Thanks, LM K. I'm going to take a pass on breakfast now and try to brain bleach that imagery away.LM K wrote: ↑Mon Jul 18, 2022 6:38 am I just learned about this incident.
A few months back, Santa livestreamed every waking moment except when he was in the bathroom.
One night Santa forgot to turn off his livestream, and ... masturbated. I haven't seen or heard the video. I suspect it was too dark and so only the audio was captured.
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No, I needed to know that.
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Ew, ick!LM K wrote: ↑Mon Jul 18, 2022 6:38 am I just learned about this incident.
A few months back, Santa livestreamed every waking moment except when he was in the bathroom.
One night Santa forgot to turn off his livestream, and ... masturbated. I haven't seen or heard the video. I suspect it was too dark and so only the audio was captured.
Of course, I'd feel that way about hearing anyone masturbating....
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Replace bread with ´loaves’ and you’ve got another one!
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I have my very own Rod Serling app!
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XRAY out of his hidey-hole.
We want to know where you've been and what's going on?
We want to know where you've been and what's going on?
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“Remember, democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet that did not commit suicide.” —John Adams
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he could find it and he could reach it????neonzx wrote: ↑Mon Jul 18, 2022 7:00 amThanks, LM K. I'm going to take a pass on breakfast now and try to brain bleach that imagery away.LM K wrote: ↑Mon Jul 18, 2022 6:38 am I just learned about this incident.
A few months back, Santa livestreamed every waking moment except when he was in the bathroom.
One night Santa forgot to turn off his livestream, and ... masturbated. I haven't seen or heard the video. I suspect it was too dark and so only the audio was captured.
Wonders never cease
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I hold you personally responsible for the damage that post has done to my soul.LM K wrote: ↑Mon Jul 18, 2022 6:38 am I just learned about this incident.
A few months back, Santa livestreamed every waking moment except when he was in the bathroom.
One night Santa forgot to turn off his livestream, and ... masturbated. I haven't seen or heard the video. I suspect it was too dark and so only the audio was captured.
I'm going to need counselling.
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If only we knew a shrinky lady who could help you. If. Only.Gregg wrote: ↑Mon Jul 18, 2022 3:59 pmI hold you personally responsible for the damage that post has done to my soul.LM K wrote: ↑Mon Jul 18, 2022 6:38 am I just learned about this incident.
A few months back, Santa livestreamed every waking moment except when he was in the bathroom.
One night Santa forgot to turn off his livestream, and ... masturbated. I haven't seen or heard the video. I suspect it was too dark and so only the audio was captured.
I'm going to need counselling.
But the sunshine aye shall light the sky,
As round and round we run;
And the truth shall ever come uppermost,
And justice shall be done.
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As round and round we run;
And the truth shall ever come uppermost,
And justice shall be done.
- Charles Mackay, "Eternal Justice"
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So it seems not much happened for 1776bm today (in other words, the usual). Some went marching and ended up at the courthouse where Steve Bannon's jury selection is underway. Presumably, they were hoping for some visibility from the media camped out front. Santa was briefly interviewed by the Epoch Times -- told the reporter they have ~100 vehicles and ~150 people (lie and lie).
Oreo came back to D.C. again. Opened his postal mail live. Some lady in upstate NY sent him a check for $500. He's still streaming and smoking a cigar. Flying back to Cali on Wednesday -- says he'll probably be back on the 31st.
Xray popped back up from an undisclosed location. He's still trying to find his truck but is scared to go. I don't know why he doesn't just get an attorney to handle this. Attorneys are everywhere in D.C.
Oreo came back to D.C. again. Opened his postal mail live. Some lady in upstate NY sent him a check for $500. He's still streaming and smoking a cigar. Flying back to Cali on Wednesday -- says he'll probably be back on the 31st.
Xray popped back up from an undisclosed location. He's still trying to find his truck but is scared to go. I don't know why he doesn't just get an attorney to handle this. Attorneys are everywhere in D.C.
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Also, there is clearly a dickydo joke in here.
“Remember, democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet that did not commit suicide.” —John Adams
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Alisa Marie is not tired nor an e-girl ⓥ @L_isaMarie
All joking aside, earplugs are an absolute requirement when dealing with #1776rm
The first time I met them air-horns were used in combination with sirens at close proximity with the intention to cause hearing damage. Cowardly tactics from pathetic grifters
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GOOD MORNING! It is COURT DAY for Santa in Maryland!
9 AM.
9 AM.
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Don't mind me, I just fell out of a coconut tree.
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Yeah, but a thousand more tractor-trailers are expected ANY MINNIT NOW.
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Foggy, you are missing out...
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F%*ked around, found out.
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SANTA IN HANDCUFFS PART II. After trying to turn himself in to the wrong Maryland county David "Santa" Riddell finally found his way to the Montgomery County processing center and got the full treatment. Enjoy!! #ILuvJustice #OreoTriggered #1776RM #1776RestorationMovement
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"Santa Watch"... holding vigil LIVE STREAM for the release of their saviour from the Montgomery County Jail in Maryland. I hear his case is on the 3pm docket... Will he be released in time for evening karaoke??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jdr-cjwoyXo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jdr-cjwoyXo
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That's very (un)affectionately known in Montgomery County as the "Seven Locks Jail" because it's ... on Seven Locks Road.
I grew up there.
I grew up there.
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I guess we now know why the chicken crossed the street
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Never even been inside.
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Even I was in the county lockup where I grew up and was even in the local city small lockup. It was part of a tour so I did not get the full experience.
I did enjoy the tour so much that I went back to the city one and they fingerprinted me. You'd think that when you walk in and ask them to fingerprint you, they might not be quite as forceful with it as they are with normal folks they are booking but whatever. He got lots of practice on me as I had to be fingerprinted on both a state police form and an FBI form.
I did enjoy the tour so much that I went back to the city one and they fingerprinted me. You'd think that when you walk in and ask them to fingerprint you, they might not be quite as forceful with it as they are with normal folks they are booking but whatever. He got lots of practice on me as I had to be fingerprinted on both a state police form and an FBI form.
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