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I watched a number of of public comment clips Ron posted on the twit place from the hearing yesterfay.

DAMN. They call libs "triggered"... These people are several levels above at an "unhinged" volume.

Send in the white jackets.

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Slim Cognito wrote: Tue Nov 29, 2022 2:05 pm Yeah, that "God is on our side" thing always threw me. If God was on your side, pretty sure he'd have made sure you won in a landslide.
Don't you see? God is testing her. God wants her to win, but he/she wants to make sure that Ms. Lake is strong enough to handle the job.

That is one thing that has always bothered me about some so-called Christians. If things are going badly for them, it is just God testing their faith. If things are going well, it is God's way of rewarding them for their past faith. They want to have it both ways.
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Wonder if we can get in free with the the code KARIZONALOSER?
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Karizona? Srsly? They think that's clever? A middle school newspaper editor would nix that for being lame.

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Slim Cognito wrote: Tue Nov 29, 2022 5:05 pm Karizona? Srsly? They think that's clever? A middle school newspaper editor would nix that for being lame.

(cringing bigly)
So it's Karenfest? Karenzona?

That is just perfect. :rotflmao:
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Jim wrote: Tue Nov 29, 2022 4:39 pm Wonder if we can get in free with the the code KARIZONALOSER?
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Slim Cognito wrote: Tue Nov 29, 2022 2:05 pm Yeah, that "God is on our side" thing always threw me. If God was on your side, pretty sure he'd have made sure you won in a landslide.
Both sides in every war think that god is on their side.
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I think what I think of all these shindigs: Don't people have anything better to do? In seasonable weather, outdoor sports and activities? This time of year, holiday and family stuff?

Also, don't any of them have jobs? Seriously.
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I always liked this one. It's from Brainy Quotes so I hope it's correct:
Sir, my concern is not whether God is on our side; my greatest concern is to be on God's side, for God is always right.

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pipistrelle wrote: Tue Nov 29, 2022 6:00 pm :snippity:
Also, don't any of them have jobs? Seriously.
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Slim Cognito wrote: Tue Nov 29, 2022 2:05 pm Yeah, that "God is on our side" thing always threw me. If God was on your side, pretty sure he'd have made sure you won in a landslide.
To be fair, it sounds better in the original German. 8-)
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Mark Twain wrote about this phenomenon in The War Prayer.

https://en.m.wikisource.org/wiki/The_War_Prayer
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Yeah, well Kari says she KNOWS that she won, and Katie Hobbs lost.

She knows it, God knows it, and even the big guy, President Trump, says she must be "installed" as the gubnor of the great state of Karizona.

I think that pretty much settles it. :smoking:




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I think my gal Kari needs to do what Trump was too timid and scared to do, which is set up a government-in-exile, and start appointing department heads, issuing executive orders, and so forth. She can show us what she would do if we hadn't cheated her out of the office. THEN we'll be sorry!

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W. Kevin Vicklund wrote: Tue Nov 29, 2022 7:18 pm
Slim Cognito wrote: Tue Nov 29, 2022 2:05 pm Yeah, that "God is on our side" thing always threw me. If God was on your side, pretty sure he'd have made sure you won in a landslide.
To be fair, it sounds better in the original German. 8-)
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God mittens just sounds silly.
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Foggy wrote: Wed Nov 30, 2022 12:25 pm I think my gal Kari needs to do what Trump was too timid and scared to do, which is set up a government-in-exile, and start appointing department heads, issuing executive orders, and so forth. She can show us what she would do if we hadn't cheated her out of the office. THEN we'll be sorry!
It all sounds like it could be a well and good strategy on its face, but how would that be accomplished when she would not have the power of the purse/$$? :confuzzled: She would just be flailing around on obscure right-wing intertube pod casts as she is doing now.

I think I'm going to go with Nope, too, also.
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Phoenix520 wrote: Wed Nov 30, 2022 1:53 pm God mittens just sounds silly.
Why? We use it all the time with just a small change...
God, mittens
whenever Mitt Romney is trying to cover for Republican stupidity.
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:rotflmao:
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neonzx wrote: Wed Nov 30, 2022 1:59 pm
Foggy wrote: Wed Nov 30, 2022 12:25 pm I think my gal Kari needs to ... set up a government-in-exile ...
... how would that be accomplished when she would not have the power of the purse/$$? :confuzzled: She would just be flailing around on obscure right-wing intertube pod casts as she is doing now.

I think I'm going to go with Nope, too, also.
That's not a problem.

Take Cochise County. She orders the county to send the tax money it collects to her instead of the state treasurer.

And, being Cochise County, they comply with the real gubnor's orders. Easy peasy!
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Foggy wrote: Wed Nov 30, 2022 2:50 pm
neonzx wrote: Wed Nov 30, 2022 1:59 pm
Foggy wrote: Wed Nov 30, 2022 12:25 pm I think my gal Kari needs to ... set up a government-in-exile ...
... how would that be accomplished when she would not have the power of the purse/$$? :confuzzled: She would just be flailing around on obscure right-wing intertube pod casts as she is doing now.

I think I'm going to go with Nope, too, also.
That's not a problem.

Take Cochise County. She orders the county to send the tax money it collects to her instead of the state treasurer.

And, being Cochise County, they comply with the real gubnor's orders. Easy peasy!
OMG! Don't give them ideas! :nooo:
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Karizona...it sounds like an STD.

Regrettably there is no cure.
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Protecting oneself from Karizona is why one smears the lens with Vicks Vapor Rub…
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I want Cochise County to go Full Kari and refuse to certify those votes until Hobbs has no choice but to count the state up without them and toss the House seat to the Dems.

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