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The guy at the furniture store told me this couch would seat five people without any problems.
I don't think I know five people without any problems.
I don't think I know five people without any problems.
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Omg.
Zee Y was my ex.
She knocked me flat…
Zee Y was my ex.
She knocked me flat…
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kim @KimmyMonte wrote: my glass coffin company “remains to be seen” is not doing as well as i thought it would.
“Remember, democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet that did not commit suicide.” —John Adams
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“Remember, democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet that did not commit suicide.” —John Adams
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I dunno about everyone else but I get a receipt via email for my vote-by-mail ballot.
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In AZ you can opt in to text or email alerts, or you can just go to a website they have where you plug in your voter information and it tells you whether they’ve counted a ballot from you or not.pipistrelle wrote: ↑Mon Oct 03, 2022 4:12 pm I dunno about everyone else but I get a receipt via email for my vote-by-mail ballot.
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“Remember, democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet that did not commit suicide.” —John Adams
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Is this a joke or a real tweet?
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“Remember, democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet that did not commit suicide.” —John Adams
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"Let us tenderly and kindly cherish, therefore, the means of knowledge. Let us dare to read, think, speak, and write."
John Adams
John Adams
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https://twitter.com/Saadia___M/status/1 ... 2781441024
Saadia @Saadia___M wrote: I just heard someone call Texas the land of gun care and health control; never heard something more true.
“Remember, democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet that did not commit suicide.” —John Adams
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Ima stealing that "You have a wife?"! ![Mr. Green :mrgreen:](./images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif)
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"Mickey Mouse and I grew up together." - Ruthie Tompson, Disney animation checker and scene planner and one of the first women to become a member of the International Photographers Union in 1952.
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"Let us tenderly and kindly cherish, therefore, the means of knowledge. Let us dare to read, think, speak, and write."
John Adams
John Adams
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"Let us tenderly and kindly cherish, therefore, the means of knowledge. Let us dare to read, think, speak, and write."
John Adams
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"Let us tenderly and kindly cherish, therefore, the means of knowledge. Let us dare to read, think, speak, and write."
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"Let us tenderly and kindly cherish, therefore, the means of knowledge. Let us dare to read, think, speak, and write."
John Adams
John Adams