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I don't remember where we were discussing this, but thanks, Orley!
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Re: trump (the former guy)
Y'know, I actually used to pity the Secret Service agents assigned to him, but recent news has caused me to question that.sugar magnolia wrote: ↑Fri Aug 12, 2022 8:44 pm Pity those poor SS agents assigned to him, regardless of where he goes. You know you're on the shitty end of the short stick when you have to go to prison with the ex-potus.
At this point I just hope there are no further surprises about his Secret Service agents.
We learned, back in the day, that there's a Supreme Court Police Department. I never heard of them, before or since, and do you know why? Because they never had any problems that caused headlines. It would be nice if most Americans never heard of the Secret Service, because all the headlines this century have been simply awful.
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I hear Alcatraz is available...
"He sewed his eyes shut because he is afraid to see, He tries to tell me what I put inside of me
He's got the answers to ease my curiosity, He dreamed a god up and called it Christianity"
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He's got the answers to ease my curiosity, He dreamed a god up and called it Christianity"
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Alcatraz!!!!!!!!!!
and sell tickets to see the fucker
and the money goes to pay down the debt that fucker increased
and sell tickets to see the fucker
and the money goes to pay down the debt that fucker increased
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Give Arpaio something to do... create a mini tent city in Arizona for Trump and his enablers. Arpaio can sit out there and guard them.
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Too many amenities. Like fresh water, food and a sewer system.
I'm thinking Dry Tortuga. It would be close to his home and the Federal Bureau of Prisons does take into account distance from family.
ETA
Also, it has a history with Pirates, and the laws of Piracy are some of the most brutal things to be the defendant of.
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Just assign a group of agents to take turns guarding him in shifts. That way they'd only be at the prison for about 8 hours a day each and home for the rest. It wouldn't be the most pleasant working atmosphere, but not any worse, really, than what prison guards do.sugar magnolia wrote: ↑Fri Aug 12, 2022 8:37 pm I think the biggest stumbling block to ever seeing him in jail is that they have no idea how to handle the SS agents that would have to go with him.
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The rest of his family (except Mary) can be in cells near him.Gregg wrote: ↑Sat Aug 13, 2022 12:13 amToo many amenities. Like fresh water, food and a sewer system.
I'm thinking Dry Tortuga. It would be close to his home and the Federal Bureau of Prisons does take into account distance from family.
ETA
Also, it has a history with Pirates, and the laws of Piracy are some of the most brutal things to be the defendant of.
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Gitmo works for me.Kriselda Gray wrote: ↑Sat Aug 13, 2022 1:39 amJust assign a group of agents to take turns guarding him in shifts. That way they'd only be at the prison for about 8 hours a day each and home for the rest. It wouldn't be the most pleasant working atmosphere, but not any worse, really, than what prison guards do.sugar magnolia wrote: ↑Fri Aug 12, 2022 8:37 pm I think the biggest stumbling block to ever seeing him in jail is that they have no idea how to handle the SS agents that would have to go with him.
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We'll call it a MAGA Viking Funeral. No fire, since it could set the Hudson off like a candle.Gregg wrote: ↑Fri Aug 12, 2022 7:56 pm I'm not sure he's gonna get perp walked, I'm just about positive they'll let him self surrender. And for the good of the country as much as I hate saying thins, as long as he is tried and convicted I'm not gonna insist on actual prison. House arrest his ass, preferably at whatever slum palace he dislikes most, farthest away from anything relevant and where the media will gradually forget who the hell he was. One day he'll assume room temperature and we can commandeer one of the NYC trash barges to tow his bloated carcass out for a burial at sea, lest his grave become a shrine for the stupid.
But the sunshine aye shall light the sky,
As round and round we run;
And the truth shall ever come uppermost,
And justice shall be done.
- Charles Mackay, "Eternal Justice"
As round and round we run;
And the truth shall ever come uppermost,
And justice shall be done.
- Charles Mackay, "Eternal Justice"
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Well, we could cremate him first, which takes care of the burning part, and THEN put him on the barge...
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I know it's just a fantasy but I picture him being flushed down his golden toilet like a goldfish.
May the bridges I burn light my way.
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I see him stuck in a freezer, frozen solid for months while his entire family go on talk shows and blather about he was such a good person. Then stick him in a church for a night and have his ass in the ground before he thaws out and stinks up the place.
Yes like Michael Jackson, except no-one likes this guy and he is even more broke.
Yes like Michael Jackson, except no-one likes this guy and he is even more broke.
