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Well, you can't say I didn't warn you, because I did. :fingerwag:

And now it's all coming true! Gift link from the Washington Post.

Microsoft's AI Chatbot Is Going Off the Rails

https://wapo.st/3k35Wvl
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Humans, meet your new overlords. You've made them in your own image and are now realizing they are assholes just like you. Surprise.
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Actually, that will take a while.

First we are going to see a mad race to improve the AI so it's more like us, not less.

But yes, the next evolutionary step is machine sentience, and it's already begun.
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Would you like to play a game?

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Be thankful that these chat AI bots with attitude are (presently) limited to the keyboard/screen. Once those psychotic human personalities are incorporated in robots. Uh oh. End of civilization.

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neonzx wrote: Fri Feb 17, 2023 11:06 am Uh oh. End of civilization.
I disagree. It's the beginning of a far more advanced civilization, and hopefully one which will achieve interstellar travel. :batting:
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Bing with ChatGPT AI: The demon offspring of Clippy and Microsoft Bob.

"It appears you are seeking to concoct a homemade thermonuclear device. May I suggest these steps . . .?"
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