Mike Lindell's Election Shenanigans, FrankSpeech and #MyPillow #FAILS - 6/28/61 Cancer / Ox

Frater I*I · #2701

orlylicious wrote: ↑Sun Mar 26, 2023 7:38 pm

I get to pick between a $50 gift code for MyPillow products, or a $25 check. Which do y'all suggest?

You know damn well you have MyPillow online store in your bookmark tab....

#2702

I know Frater, you got me! The worst part you can only order 10 pairs of MyPillow Slippers, a strict limit of 10. I was going to ask Foggy if I could use his email address for another 10, but he's been so busy watching all the videos I posted in his Poor Old Rooster topic he wouldn't answer the phone.

If only the Settlement was sooner I coulda bought 2 pairs of Slippers. And now he's warning the sale is over tonight. Damn.

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RTH10260 · #2703

Do they come with a free unit of MySlipperySlope?^* Do they prevent from slipping or do they enhance the expierience?

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Sam the Centipede · #2704

orlylicious wrote: ↑Sun Mar 26, 2023 8:20 pm I know Frater, you got me! The worst part you can only order 10 pairs of MyPillow Slippers, a strict limit of 10.

Yeah, not enough for me (hint: handle).

#2705

I was washing my hair.

#2706

Foggy wrote: ↑Mon Mar 27, 2023 4:53 pm I was washing my hair.

What hair? Singular?

You totally need these slippers, though. Amazing and PATENT PENDING Ima guessing.

Dr. Ken · #2707

I think mike is hitting the lindsay lohan again

#2708

He was not canceled enough. I awoke in the really early morning and saw him selling pillows. I have been in a pissy mood all day.

Dr. Ken · #2709

northland10 wrote: ↑Mon Mar 27, 2023 7:15 pm He was not canceled enough. I awoke in the really early morning and saw him selling pillows. I have been in a pissy mood all day.

I constantly see him on tv at the gym. I wish I could get glasses that don't allow me to see the fox news feed while I'm working out.

#2710

Dr. Ken wrote: ↑Mon Mar 27, 2023 7:25 pm
northland10 wrote: ↑Mon Mar 27, 2023 7:15 pm He was not canceled enough. I awoke in the really early morning and saw him selling pillows. I have been in a pissy mood all day.
I constantly see him on tv at the gym. I wish I could get glasses that don't allow me to see the fox news feed while I'm working out.

I don't go to the gym, so I don't get that feed and I don't watch Fox News or any news channel for that matter. Somehow, channels like AHC and the Military History channel (along with the Science Channel) stopped having his commercials during normal hours but I found out last night, they still have him on at really late hours.

#2711

northland10 wrote: ↑Mon Mar 27, 2023 7:40 pm
Dr. Ken wrote: ↑Mon Mar 27, 2023 7:25 pm
northland10 wrote: ↑Mon Mar 27, 2023 7:15 pm He was not canceled enough. I awoke in the really early morning and saw him selling pillows. I have been in a pissy mood all day.
I constantly see him on tv at the gym. I wish I could get glasses that don't allow me to see the fox news feed while I'm working out.
I don't go to the gym, so I don't get that feed and I don't watch Fox News or any news channel for that matter. Somehow, channels like AHC and the Military History channel (along with the Science Channel) stopped having his commercials during normal hours but I found out last night, they still have him on at really late hours.

Probably because that's all he can afford.

#2712

neonzx wrote: ↑Mon Mar 27, 2023 5:15 pm
Foggy wrote: ↑Mon Mar 27, 2023 4:53 pm I was washing my hair.
What hair? Singular?

Oh, that's a secret code phrase. Never mind.

#2713

Seven minutes in, Lindell TRUMPETS the Lake AZ Supreme Court remand is THE BIGGEST THING IN 2.5 YEARS! This is IT! For sure this time!

Obots, rush to battle stations and prepare GO BAGS. Realllllllist, this is scary!

Joe Hoft of Gateway House of Boys also has breaking bombshell news about some Secretary of State software that will CHANGE EVERYTHING!

Mike's ELECTION CRIME BUREAU is showing NO MERCY!

realist · #2714

orlylicious wrote: ↑Wed Mar 29, 2023 2:53 pm Seven minutes in, Lindell TRUMPETS the Lake AZ Supreme Court remand is THE BIGGEST THING IN 2.5 YEARS! This is IT! For sure this time!

Obots, rush to battle stations and prepare GO BAGS. Realllllllist, this is scary!

Joe Hoft of Gateway House of Boys also has breaking bombshell news about some Secretary of State software that will CHANGE EVERYTHING!

Mike's ELECTION CRIME BUREAU is showing NO MERCY!

Obots, rush to battle stations and prepare GO BAGS. Realllllllist, this is scary!

Notification has been sent through the alternate channels. Everyone has been notified to read purple, repeat purple instructions and to wear your green ring.
This is not a drill!!

#2715

I can't find my green ring!!!!

qbawl · #2716

Tiredretiredlawyer wrote: ↑Thu Mar 30, 2023 3:24 pm I can't find my green ring!!!!

I always loop mine around my turquoise pendant necklace / easy deploy landmine so I always know its whereabouts. Nice fashion statement also.

Frater I*I · #2717

Wait!?!?! I don't have any of that stuff....!!!!

Why was I not told we might have to make a hasty exit!!!!!

Dave from down under · #2718

Frater I*I wrote: ↑Thu Mar 30, 2023 5:22 pm Wait!?!?! I don't have any of that stuff....!!!!

Why was I not told we might have to make a hasty exit!!!!!

I'm sorry to have to break it to you.. but you are the one that is left behind to distract the wolves...

#2719

qbawl wrote: ↑Thu Mar 30, 2023 4:55 pm
I always loop mine around my turquoise pendant necklace / easy deploy landmine so I always know its whereabouts. Nice fashion statement also.

I love functional fashion!! Turquoise!

#2720

Oh, man. I hadda hock my Green Ring when my Soros check was late a couple of months ago.

Can I use the blue one with the Harrison J Bounel inscription instead?

W. Kevin Vicklund · #2721

Tiredretiredlawyer wrote: ↑Thu Mar 30, 2023 3:24 pm I can't find my green ring!!!!

Remember, for security it only turns green under black light.

#2722

Off Topic

I've been gone a few days ...

realist · #2723

keith wrote: ↑Thu Mar 30, 2023 5:59 pm Oh, man. I hadda hock my Green Ring when my Soros check was late a couple of months ago.

Can I use the blue one with the Harrison J Bounel inscription instead?

Sorry. No.

But I can notify Jez, the giver of rings, to contact you and see what can be done.

#2724

Realllllllllist!!!!

IT KEEPS GETTING WORSER!

Massive Kari Lake Legal Victory at AZ Supreme Court!
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Lindell Legal Offense Fund
Hello from Mike Lindell,

Last time, I reported the massive victory for Kari Lake at the Arizona Supreme Court! Thanks to that ruling, Maricopa County Superior Court Judge Peter Thompson has scheduled a review of Kari Lake's signature verification challenge. Now, our legal team at the Lindell Legal Offense Fund will have the opportunity to present mountains of evidence that tens of thousands of signatures from mail-in and drop-box ballots didn't satisfy signature verification requirements!

While the political establishment has given up on Kari Lake, we have stood with her since Day 1 as her legal team, and we're winning! With more than 105,000 signatures in question and the election "decided' by only 17,000 votes, this moment is a game-changing moment in the battle against Arizona election crimes.

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What will happen to us OBOTS??? Skeered to even open The Post & Email website.

Chilidog · #2725

What are the rules in play here for her to introduce new "evidence?"