Mike Lindell's Election Shenanigans, FrankSpeech and #MyPillow #FAILS - 6/28/61 Cancer / Ox
Mike Lindell's Election Shenanigans, FrankSpeech and #MyPillow #FAILS - 6/28/61 Cancer / Ox
Biscuit would likely do a better job than any of the yahoos that will likely be considered for the job.
There's a lot of things that need to change. One specifically? Police brutality.
--Colin Kaepernick
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My crested Yorkie, Gilda, has that same gaze. Maybe she should enlist. Is there a Mongrel Regiment?
My Crested Yorkie, Gilda and her amazing hair.
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Her, and the red nose is her trademark look.
I love that picture because she looks like a terrifying killer, when in reality she's the sweetest playful little pup you'd ever meet.
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We don't discriminate, just have her stand in the back and try to look short and long.Slim Cognito wrote: ↑Wed Jan 04, 2023 1:07 pm My crested Yorkie, Gilda, has that same gaze. Maybe she should enlist. Is there a Mongrel Regiment?
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Off Topic
While wandering through Wandsworth Park along the Thames -- my apartment is only about 3/4 of a mile from it -- with a friend and colleague visiting from an African post over the Christmas and New Year's holidays the other day, a very friendly weiner pup crossed our path and I said -- as I am prone to -- "why, hello, little doggo!" And the wee thing got very excited to be greeted by someone that wasn't their tall, non-furred mommy, and started playing with my ankle animatedly.
Being a reserved Brit of middling years, the dog's tall, non-furred mommy was very apologetic. "Oh, don't mind her, she's very flirty."
I said "Oh, no worries, I belong to a society that recruits weiner dogs for secret commando units because we know their friendliness disguises what incredibly resourceful hardened war-machines they are."
She literally said to me, "Only when they want treats."
We all laughed and my colleague and I wandered on. But for one brief moment, Gregg, I almost had a new recruit for you on this side of the pond.
Being a reserved Brit of middling years, the dog's tall, non-furred mommy was very apologetic. "Oh, don't mind her, she's very flirty."
I said "Oh, no worries, I belong to a society that recruits weiner dogs for secret commando units because we know their friendliness disguises what incredibly resourceful hardened war-machines they are."
She literally said to me, "Only when they want treats."
We all laughed and my colleague and I wandered on. But for one brief moment, Gregg, I almost had a new recruit for you on this side of the pond.
But the sunshine aye shall light the sky,
As round and round we run;
And the truth shall ever come uppermost,
And justice shall be done.
- Charles Mackay, "Eternal Justice"
As round and round we run;
And the truth shall ever come uppermost,
And justice shall be done.
- Charles Mackay, "Eternal Justice"
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Mike Lindell's Election Shenanigans, FrankSpeech and #MyPillow #FAILS - 6/28/61 Cancer / Ox
Ben!
DO NOT fall for the propaganda of the Supreme Commander of the Imperial Illuminati Air Force. Ben is right, Biscuit and the 699th are resourceful, hardened war-machines. Their training and DNA shifting have resulted in an unyielding army of ferocious weiner dogs. Woe to anyone who listens to Gregg's propaganda and dares to cross Biscuit and her comrades. This stuffed animal, and Rev Dr Laity Esq, found out -- the Hard Way.
PS: #MikeLindellForRNCChair AND #MikeLindellForSpeaker! I'm encouraging that on Twitter along with #HoldTheLine and #NeverKevin. Those were direct orders from Biscuit and no way I'm fuc*ing around and disobeying her.
DO NOT fall for the propaganda of the Supreme Commander of the Imperial Illuminati Air Force. Ben is right, Biscuit and the 699th are resourceful, hardened war-machines. Their training and DNA shifting have resulted in an unyielding army of ferocious weiner dogs. Woe to anyone who listens to Gregg's propaganda and dares to cross Biscuit and her comrades. This stuffed animal, and Rev Dr Laity Esq, found out -- the Hard Way.
PS: #MikeLindellForRNCChair AND #MikeLindellForSpeaker! I'm encouraging that on Twitter along with #HoldTheLine and #NeverKevin. Those were direct orders from Biscuit and no way I'm fuc*ing around and disobeying her.
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Mike Lindell's Election Shenanigans, FrankSpeech and #MyPillow #FAILS - 6/28/61 Cancer / Ox
and CAN HAZ SPEAKER OF THE HOUSEorlylicious wrote: ↑Wed Jan 04, 2023 11:13 am Damn right, Biscuit has sekrit weapons and way more of a killer instinct than wussy Lindell and Ronna Romney. Biscuit's cold, calculating ready-to-attack training with the 699th could pay off... if she wanted it. Do not fu*k with Biscuit. Was able to get a super-rare quote:
"I CAN HAZ RNC CHAIR!"
