Someone taught him the rule of three once, apparently, and it takes him awhile to get each recipe just right.
Jim Jordan - James "Gym" Daniel Jordan, the Neanderthal sexual abuse concealer *allegedly
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But the sunshine aye shall light the sky,
As round and round we run;
And the truth shall ever come uppermost,
And justice shall be done.
- Charles Mackay, "Eternal Justice"
As round and round we run;
And the truth shall ever come uppermost,
And justice shall be done.
- Charles Mackay, "Eternal Justice"
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But does he know the Riddle of Steel...
"He sewed his eyes shut because he is afraid to see, He tries to tell me what I put inside of me
He's got the answers to ease my curiosity, He dreamed a god up and called it Christianity"
Trent Reznor
He's got the answers to ease my curiosity, He dreamed a god up and called it Christianity"
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These guys are more the Skeksis of Dark Crystal's Thra rather than Cimmerian barbarians. I'm still bummed that the Speaker election didn't turn into a trial by stone.
But the sunshine aye shall light the sky,
As round and round we run;
And the truth shall ever come uppermost,
And justice shall be done.
- Charles Mackay, "Eternal Justice"
As round and round we run;
And the truth shall ever come uppermost,
And justice shall be done.
- Charles Mackay, "Eternal Justice"
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Or Thunderdome...
"He sewed his eyes shut because he is afraid to see, He tries to tell me what I put inside of me
He's got the answers to ease my curiosity, He dreamed a god up and called it Christianity"
Trent Reznor
He's got the answers to ease my curiosity, He dreamed a god up and called it Christianity"
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Gym just sent out another round of whiny letters because no one will give him a cookie. Not really worth reading, but for completeness:
Letter to White House Chief of Staff Ron Klain: https://judiciary.house.gov/sites/evo-s ... quests.pdf
Letter to Attorney General Garland: https://judiciary.house.gov/sites/evo-s ... quests.pdf
Letter to FBI Director Wray: https://judiciary.house.gov/sites/evo-s ... quests.pdf
Letter to DHS Secretary Mayorkas: https://judiciary.house.gov/sites/evo-s ... quests.pdf
Letter to Education Secretary Cardona: https://judiciary.house.gov/sites/evo-s ... quests.pdf
Letter to ATF Director Dettelbach: https://judiciary.house.gov/sites/evo-s ... quests.pdf
Letter to DEA Administrator Milgram: https://judiciary.house.gov/sites/evo-s ... quests.pdf
Letter to White House Chief of Staff Ron Klain: https://judiciary.house.gov/sites/evo-s ... quests.pdf
Letter to Attorney General Garland: https://judiciary.house.gov/sites/evo-s ... quests.pdf
Letter to FBI Director Wray: https://judiciary.house.gov/sites/evo-s ... quests.pdf
Letter to DHS Secretary Mayorkas: https://judiciary.house.gov/sites/evo-s ... quests.pdf
Letter to Education Secretary Cardona: https://judiciary.house.gov/sites/evo-s ... quests.pdf
Letter to ATF Director Dettelbach: https://judiciary.house.gov/sites/evo-s ... quests.pdf
Letter to DEA Administrator Milgram: https://judiciary.house.gov/sites/evo-s ... quests.pdf
“Remember, democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet that did not commit suicide.” —John Adams
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He tweeted this on holocaust remembrance day
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Jim Jordan - James "Gym" Daniel Jordan, the Neanderthal sexual abuse concealer *allegedly
Hands down, the best response I saw.
Jim Jordan - James "Gym" Daniel Jordan, the Neanderthal sexual abuse concealer *allegedly
Great reply!
"Choose your leaders with wisdom and forethought. To be led by a coward is to be controlled by all that the coward fears… To be led by a liar is to ask to be told lies." -Octavia E. Butler
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And that's why I subscribe to Jojo's Patreon. Because she's earned my cash-dollahs.
But the sunshine aye shall light the sky,
As round and round we run;
And the truth shall ever come uppermost,
And justice shall be done.
- Charles Mackay, "Eternal Justice"
As round and round we run;
And the truth shall ever come uppermost,
And justice shall be done.
- Charles Mackay, "Eternal Justice"
Jim Jordan - James "Gym" Daniel Jordan, the Neanderthal sexual abuse concealer *allegedly
Chuck Todd is doing a good job not letting Jordan getting away with his usual firehose of lies
Edit: Aaron has the whole interview up on YouTube.
Jim Jordan - James "Gym" Daniel Jordan, the Neanderthal sexual abuse concealer *allegedly
"We've taken Chuck Todd and replaced him with someone who occasionally acts like a journalist. Let's see if anyone notices."
Jim Jordan - James "Gym" Daniel Jordan, the Neanderthal sexual abuse concealer *allegedly
I particularly like Gym's stupid grin while Chuck is pointing out the obvious differences between how TFG and Biden handled classified docs. Not sure if it was "ya got me, but hey, I tried!" or "I'll just sit here and grin because there is no rational response to what you're saying."
