Lauren Boebert - Carpetbaggin’ Vapin’ Yankin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
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Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
I didn’t know she was on any committees.
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Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
Boebert kept her mouth shut about the Jewish space lasers, unlike mtg, so she didn’t get kicked off everything. Yet.
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Ron Filipkowski 🇺🇦 @RonFilipkowski wrote: Lauren Boebert: “The church is supposed to direct government, not the opposite way. The church is supposed to influence govt .. The Bible says that government rests on God’s shoulders.”
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Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
Noperaison de arizona wrote: ↑Tue Jul 26, 2022 10:54 amRon Filipkowski 🇺🇦 @RonFilipkowski wrote: Lauren Boebert: “The church is supposed to direct government, not the opposite way. The church is supposed to influence govt .. The Bible says that government rests on God’s shoulders.”
Thomas Jefferson wrote:Believing with you that religion is a matter which lies solely between Man & his God, that he owes account to none other for his faith or his worship, that the legitimate powers of government reach actions only, & not opinions, I contemplate with sovereign reverence that act of the whole American people which declared that their legislature should "make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof," thus building a wall of separation between Church & State.
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Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
It's like Ron Howard should be following Boebert around narrating in his Arrested Development voice after she says it, "In fact, that was not true."
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And the truth shall ever come uppermost,
And justice shall be done.
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Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
Eh, we need something a little stronger. Like someone following her around slapping her with a fish every time.
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Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
I have yet to see these tools attend church. Where and when do you worship, Bobo? Do you pack heat when entering God's house? Are you a disciple of Ray Wylie Hubbard's "Freeway Church of Christ?' (They accept MasterCard!)
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FWIW, a lot of the videos of her railing against the separation between church and state were filmed...in churches.humblescribe wrote: ↑Tue Jul 26, 2022 3:47 pm I have yet to see these tools attend church. Where and when do you worship, Bobo? Do you pack heat when entering God's house? Are you a disciple of Ray Wylie Hubbard's "Freeway Church of Christ?' (They accept MasterCard!)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1VDccpTw0U
For instance:
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Thanks for your legwork, Raison.
I started to watch the video and quickly stopped. It made me nauseous.
The web says that this particular church is in Basalt, Colorado. Basalt is on the road from Glenwood Springs to Aspen. Sorta far away from Rifle/Silt.
Like 50 minutes away.
Both the guy in the video and his wife are the main providers of Scripture at this church.
I started to watch the video and quickly stopped. It made me nauseous.
The web says that this particular church is in Basalt, Colorado. Basalt is on the road from Glenwood Springs to Aspen. Sorta far away from Rifle/Silt.
Like 50 minutes away.
Both the guy in the video and his wife are the main providers of Scripture at this church.
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go." O. Wilde
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I mean, yeah, I get that gut response, but I was thinking within the realm of something that would be both funny *and* probably not a chargeable offense.raison de arizona wrote: ↑Tue Jul 26, 2022 2:07 pmEh, we need something a little stronger. Like someone following her around slapping her with a fish every time.
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As round and round we run;
And the truth shall ever come uppermost,
And justice shall be done.
- Charles Mackay, "Eternal Justice"
As round and round we run;
And the truth shall ever come uppermost,
And justice shall be done.
- Charles Mackay, "Eternal Justice"
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Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
Speaking for the party... I AM THE LAW!
Rep. Lauren Boebert @RepBoebert wrote: Any Republican Member of Congress that votes with the Dems to ban certain handguns, shotguns, and so called “assault” rifles will automatically disqualify themselves from any position of leadership in the party.
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Any member of the public who even admits to knowing a Republican will automatically disqualify themselves from any position higher than assistant dog poop remover at public parks.
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https://boingboing.net/2022/08/01/laure ... -dogs.html
Congress's stablest genius, Lauren Boebert, appeared on America's finest news network, NewsMax, to tell the world's second-crabbiest shitlord, Sebastian Gorka, that banning assault rifles will lead to Americans eating Fido for dinner.
"If the citizenry in America is disarmed, then we are no longer citizens," Boebert told Gorka, whose suit pocket sported an enormous handkerchief that looked like a crumpled pillowcase. "We are subjects. You know, here in America, we have gourmet treats for puppies. We have these amazing groomers for dogs. Well, in Venezuela, they eat the dogs, and it started because they don't have firearms."
