Prophet: In Heaven You Travel By Flying Cars & Bubbles

[neonzx]

Prophet: In Heaven You Travel By Flying Cars & Bubbles

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“Most of the cars don’t really have wheels, per se. Most cars fly in Heaven, but there’s all different ways you transport.

“There’s bubbles you can step into and they float you there. There’s amusement parks, there’s rodeos, there’s sports arenas where every game is played as worship to Jesus Christ because Jesus gets all the points.

“There’s some people’s mansions that are the size of New York City. I am not exaggerating. I’m not.” – Kat Kerr, via The Friendly Atheist.

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[MN-Skeptic]

I figure that if there's a heaven, my sweetie is up there riding on a tractor and petting puppy dogs.

[Suranis]

Bit different to the vision in Dante's Paradiso.

[bill_g]

Don't forget: In Heaven there is no beer. That's why we're drinking it here.

[tek]

there’s sports arenas where every game is played as worship to Jesus Christ because Jesus gets all the points.

Same guy always wins?
Doesn't sound very interesting.

[neeneko]

there’s sports arenas where every game is played as worship to Jesus Christ because Jesus gets all the points.

Same guy always wins?
Doesn't sound very interesting.

I have always found the nuttier the proponent, the more dystopian their 'heaven' sounds. The Great Leader being declared the winner of every athletic competition?

[Reality Check]

For no particular reason I thought of ...

[Foggy]

Don't forget: In Heaven there is no beer. That's why we're drinking it here.

And don't forget all the interesting people are in the other place.

[bill_g]

Don't forget: In Heaven there is no beer. That's why we're drinking it here.

And don't forget all the interesting people are in the other place.

No need for concern. Use this simple litmus test - Did they write an oompapa song about them? All the important stuff has an oompapa song.

[Frater I*I]

Don't forget: In Heaven there is no beer. That's why we're drinking it here.

You sir need to hear the good word of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster...

Beer volcanos in it's heaven...

[Tiredretiredlawyer]

I figure that if there's a heaven, my sweetie is up there riding on a tractor and petting puppy dogs.

My dad and FIL are playing poker, dancing and having an all round good time! They both liked dogs too.

[bill_g]

Don't forget: In Heaven there is no beer. That's why we're drinking it here.

You sir need to hear the good word of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster...

Beer volcanos in it's heaven...

Well, the Mediterranean Gods were always more fun. The Nordic Gods liked to cop a buzz, but at the cost of a lot of sword play.