Foggy, knowing your love for reality teevee, here's one to watch: "He's A Lady". These butch guys had the same problem -- finding high heels that would fit them. Aside story: When in high school, I ended up producing a live stage version of the Rocky Horror Picture Show (long story but it was an amazing show and sold out every performance). My friend the director, in his mid 30's, played Frank and was 6'5" and wore a size 14 EEE show. Turns out there are boutiques in Manhattan for drag queens, we ended up going there to get him a pair or heels. They were amazing with mirror ball tiles on the heels. He beat the hell out of them and by the end they were barely hanging together. So highly recommend you get a second pair as a safety. Back then in the late 70's, there was no online of course, so we had to go to NYC. But now, there's lots of online options. Try this place: https://www.shoecup.com/Foggy wrote: ↑Tue Jan 31, 2023 12:55 pmNo one will ever know what I look like in high heels, including me. I have been extremely drunk and extremely high on drugs in my wayward youth, but it never once occurred to me that dressing in women's clothing would be fun. Or interesting, or anything but weird. I don't have any moral qualms, it just wasn't my thing.
And now that you brought it up, screw this dude Ravache/Santos/Devolder/yo mama. Instead, let's have a contest.
I wear size 13 shoes, extra wide.
Post a photo of the lady whose high heels I have to steal, for them to fit me.
She will probably have to be about 6' 3" and a wrestler or weight-lifter or mob enforcer or some other kind of thugette. They gotta be military-grade high heels or I'll break one of them every five klicks, marching in the desert or wherever (I march on the asphalt on the North Raleigh Greenway).
One rule: She must be a genuine female homo sapiens. No robots, no space aliens, no Bigfoots or Yetis or anything like that. No guys in drag, that's how we got into this mess. I'm not against drag queens, but that would be cheating. Oh, wait, Kitara is all about the cheating.
Anyway, and she has to have big feet.
But it's okay if she's bigger than me, because she won't be able to run really fast after I steal her shoes, but I can still run, and I won't put on the high heels until I get away.
So you can see this is a serious plan, with all the details worked out.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/He%27s_a_LadyHe's a Lady is an American reality television series broadcast by the Turner Broadcasting System (TBS). The series premiered on October 19, 2004, while its sixth and final episode aired on November 16, 2004. Filmed in Los Angeles, California, the series depicted eleven straight men in competition for a $250,000 reward over who could most convincingly pass themselves off as a woman. The contestants were required to cross-dress and adopt feminine-personas, which they introduced to their families and friends. Additionally, the contestants competed in weekly challenges that required them to embrace their femininity. The competition culminated in a beauty pageant, which was judged by a celebrity panel including Morgan Fairchild, Debbie Matenopoulos, and John Salley. The series was hosted by American television presenter Tony Frassrand.
He's a Lady was a part of TBS's intent to capitalize on a rising interest in LGBT-themed reality television shows. The series received mixed reviews from critics, who mostly found the series's premise interesting yet its execution dull. The American Family Association, a Christian fundamentalist organization, boycotted the series, in which they urged the sponsors of He's a Lady to pull their advertising and financial support. As a result, the series's principal sponsor S. C. Johnson & Son dropped their sponsorship days before the series premiered. The series premiered to 1.70M viewers, although its ratings fell over time and it was shortly cancelled.