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Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
Wut?Well, in Venezuela, they eat the dogs, and it started because they don't have firearms."
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Jamestown colonists may have kept, eaten indigenous American dogs
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Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
Native Americans ate dogs. Lewis and Clark ate dogs and horses despite having guns. Game was scarce.
Imagine if her district had effective representation.
Imagine if her district had effective representation.
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Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
Foggy would likely state that "effective representation" is far outside Boebert's wheelhouse.
May I suggest, "effective reproduction" as being a far better descriptor for Lil Lauren.![Mr. Green :mrgreen:](./images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif)
May I suggest, "effective reproduction" as being a far better descriptor for Lil Lauren.
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Video:Flatpoint High wrote: ↑Mon Aug 01, 2022 12:35 pm https://boingboing.net/2022/08/01/laure ... -dogs.html
Congress's stablest genius, Lauren Boebert, appeared on America's finest news network, NewsMax, to tell the world's second-crabbiest shitlord, Sebastian Gorka, that banning assault rifles will lead to Americans eating Fido for dinner.
"If the citizenry in America is disarmed, then we are no longer citizens," Boebert told Gorka, whose suit pocket sported an enormous handkerchief that looked like a crumpled pillowcase. "We are subjects. You know, here in America, we have gourmet treats for puppies. We have these amazing groomers for dogs. Well, in Venezuela, they eat the dogs, and it started because they don't have firearms."
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Does that mean she's against have Romana Didulo as queen of the United States?Flatpoint High wrote: ↑Mon Aug 01, 2022 12:35 pm https://boingboing.net/2022/08/01/laure ... -dogs.html
Congress's stablest genius, Lauren Boebert, appeared on America's finest news network, NewsMax, to tell the world's second-crabbiest shitlord, Sebastian Gorka, that banning assault rifles will lead to Americans eating Fido for dinner.
"If the citizenry in America is disarmed, then we are no longer citizens," Boebert told Gorka, whose suit pocket sported an enormous handkerchief that looked like a crumpled pillowcase. "We are subjects. You know, here in America, we have gourmet treats for puppies. We have these amazing groomers for dogs. Well, in Venezuela, they eat the dogs, and it started because they don't have firearms."
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The only Queen I acknowledge is RuPaul.Azastan wrote: ↑Mon Aug 01, 2022 2:46 pmDoes that mean she's against have Romana Didulo as queen of the United States?Flatpoint High wrote: ↑Mon Aug 01, 2022 12:35 pm https://boingboing.net/2022/08/01/laure ... -dogs.html
Congress's stablest genius, Lauren Boebert, appeared on America's finest news network, NewsMax, to tell the world's second-crabbiest shitlord, Sebastian Gorka, that banning assault rifles will lead to Americans eating Fido for dinner.
"If the citizenry in America is disarmed, then we are no longer citizens," Boebert told Gorka, whose suit pocket sported an enormous handkerchief that looked like a crumpled pillowcase. "We are subjects. You know, here in America, we have gourmet treats for puppies. We have these amazing groomers for dogs. Well, in Venezuela, they eat the dogs, and it started because they don't have firearms."
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Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
People in America 8n general ate horses 8n the 1960s when the price of beef blew up.pipistrelle wrote: ↑Mon Aug 01, 2022 12:50 pm Native Americans ate dogs. Lewis and Clark ate dogs and horses despite having guns. Game was scarce.
Imagine if her district had effective representation.
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Who ate horse meat? Not my family. Are you saying we were served surreptitiously?
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Well, my experience was a wee bit different. I grew up on the family cattle ranch in the 1960s.
Horse flesh was put to work. Cattle flesh paid the banker each fall.
Horse flesh was put to work. Cattle flesh paid the banker each fall.
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Yeah, I don't know where that's coming from. No horse meat in our house. Some beef, lots of pork. I hate pork.Phoenix520 wrote: ↑Mon Aug 01, 2022 10:29 pm![]()
Who ate horse meat? Not my family. Are you saying we were served surreptitiously?
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I do remember when I was a kid some kerfluffle about selling/eating horsemeat. I don't recall the details, though.