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Groan. :biggrin:


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The guy at the furniture store told me this couch would seat five people without any problems.

I don't think I know five people without any problems.


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No politics please, just a joke from yesteryear:
(Don’t know where YouTube finds this stuff)



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Omg.
Zee Y was my ex.
She knocked me flat…


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My friend was showing me his tool shed, and he pointed to a ladder.
"That's my step ladder" he said.
"I never knew my real ladder."


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kim @KimmyMonte wrote: my glass coffin company “remains to be seen” is not doing as well as i thought it would.


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I dunno about everyone else but I get a receipt via email for my vote-by-mail ballot.


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pipistrelle wrote: Mon Oct 03, 2022 4:12 pm I dunno about everyone else but I get a receipt via email for my vote-by-mail ballot.
In AZ you can opt in to text or email alerts, or you can just go to a website they have where you plug in your voter information and it tells you whether they’ve counted a ballot from you or not. :shrug:


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raison de arizona wrote: Mon Oct 03, 2022 3:38 pm Image
Is this a joke or a real tweet?


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sugar magnolia wrote: Mon Oct 03, 2022 4:22 pm
raison de arizona wrote: Mon Oct 03, 2022 3:38 pm Image
Is this a joke or a real tweet?
Real tweet:


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"Take these seeds and put them in your pocket, so at least sunflowers will grow when you all die here."
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https://twitter.com/Saadia___M/status/1 ... 2781441024
Saadia @Saadia___M wrote: I just heard someone call Texas the land of gun care and health control; never heard something more true.


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Ima stealing that "You have a wife?"! :mrgreen:


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