Lauren Boebert - Carpetbaggin’ Vapin’ Yankin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

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Then expierience physics: try catching Schrödingers cat by its tail ;)
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She opened by attacking the moderator. It went downhill from there.


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She sounds much like a high school debate team member that has successfully memorized one point, and it's the only point she can recall when stressed induced brain freeze happens. Her House floor speeches were much the same.
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She's been studying B team televangelists.
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Gregg wrote: Mon Sep 12, 2022 2:05 pm She's been studying B team televangelists.
She is a B team televangelist.
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Whut???
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She is saying that Ester broke the law to save the Jews, but that is not entirely correct. Yes, she could be killed if she entered the inner court without being called, but if the king holds out the scepter, then the person may live. So, she entered, and when the king saw here there, she found his favor and he held out his scepter.

It is not an invitation to break the law but a gamble on whether the king would accept her.

BooBoo is an idiot.
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another case of her Pelosi mania

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“Um, um, this was just, um, wait I’ve lost my place…”

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RV, I have a fantasy too. Next time Boebert does a debate 3 or 4 “Pelosis” should sit right in front of her in the audience.
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RTH10260 wrote: Tue Sep 13, 2022 2:27 pm another case of her Pelosi mania

https://youtu.be/ANXBtrl07Z0
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Now I’m hungry for Chinese.

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OMG. She is one stupid fuck.
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The Woton Killings - anti-vaxers fighting the Chinese virus :lol:
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Paul has some line about women being silent in church. I find it to be dreadful but in BooBoo's case, I may be good with making an exception.
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Just as a reminder, Lil Lauren was elected to serve as the Communications Chief of the Freedumb Caucus!!

She's the [white] cheese wonton on the Freedumb Caucus' pu pu platter! :mrgreen:
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She has definitely a different species. I'm going to call her a Bobonono.
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Rep. Lauren Boebert said humanity is in its 'last days' and Christians should 'rise up,' invoking Christian nationalist imagery that's linked to violence
Kelsey Vlamis Sep 18, 2022, 7:06 AM
  • Boebert echoed Christian nationalist talking points and invoked the end times in a speech last week.
  • She said it's time for Christians to "rise up" and "influence this nation as we were called to do."
  • Christian nationalism experts say such rhetoric has been linked to violence.
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One can hope she gets spirited away now real soon...

Where in her scriptures does it say anything about uprising? Was that a thing of Christian slaves against their Roman masters, perhaps?
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northland10 wrote: Wed Sep 14, 2022 8:42 am Paul has some line about women being silent in church. I find it to be dreadful but in BooBoo's case, I may be good with making an exception.
In the temple, not church. In context it's just talking about the different cultural roles of men and women at the time. Later he talks about women ruling or bieng the head of the household, which would probably enrage the Christian nationalist types. And in any case it's irrelevant to modern culture.
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She's ready to pop a cap in those Texas youth. I suppose.
John Mone @JohnMone wrote: Rep. Lauren Boebert, R-Colo., speaking at the Texas Youth Summit, wearing a holstered Sig Sauer, as she told the crowd. There’s no TX 30.06&30.07 notice posted at Grace Woodlands, so she’s in compliance with the law. She was a keynote speaker along w/Rep. Matt Gaetz on Saturday.
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raison de arizona wrote: Mon Sep 19, 2022 2:49 pm :snippity:


His youth still needs the chaperones :twisted:
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raison de arizona wrote: Mon Sep 19, 2022 2:49 pm She's ready to pop a cap in those Texas youth. I suppose.
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