Florida Man
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Re: Florida Man
When SCOTUS gets all the rage about originalism they ought to enforce the 2nd Amenment and include gun ownership as related to the well regulated militia...
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"He sewed his eyes shut because he is afraid to see, He tries to tell me what I put inside of me
He's got the answers to ease my curiosity, He dreamed a god up and called it Christianity"
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We were on an a single-lane on ramp pretty high off the ground when a vehicle squeezed past us at a good clip like we weren't right there. WTAF? Oh, looky, a Florida license plate. Enough said.
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I mean, I think there's an error in the street names in the article since Ocean Blvd is too far east to intersect with NW 19th st, but maybe he meant NE19th st.
But that's just me as a guy who has lived most of his life in that county.
I will point out, however, *as* a guy who has lived most of his life in that county, that Ocean Blvd is so heavily laden with stop lights and pedestrian crosswalks that this was so over-the-top Florida Man dangerous that 'hold my beer' is not sufficient to say how crazy this is.
I await, of course, the punchline to an alternative for 'hold my beer' in this story. But, remember, folks, some of the readers may get the vapors.
But the sunshine aye shall light the sky,
As round and round we run;
And the truth shall ever come uppermost,
And justice shall be done.
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As round and round we run;
And the truth shall ever come uppermost,
And justice shall be done.
- Charles Mackay, "Eternal Justice"
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Hold my beer...Ben-Prime wrote: ↑Sun Jul 17, 2022 3:57 amI mean, I think there's an error in the street names in the article since Ocean Blvd is too far east to intersect with NW 19th st, but maybe he meant NE19th st.
But that's just me as a guy who has lived most of his life in that county.
I will point out, however, *as* a guy who has lived most of his life in that county, that Ocean Blvd is so heavily laden with stop lights and pedestrian crosswalks that this was so over-the-top Florida Man dangerous that 'hold my beer' is not sufficient to say how crazy this is.
I await, of course, the punchline to an alternative for 'hold my beer' in this story. But, remember, folks, some of the readers may get the vapors.
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Full link for the crash report above: https://www.airliners.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=231497
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Same link as mine.. .
Now give me my beer back....
Now give me my beer back....
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Yeahbut yours has a typo in it. And have a fresh one...
The NTSB link is 19 years old and doesn't work from that forum, but here is one that does: https://www.ntsb.gov/gils/_layouts/15/n ... 8632&key=1
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Ah, then thank you!raison de arizona wrote: ↑Sun Jul 17, 2022 12:38 pmYeahbut yours has a typo in it. And have a fresh one...
The NTSB link is 19 years old and doesn't work from that forum, but here is one that does: https://www.ntsb.gov/gils/_layouts/15/n ... 8632&key=1
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"Mickey Mouse and I grew up together." - Ruthie Tompson, Disney animation checker and scene planner and one of the first women to become a member of the International Photographers Union in 1952.
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GOP Congressional Candidate for #FL24.
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Re: Florida Man
I understand that Florida Man entries are usually of a little different behavior than what I am posting here. But as a person who lives in Florida, as quite a few of our members do, this is the kind of Florida Man that I encounter most often. The thread is not very long.
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Cuz apologizes are so hard to do. Good Lord, what a beast. May he and his wife catch covid and choke on their own bile.
Re: Florida Man
Oh dear... probably could be cross-posted to the Flying the Unfriendly Skies thread or something. Not all the assholes are Floridian (althought we have our fair share). Do we even know if this jerk is a Florida resident or just a tourist passing through?
Re: Florida Man
We do t know for sure. So I’m gonna give him an honorary Florida Man designation because he reminds me of so many confirmed Florida Men I have encountered over the years.
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"It actually doesn't take much to be considered a difficult woman. That's why there are so many of us."
--Jane Goodall
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The only way to know for sure is if he brought his meth gator as a service animal.
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"Mickey Mouse and I grew up together." - Ruthie Tompson, Disney animation checker and scene planner and one of the first women to become a member of the International Photographers Union in 1952.
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You win the internet today.Slim Cognito wrote: ↑Mon Sep 26, 2022 11:19 pm The only way to know for sure is if he brought his meth gator as a service animal.
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Re: Florida Man
Gregg wrote: ↑Tue Sep 27, 2022 12:33 pmYou win the internet today.Slim Cognito wrote: ↑Mon Sep 26, 2022 11:19 pm The only way to know for sure is if he brought his meth gator as a service animal.
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Is the gator using or smuggling the meth......? Or cooking it?Slim Cognito wrote: ↑Mon Sep 26, 2022 11:19 pm The only way to know for sure is if he brought his meth gator as a service animal.
"He sewed his eyes shut because he is afraid to see, He tries to tell me what I put inside of me
He's got the answers to ease my curiosity, He dreamed a god up and called it Christianity"
Trent Reznor
He's got the answers to ease my curiosity, He dreamed a god up and called it Christianity"
Trent Reznor
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Gregg
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YesFrater I*I wrote: ↑Tue Sep 27, 2022 6:20 pmIs the gator using or smuggling the meth......? Or cooking it?Slim Cognito wrote: ↑Mon Sep 26, 2022 11:19 pm The only way to know for sure is if he brought his meth gator as a service animal.
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