Lauren Boebert - Carpetbaggin’ Vapin’ Yankin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

[New Turtle]

This seat and the one in Alaska could possibly decide control of the House

[Suranis]

It might be giving this guy life, but in fact the only one dancing around in the the first photo was Boebert herself. Everyone else was staring at the screen going "uuuh..."

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[RTH10260]

A decade ago we collected birther tears, now it must be magat tears

[Mr brolin]

Welp, with that shimmy going on, is BoBo prepping for a new career in..... athletic, vertical, metal roof support melodic gyrations...? I am led to believe that 1-800 Jet Doll, 33 years serving (amongst other locations) the Grand Junction area are hiring......

[Foggy]

On the bright side, now she can finish high school.

[New Turtle]

[W. Kevin Vicklund]

Maybe she can learn how to be an erotic horror film star from Tudor Dixon.

[bill_g]

I'm haz tha sadz fro Bobo todaze.

Not.

[noblepa]

Cries of "Election fraud! The Democrats stole the election! Voting machines switched votes!" in 3, 2, 1 . . .

[Slim Cognito]

I'm surprised it didn't start about midnight last night.

[Phoenix520]

If I never see another video of that…woman… preaching her brand of Xianist elimination fantasies it will be too soon.

[noblepa]

If I never see another video of that…woman… preaching her brand of Xianist elimination fantasies it will be too soon.

Unfortunately, you will. She is going to become the next Sarah Palin, a failed politician, who won't go away. She will make the rounds of Faux News, Newmax and OAN for the next couple of years, spouting her hateful lies to anyone who will listen.

[New Turtle]

I'm fine with it as long as it's not on the House floor

[Ben-Prime]

Welp, with that shimmy going on, is BoBo prepping for a new career in..... athletic, vertical, metal roof support melodic gyrations...? I am led to believe that 1-800 Jet Doll, 33 years serving (amongst other locations) the Grand Junction area are hiring......

You're thinking too small. Remember, she's a business owner-type. She needs to start her own such joint called, for instance, The People's House.

ETA: Not a prospective customer, here. And this is only based on the idea that if she were to engage in this line of entertainment at all, instead of sticking with political 'angertainment' (as I saw it referred to earlier), she'd clearly be a boss and not a worker bee.

[Gregg]

I predict she will either become a Televangelist and in two years be begging the flock for a private jet, or she has a Porn Hub channel and will be begging followers for a private jet.

Either way, I see her in a one owner G-IV inside of 5 years.

[humblescribe]

Will her hubs lose his cherry job as a "consultant?"

If'n they was smart, they'd have banked her congressional salary and his outrageous consulting fee for such a day. Then they could take some time and figger out their next project. That said, they'll probably piss it away within six months and then start up the grift.

Think she will run again in '24?

[bob]

Will her hubs lose his cherry job as a "consultant?"

Unless he can peddle influence to someone he's not married to, likely.

Think she will run again in '24?

Laura. Loomer.

Heck, running might be more profitable than winning.

[raison de arizona]

She's not all dead, only mostly dead. Which is partially alive.

[Dave from down under]

Vampires and similar undead aren't dead until their ashes are scattered in the sea.

[Gregg]

So there are 301,011 so far, which is 95% of the vote.

That leaves 15,051 left to be counted.

Bobo is down 2201 votes.

She has to pull ~65% of what's left to count.

[New Turtle]

After the latest drop, bobo is only down 62 votes. A lot of the amateur decision deskers who were calling it for Frisch are pulling back.

[Foggy]

[RVInit]

Oh Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

[Shizzle Popped]

Isn't this when they all started screaming voter fraud in the last election? Where's the MyPillow guy when you need him?

[New Turtle]