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I saw it as more of a smirk saying "Yeah, you caught me in a lie, but I'm not gonna be punished for it, because my voters are stupid"p0rtia wrote: ↑Sun Jan 29, 2023 2:58 pm I particularly like Gym's stupid grin while Chuck is pointing out the obvious differences between how TFG and Biden handled classified docs. Not sure if it was "ya got me, but hey, I tried!" or "I'll just sit here and grin because there is no rational response to what you're saying."
"He sewed his eyes shut because he is afraid to see, He tries to tell me what I put inside of me
He's got the answers to ease my curiosity, He dreamed a god up and called it Christianity"
Trent Reznor
He's got the answers to ease my curiosity, He dreamed a god up and called it Christianity"
Trent Reznor
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Possibly, but it took some effort to group them.Frater I*I wrote: ↑Sun Jan 29, 2023 3:12 pmI saw it as more of a smirk saying "Yeah, you caught me in a lie, but I'm not gonna be punished for it, because my voters are stupid"p0rtia wrote: ↑Sun Jan 29, 2023 2:58 pm I particularly like Gym's stupid grin while Chuck is pointing out the obvious differences between how TFG and Biden handled classified docs. Not sure if it was "ya got me, but hey, I tried!" or "I'll just sit here and grin because there is no rational response to what you're saying."
Jim Jordan's gerrymandered district
Jim Jordan - James "Gym" Daniel Jordan, the Neanderthal sexual abuse concealer *allegedly
After Ken Buck was passed over by Jim Jordan for Big Tech subcommittee chair in favor of Massie, he says it’s obvious Jordan wants to do very little: “It’s pretty clear that Jim made a decision on what direction the committee would go.”
One of Bannon’s favorite guests stunned him today when he went off the rails and ripped Jim Jordan: “He talks a big game .. He pretends he’s fighting Big Tech publicly, but does their bidding behind the scenes. He needs to be exposed. He’s a pretty cheap legislator to buy.”
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It’s delicious to watch them eat each other.
“Remember, democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet that did not commit suicide.” —John Adams
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Like sharks in a frenzy....
"He sewed his eyes shut because he is afraid to see, He tries to tell me what I put inside of me
He's got the answers to ease my curiosity, He dreamed a god up and called it Christianity"
Trent Reznor
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Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson wrote: Jim Jordan promises to GRILL DA Alvin Bragg in front of Congress over political persecution of Donald Trump:
"This is ridiculous. The country understands it."
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Jim Jordan - James "Gym" Daniel Jordan, the Neanderthal sexual abuse concealer *allegedly
Ha!
"Dear Congressman Jordan,
I have received your letters, requests, subpoenas etc...
I will, of course, treat all with the same prompt compliance with which you yourself treated the subpoenas you were served in the last Congress.
See you in Court, bitch.
Your obedient servant,
Alvin Bragg /s"
"Dear Congressman Jordan,
I have received your letters, requests, subpoenas etc...
I will, of course, treat all with the same prompt compliance with which you yourself treated the subpoenas you were served in the last Congress.
See you in Court, bitch.
Your obedient servant,
Alvin Bragg /s"
Supreme Commander, Imperial Illuminati Air Force
You don't have to consent, but I'm gonna tase you anyway.
You don't have to consent, but I'm gonna tase you anyway.
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PS. I feel that you should be aware that some asshole is signing your name to stupid letters...Gregg wrote: ↑Mon Apr 03, 2023 9:06 pm Ha!
"Dear Congressman Jordan,
I have received your letters, requests, subpoenas etc...
I will, of course, treat all with the same prompt compliance with which you yourself treated the subpoenas you were served in the last Congress.
See you in Court, bitch.
Your obedient servant,
Alvin Bragg /s"
Ohhh..wait...never mind you are the asshole..
"He sewed his eyes shut because he is afraid to see, He tries to tell me what I put inside of me
He's got the answers to ease my curiosity, He dreamed a god up and called it Christianity"
Trent Reznor
He's got the answers to ease my curiosity, He dreamed a god up and called it Christianity"
Trent Reznor
Jim Jordan - James "Gym" Daniel Jordan, the Neanderthal sexual abuse concealer *allegedly
This “regular folks” “Real America” thing of his is just repulsive. We are all Americans and care about many of the same things. We don’t agree on everything, but we are all real Americans. Their attempt to play this geographical separation game is gross.
Jim Jordan on Fox & Friends describes the New York judge warning Trump against incendiary rhetoric as "a message to all us regular folks in the heartland, and to me that's the most alarming thing of all"
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https://twitter.com/MrJonCryer/status/1 ... 39618?s=20
Jon Cryer @MrJonCryer wrote: If he hadn’t run for office, HE WOULDN’T HAVE COMMITTED THE CRIME, you jackassRep. Jim Jordan @Jim_Jordan wrote: The indictment wouldn't happen if President Trump didn't run for office.
“Remember, democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet that did not commit suicide.” —John Adams
Jim Jordan - James "Gym" Daniel Jordan, the Neanderthal sexual abuse concealer *allegedly
Jim’s upset media won’t cover his traveling circus.
The real question here is why a congressman who represents rural Ohio is suddenly taking his nose out of Hunter Biden’s laptop to obsess about NYC.