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My dream:
He goes broke and loses all his properties. The rest of his life is spent in abject poverty. Then when he dies, he is planted beside Ivana in the weedy lawn at the newly named Hillary Clinton golf course. Or named after Obama or Biden.
He goes broke and loses all his properties. The rest of his life is spent in abject poverty. Then when he dies, he is planted beside Ivana in the weedy lawn at the newly named Hillary Clinton golf course. Or named after Obama or Biden.
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Oh shit, I just hit on what they are gonna do.
Some crazy televangelist or three have done variations on this general idea, plus Lenin and Chairman Mao...
Glass coffin, wheeled out to rallys across the country, pass the hat, and "If you believe enough, HE CAN OVER COME DEATH AND RISE UP"
They could have Steve Bannon MC the events to cover up the smell of the rotting carcass.
DJTJ could do lines of coke ont he lid of the coffin, and say its legal because now its a sacrament for him.
That's it, when he kicks, it is important to get the body, make sure the body is secure. Pontius Pilate taught me that, over drinks one night in the Illuminati HQ Bar he said he let a body get away from him once and things were never the same...
Some crazy televangelist or three have done variations on this general idea, plus Lenin and Chairman Mao...
Glass coffin, wheeled out to rallys across the country, pass the hat, and "If you believe enough, HE CAN OVER COME DEATH AND RISE UP"
They could have Steve Bannon MC the events to cover up the smell of the rotting carcass.
DJTJ could do lines of coke ont he lid of the coffin, and say its legal because now its a sacrament for him.
That's it, when he kicks, it is important to get the body, make sure the body is secure. Pontius Pilate taught me that, over drinks one night in the Illuminati HQ Bar he said he let a body get away from him once and things were never the same...
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Shamelessly stolen from Facebook
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I'll make an exception he gets back his donald j. Trump state park in Yorktown ny. It's a dump he donated it to the city.jemcanada2 wrote: ↑Sat Aug 13, 2022 9:45 am My dream:
He goes broke and loses all his properties. The rest of his life is spent in abject poverty. Then when he dies, he is planted beside Ivana in the weedy lawn at the newly named Hillary Clinton golf course. Or named after Obama or Biden.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_J. ... prov=sfla1
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Dr. Ken wrote: ↑Sat Aug 13, 2022 12:13 pmI'll make an exception he gets back his donald j. Trump state park in Yorktown ny. It's a dump he donated it to the city.jemcanada2 wrote: ↑Sat Aug 13, 2022 9:45 am My dream:
He goes broke and loses all his properties. The rest of his life is spent in abject poverty. Then when he dies, he is planted beside Ivana in the weedy lawn at the newly named Hillary Clinton golf course. Or named after Obama or Biden.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_J. ... prov=sfla1
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Never heard of it. Here's someone who visited.Dr. Ken wrote: ↑Sat Aug 13, 2022 12:13 pmI'll make an exception he gets back his donald j. Trump state park in Yorktown ny. It's a dump he donated it to the city.jemcanada2 wrote: ↑Sat Aug 13, 2022 9:45 am My dream:
He goes broke and loses all his properties. The rest of his life is spent in abject poverty. Then when he dies, he is planted beside Ivana in the weedy lawn at the newly named Hillary Clinton golf course. Or named after Obama or Biden.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_J. ... prov=sfla1
https://www.theguardian.com/global/2020 ... k-new-york
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“If everyone fought for their own convictions there would be no war.” ― Leo Tolstoy, War and Peace
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When I was looking to buy my house one of the places I looked was Yorktown. I kinda changed my mind when I realized I'd have to pass by that dump on my way home from work everydaypipistrelle wrote: ↑Sat Aug 13, 2022 4:40 pmNever heard of it. Here's someone who visited.Dr. Ken wrote: ↑Sat Aug 13, 2022 12:13 pmI'll make an exception he gets back his donald j. Trump state park in Yorktown ny. It's a dump he donated it to the city.jemcanada2 wrote: ↑Sat Aug 13, 2022 9:45 am My dream:
He goes broke and loses all his properties. The rest of his life is spent in abject poverty. Then when he dies, he is planted beside Ivana in the weedy lawn at the newly named Hillary Clinton golf course. Or named after Obama or Biden.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_J. ... prov=sfla1
https://www.theguardian.com/global/2020 ... k-new-york
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Shamelessly stolen from facebook. Hum to the tune of Bad boys, watcha gonna do?
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