BISCUIT WAR FACE 699TH.JPG
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Mike Lindell's Election Shenanigans, FrankSpeech and #MyPillow #FAILS - 6/28/61 Cancer / Ox
She can be both speaker AND RNC Chair. She has the right stuff!
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That's it Orly, we need to get #BiscuitForSpeaker trending.
It is a moral imperative.
It is a moral imperative.
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Mike Lindell's Election Shenanigans, FrankSpeech and #MyPillow #FAILS - 6/28/61 Cancer / Ox
These MAGAts are idiots, Scott Perry uses the tired old "Washington is broken" bullsh*t. He says Pelosi is responsible for the GOP taking the House, and that's really going to help the MAGAts. Why hasn't Mike Lindell used his powerful voice on this? Crickets on his newly restored Twitter account.
Lindell hasn't tweeted since Jan 3rd when he retweeted Gaetz' support for Jim Jordan.
WTH, Mike! Jumped in with a 699th head-fake:
Let the GROUNDSWELL for Lt Biscuit begin!
Lindell hasn't tweeted since Jan 3rd when he retweeted Gaetz' support for Jim Jordan.
WTH, Mike! Jumped in with a 699th head-fake:
OrlyLicious @Orly_licious 1m
Replying to @realMikeLindell
Americans must stay focused on the ONLY choice: #MikeLindellForRNCChair!
With the total disaster of the GOP's failure to have a #Speakerofthehouse, MAGA is screaming #NeverKevin.
The Speaker doesn't have to be a Member. We need a GROUNDSWELL: #MikeLindellForSpeaker too!
Let the GROUNDSWELL for Lt Biscuit begin!
OrlyLicious @Orly_licious 1m
MAGA GOP keeps proving they're incompetent, can't govern, & can't even select a #Speakerofthehouse. Sources say Lt Biscuit of the Imperial Illuminati Air Force is throwing her paws in the ring. Biscuit & the 699th are battle-hardened killers.#BiscuitForSpeaker @GreggEvans16
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Mike Lindell's Election Shenanigans, FrankSpeech and #MyPillow #FAILS - 6/28/61 Cancer / Ox
Lindell has really locked up that coveted birther vote support.
Mike Lindell's Election Shenanigans, FrankSpeech and #MyPillow #FAILS - 6/28/61 Cancer / Ox
Leo gets 35 likes attacking a post with 27,000 likes. Leo Mighty hunter.
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Email from Mikey:
Look at this mess!Lindell is ALL in- URGENT!
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Lindell Legal Offense Fund
Hello from Mike Lindell,
We are in California for the Winter RNC meeting! I am officially in the race for chairman of the Republican National Committee, and I urgently need your support before the January 27th vote!
Jumping into this race is necessary to move our efforts forward. We need to secure our elections and make significant improvements to this great institution. Real accountability is needed to restore trust to the people!
If you missed my recent interview on The War Room with Steve Bannon, where I make my case for RNC Chairman, please watch it here.
Today Rasmussin (lol sp] released a poll showing YOU, the people, are ready for a businessman to lead our party! Most GOP Voters Want New RNC Chair - Rasmussen Reports® https://www.rasmussenreports.com/public ... _rnc_chair We are done losing as a countryt. We don’t want to lose just a little less or win just enough to get by.. We want to get back to Winning BIG! We are done losing as a countryt. [sp] We don’t want to lose just a little less or win just enough to get by.. We want to get back to Winning BIG! [this is how it was sent ]
As Chair of the RNC, I will assess where we are, focus on marketing, and take the steps needed to defend conservative principles. The Republican Brand needs serious attention and the ability to get our message out effectively is a priority. When we do that we will raise the money needed to win!
I am donating 100% of my RNC salary to the party. I am able, willing, and eager to volunteer my time and managerial expertise to fix severe problems at the RNC to represent the people.
Ronna McDaniel and the current leadership haven't done the work to secure our elections. The limited efforts have been bandaids on stolen elections and ballot irregularities. As RNC Chairman, I will make ballot integrity a top priority.
The RNC should be a party truly representative of the American people and always work tirelessly to promote policies that benefit all of us.
I will personally fundraise for Republican parties in every state, as we need to ensure our candidates win and have the resources they need.
With your support, we can help shape the future of our party and our country and work together to ensure that our elections are fair and accurate.
