Lauren Boebert - Carpetbaggin’ Vapin’ Yankin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

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I replied to her tweet: "So we should arrest Donald Trump, a close "pal" of Epstein, there has been no evidence presented against Hunter, despite Trump controlling the DOJ for four years, and the SCOTUS leak was most likely Alito, Kavanaugh or Thomas (Ginni)."
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What's Boebert got against ice cream?
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He may as well promise two scoops of free ice cream to everyone since that is NOT happening.

Americans are going to show Democrats the door in November.
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She's disgusting. "A straight face and a dry diaper"?
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There seems to have bee a few "Lesbian Dance theory" pages set up ready to go for people to look for, possibly to generate outrage leading from her comment ("OMG THERE REALLY IS LESBIAN DANCE THEORY DEGREES!!!! PRAISE BOBERT!" *lots of GOP and Russian sniggering*), possibly she saw sites mentioning it and that's why she said it.

https://duckduckgo.com/?t=ffab&q=lesbia ... ory&ia=web

A few of them in colleges such as Harvard. If you look at the "Department of Lesbian Dance Theory" sites, you find the page is empty with no staff. Most wont bother to click it before being outraged

https://harvard.academia.edu/Department ... nce_Theory

One is a website "https://texas.gilead.org.il/what-is-les ... ce-theory/" which, since it has the word GILEAD in it, is probably a troll site.

So ya this is the next Critical Race Theory, set up for people to scream about and be outraged.
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No one has ever asked me about my minor in Lesbian Dance Theory on my resume.

Ever.

But no one has asked me how we could leverage that into a commercial application either. Perhaps it was a massive oversight, or or or ... a conspiracy.
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You should. Study of the traditional dances of the Island of Lesbos is at least as useful as my degree in Homo* Field Theory.

*r Simpson.
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bill_g wrote: Sun Aug 28, 2022 8:59 am No one has ever asked me about my minor in Lesbian Dance Theory on my resume.

Ever.

But no one has asked me how we could leverage that into a commercial application either. Perhaps it was a massive oversight, or or or ... a conspiracy.
Twitter is full of people of all sexes/genders who are mid-career asking why lesbian dance theory wasn't available in their day.
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Suranis wrote: Sun Aug 28, 2022 9:20 am You should. Study of the traditional dances of the Island of Lesbos is at least as useful as my degree in Homo* Field Theory.

*r Simpson.
Well, being of Greek descent (actually Cypriot, but who's counting?), knowing about Lesbos is significant.
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pipistrelle wrote: Sun Aug 28, 2022 9:23 am Twitter is full of people of all sexes/genders who are mid-career asking why lesbian dance theory wasn't available in their day.
Should we tell her about all the Greek Houses on every campus? I honestly don't wish her harm, and think it best she never be told.
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Daaahmm. Just think how bad her head would hurt if she knew the italians had a secret plot in the 80's spread Rome Around the World with old American bombers.
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bill_g wrote: Sun Aug 28, 2022 8:59 am No one has ever asked me about my minor in Lesbian Dance Theory on my resume.

Ever.

But no one has asked me how we could leverage that into a commercial application either. Perhaps it was a massive oversight, or or or ... a conspiracy.
You are kidding, right?

There's gotta be dozens of music videos that need a good dance lesbian dance routine.

And think about all the porno vids you are leaving unmade.
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keith wrote: Sun Aug 28, 2022 9:44 am
You are kidding, right?

There's gotta be dozens of music videos that need a good dance lesbian dance routine.

And think about all the porno vids you are leaving unmade.
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BoBo ought to avoid talking anything higher education, seeing as her experience with it mostly involves heavy petting and binge drinking at frat parties where she was probably seen as the hired help.
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Gregg wrote: Sun Aug 28, 2022 12:37 pm BoBo ought to avoid talking anything higher education, seeing as her experience with it mostly involves heavy petting and binge drinking at frat parties where she was probably seen as the hired helpreplacement entertainment (when the stripper didn't show).
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If you ask every single boss I have had since joining the Foreign Service, they will tell you *unanimously* that the research, critical thinking & analysis, creative problem solving, and communications skills I picked up in part through my undergraduate liberal arts degree in history before becoming an "accidental IT guy" are what make me great at my job.

But I suppose being Deep State, their views don't count.

My last pre-FS CEO said the same.

But I suppose being a Blue County workforce development agency guy, he doesn't count.

:shrug:

I am good in the STEM world because the liberal arts world made me so. That's all I know on Earth and all I need to know, to paraphrase Keats. Oh, wait, Boebert wouldn't get the reference.
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Ben-Prime wrote: Sun Aug 28, 2022 5:49 pm If you ask every single boss I have had since joining the Foreign Service, they will tell you *unanimously* that the research, critical thinking & analysis, creative problem solving, and communications skills I picked up in part through my undergraduate liberal arts degree in history before becoming an "accidental IT guy" are what make me great at my job.

But I suppose being Deep State, their views don't count.

My last pre-FS CEO said the same.

But I suppose being a Blue County workforce development agency guy, he doesn't count.

:shrug:

I am good in the STEM world because the liberal arts world made me so. That's all I know on Earth and all I need to know, to paraphrase Keats. Oh, wait, Boebert wouldn't get the reference.
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sugar magnolia wrote: Sun Aug 28, 2022 6:03 pm You would have a bright future after your FS retirement as an inspirational speaker. The good kind, not the scammy kind.
Why, thank you. Time was, I wanted to teach. But the current red hijinks in education have sort of blown that idea out of the water.
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Ben-Prime wrote: Sun Aug 28, 2022 5:49 pm If you ask every single boss I have had since joining the Foreign Service, they will tell you *unanimously* that the research, critical thinking & analysis, creative problem solving, and communications skills I picked up in part through my undergraduate liberal arts degree in history before becoming an "accidental IT guy" are what make me great at my job.
Same here. Perceived "useless" liberal arts degree. Going on 40 years of useful employment with comments like, "You ask great questions" and "You are willing to try something different," etc. I've had the same employees for years because I'm fair and listen to their side of any conflict. "Soft" skills are not something many people have.

I doubt Boebert would survive in any workplace she doesn't own or that has employees across the country or across the world.
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Most "entrepreneurs" I've known needed to start their own businesses because they kept getting fired for lacking the interpersonal skills necessary in a workplace. Quite often they are a company of one.
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Ben-Prime wrote: Sun Aug 28, 2022 5:49 pm If you ask every single boss I have had since joining the Foreign Service, they will tell you *unanimously* that the research, critical thinking & analysis, creative problem solving, and communications skills I picked up in part through my undergraduate liberal arts degree in history before becoming an "accidental IT guy" are what make me great at my job.

I am good in the STEM world because the liberal arts world made me so.
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Might as well raise my hand and be counted. Another liberal arts grad (English lit, thesis on 14th century poetry) in the tech world here.
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Where do I enroll for Lesbian Dance Theory?
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Slim Cognito wrote: Mon Aug 29, 2022 12:02 pm Where do I enroll for Lesbian Dance Theory?

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