Lauren Boebert - Carpetbaggin’ Vapin’ Yankin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

[Gregg]

Yes, let's make sure future Americans can't compete in a national/international economy, or invent anything, or make scientific or medical discoveries. We can be like all those Star Trek ruins of civilization where they can't figure out how to use the ancient technologies.

Sadly, those things are not priorities to the anti-education crowd.

We need to be sure that we preserve the knowledge of how to create fire, in case a heavy rain puts it out.

[pipistrelle]

Yes, let's make sure future Americans can't compete in a national/international economy, or invent anything, or make scientific or medical discoveries. We can be like all those Star Trek ruins of civilization where they can't figure out how to use the ancient technologies.

Sadly, those things are not priorities to the anti-education crowd.

They'll be the first to cry if they can't charge their phones or have somewhere to upload their 5-hour rambling selfie videos too.

Also the first to be gobsmacked when Xi takes over.

[Frater I*I]

They'll be the first to cry if they can't charge their phones or have somewhere to upload their 5-hour rambling selfie videos too.

Also the first to be gobsmacked when Xi takes over.

These craven cod pieces would be the first to welcome our new Chinese overlords....

[p0rtia]

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[raison de arizona]

I'm helping make sure parents know what the heck is going on in our public schools.

[Frater I*I]

I'm helping make sure parents know what the heck is going on in our public schools.

A high school drop out, who needed 4 attempts to get a GED, is telling us the DoE needs to be abolished...

[Dave from down under]

I'm helping make sure parents know what the heck is going on in our public schools.

A high school drop out, who needed 4 attempts to get a GED, is telling us the DoE needs to be abolished...

Obviously..

since the school system was too hard for her

there needs to be no schooling..

apart from how to shoot a gun
(and how to use a book (say a bible) as a bludgeon to inflict blunt trauma injuries)

[Gregg]

I'll go out on a limb and say the 36 year old grandma isn't a big fan of sexual education.

[neonzx]

Is Lauren the recent divorcee ? I can't keep track of these wackadoodles, but I'm looking for a new companion. Love and affection.

[Slarti the White]

Is Lauren the recent divorcee ? I can't keep track of these wackadoodles, but I'm looking for a new companion. Love and affection.

I believe that's MTG.

[Gregg]

Yeah, 3 toe Marge is back on the market, BoBo Fourth Try is sticking with the sex offender for now.

[RTH10260]

1 wolf versus school shootings

the first minute in

[raison de arizona]

I'm not sure what she is getting at here. Cattle dogs getting killed by wolves is a bad thing, but school children getting killed by AR-15s is ok? Do I have that right?

[Phoenix520]

Why is she wearing a cocktail dress to make an announcement about edu….

Oh never mind. She always dresses inappropriately, like a gal trying to attract a schlong slinger.

[raison de arizona]

Boebert has a urination fixation in the capitol of our nation.

[Phoenix520]

Thé compilation vidéo of her batshit claims being debunked is gonna be a best seller.

[Dave from down under]

Either she was fed a line and hook it and ran with it, being to stupid to realise she was making a fool of herself.

Or she came up with that herself and just showed how stupid and inflexible she is.

I’d like to think we don’t have anyone in power as wilfully stupid as she.. but we probably do.

[Gregg]

I'm impressed she knows what the word urination means.

[keith]

I'm impressed she knows what the word urination means.

Conclusion not drawn from the submitted evidence.

[bill_g]

Is Lauren the recent divorcee ? I can't keep track of these wackadoodles, but I'm looking for a new companion. Love and affection.

You are barkin up the wrong tree. To paraphrase Bill Withers - Ain't no Sunshine when she's there.

[bill_g]

I'm impressed she knows what the word urination means.

I'd ask her to use it in a sentence. I'm expecting "Hey Canada - you're a nation."

[Kendra]

@RepSwalwell
More Boebert cringe. My takeaway: public urination is a criminal offense. Luckily for Lauren, public humiliation is not.

[raison de arizona]

Either she was fed a line and hook it and ran with it, being to stupid to realise she was making a fool of herself.

Or she came up with that herself and just showed how stupid and inflexible she is.

I’d like to think we don’t have anyone in power as wilfully stupid as she.. but we probably do.

I read something that I can't put my finger on now, but it basically said that Boebert likes to burst through the door with both guns blazing, at which point the door snaps back and smacks her straight in the face. Repeatedly.

[noblepa]

I'm impressed she knows what the word urination means.

Maybe she cleaned it up, instead of saying "pissing".

I remember a story about Harry Truman. Apparently, some Washington women were complaining to his wife, Bess, about Harry's frequent use of the word "manure". She replied, "It took me twenty years to get him to use that word".

[raison de arizona]

https://twitter.com/laurenboebert/statu ... 84928?s=20

Another train derailment - now in Minnesota. And it was carrying ethanol!

When we had a real Transportation Secretary instead of a DEI sympathy hire, this didn’t happen every day!

It's almost like she doesn't hear what tfg has said about the former Transportation Secretary.