Please email your GOP National Committee members and politely explain why you support me. The vote is on Friday morning, January 27th. I appreciate your support.
I told you I would do everything I could to save our country. We filed the lawsuits, we built the grassroots army, we harnessed the donors and now we will WIN again in our elections, bringing trust, education and much needed change to the RNC.
God Bless America!
Mike Lindell
Lindell Legal Offense Fund
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Wouldn't it be lovely if Mikey won?!
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What? No discount code? RNC_Chairman_Mike should be good for at least 50% off.
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Mike Lindell's Election Shenanigans, FrankSpeech and #MyPillow #FAILS - 6/28/61 Cancer / Ox
Is that the same managerial expertise that overturned the election and got Trump reinstated as president?I am able, willing, and eager to volunteer my time and managerial expertise to fix severe problems at the RNC to represent the people.
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The people are demanding #BiscuitForRNCChair!
43 Empty Folders with "CLASSIFIED" Banners @cog_roos 10m
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@pnjaban teaming up with a guy who is literally a former crackhead
#RNC #RonnaMcDaniel
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In a surprise move, Harmeet Dhillon’s representative shows up at the RNC’s Winter Meeting today and announces that she will team up with Mike Lindell as a unified ticket against Ronna McDaniel.
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That's fabulous, Kurt must be thrilled. #MikeLindell truly reflects the values and integrity of the GOP. This is exactly who the #MAGA GOP, #KevinMcCarthy, #MitchMcConnell & Republicans need in the run-up to 2024. Another awesome choice by Caroline Wren. #MikeLindellForRNCChair
Erick Erickson @EWErickson
“Putting Lindell at the head table of the RNC is to look at the results of the 2022 midterms and the American voters who desperately crave an alternative to the Democrats, but do not want GOP Crazy Town.”
OrlyLicious @Orly_licious 22m
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After suffering a horrible disaster in the GOP House Speaker's race for not rightfully naming #BiscuitForSpeaker, the RNC had better not screw up again. The best choice by far is the Imperial Illuminati Air Force's ruthless Lt. Biscuit. #BiscuitForRNCChair @GreggEvans16
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Mike Lindell's Election Shenanigans, FrankSpeech and #MyPillow #FAILS - 6/28/61 Cancer / Ox
I think Harmeet just made an enemy for life in Ron DeSantis; he JUST came out in support of her--but I'm pretty sure he has no use for Mikey. And Ronnie doesn't like being made to look like a fool.
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Mike Lindell's Election Shenanigans, FrankSpeech and #MyPillow #FAILS - 6/28/61 Cancer / Ox
I suspect Har-dee-har HarMeat spoke with a certain former chief executive before committing to the Pillow Pusher. I know, I know. I am so bad.
The more I learn about this planet, the more improbable it all seems.
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Non-Dachsunds are unofficially allowed to join the Regiment, just stand in the back, try to look short, and bark a lot.Slim Cognito wrote: ↑Wed Jan 04, 2023 1:07 pm My crested Yorkie, Gilda, has that same gaze. Maybe she should enlist. Is there a Mongrel Regiment?
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Mike Lindell's Election Shenanigans, FrankSpeech and #MyPillow #FAILS - 6/28/61 Cancer / Ox
Translation: Dhillion knows she doesn't have the votes.In a surprise move, Harmeet Dhillon’s representative shows up at the RNC’s Winter Meeting today and announces that she will team up with Mike Lindell as a unified ticket against Ronna McDaniel.
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Mike Lindell's Election Shenanigans, FrankSpeech and #MyPillow #FAILS - 6/28/61 Cancer / Ox
Mikey wants the GOP to fund election denying orgs. Like his.Slim Cognito wrote: ↑Thu Jan 26, 2023 5:11 pm What? No discount code? RNC_Chairman_Mike should be good for at least 50% off.
castigat ridendo mores.
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Mike Lindell's Election Shenanigans, FrankSpeech and #MyPillow #FAILS - 6/28/61 Cancer / Ox
Oh this is perfect!
Maybe it will be the final straw for those so-called moderate Republicans to show them their party has been taken over by complete crazies.
Maybe it will be the final straw for those so-called moderate Republicans to show them their party has been taken over by complete crazies.
“Remember, democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet that did not commit suicide.” —John Adams
Mike Lindell's Election Shenanigans, FrankSpeech and #MyPillow #FAILS - 6/28/61 Cancer / Ox
We've gotten to 102 pages here and I've lost track of the plot.
Have there been ANY trials yet?
Have there been ANY trials yet?
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No.
The more I learn about this planet, the more improbable it all seems.