).
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Re: Okay, don't make a big deal out of it....
I do not often use that word out loud, and started mis-spelling it years ago when AOL blocked it.
Yeah, I'm that old.
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You don't have to consent, but I'm gonna tase you anyway.
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well I lurves you