Lauren Boebert - Carpetbaggin’ Vapin’ Yankin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
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Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
Why, look at all the landmark legislation she has introduced! Listen to her well-crafted speeches from the House floor! I mean, if I lived closer to Colorado, I'd attend all her local events.
I would wear my Roy Rogers outfit with cap gun and contrast-stitched cowboy hat.
I would wear my Roy Rogers outfit with cap gun and contrast-stitched cowboy hat.
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Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
You can't be Roy Rogers until you can yodel.
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Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
Headcanon accepted.
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Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
I think you can do that from home.humblescribe wrote: ↑Thu Jun 30, 2022 2:32 pm I mean, if I lived closer to Colorado, I'd attend all her local events.
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Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
I think Chelsea Handler used that this past week subbing for Jimmy Kimmel. Instant classic.
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Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
https://www.yahoo.com/news/rep-lauren-b ... 09486.htmlRep. Lauren Boebert (R-Colo.) seized on the recent mall shooting in Copenhagen as evidence that strict gun control laws don’t work. However, she failed to point out that it was Denmark’s first mass shooting in seven years.
The U.S. has had more mass shootings this past weekend.
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To note that the shootef is now at mental health hospital. Wonder how he got his hands on a weapon, though.Walt Tuttle wrote: ↑Tue Jul 05, 2022 11:52 amhttps://www.yahoo.com/news/rep-lauren-b ... 09486.htmlRep. Lauren Boebert (R-Colo.) seized on the recent mall shooting in Copenhagen as evidence that strict gun control laws don’t work. However, she failed to point out that it was Denmark’s first mass shooting in seven years.
The U.S. has had more mass shootings this past weekend.
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oh fer christsakes
https://twitter.com/RepBoebert/status/1 ... 5036542977
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Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
In this episode, Boebert struggles with the difference between "self defense" and "stand your ground." (One of these things is not like the other.)
Lauren Boebert @laurenboebert wrote: Why isn't "stand your ground" the default in self-defense laws?
If it's illegal to defend your life, do you have a right to life?
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In her case, I'd have to sit my ground.
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Stand your ground forever chained to the Twitter HQ ![Laughing :lol:](./images/smilies/icon_lol.gif)
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Re: Lauren Boebert - Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
These people fantasize about having an excuse to kill people the way 14 year old boys fantasize about swimsuit models and porn stars.
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Sad to see this fine institution go.
Although these to me look unappetizing. Featured on their Facebook page.
Although these to me look unappetizing. Featured on their Facebook page.
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Can't argue with the slices. Spears would be weird though.
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Man, I had this place on my bucket list for the next time I was driving through Colorado. I wanted to experience the ambience and culinary delicacies purveyed by this establishment. ![Crying or Very Sad :cry:](./images/smilies/icon_cry.gif)
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I was considering the same, but I checked with my health insurance and they declined to cover any ensuing gastrointestinal issues so I had to forego it.humblescribe wrote: ↑Tue Jul 12, 2022 3:40 pm Man, I had this place on my bucket list for the next time I was driving through Colorado. I wanted to experience the ambience and culinary delicacies purveyed by this establishment.![]()
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There's too many pronouns in that tweet, I don't know who the beggar was. Boebert? What about the minors involved? Clearly a minor wasn't the bartender.
Also I don't believe the Washington Examiner. Just in general.![Liar :liar:](./images/smilies/eusa_liar.gif)
Also I don't believe the Washington Examiner. Just in general.
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Well I sure as hell ain't buying the book to find out.raison de arizona wrote: ↑Tue Jul 12, 2022 4:21 pm There's too many pronouns in that tweet, I don't know who the beggar was. Boebert? What about the minors involved? Clearly a minor wasn't the bartender.
Also I don't believe the Washington Examiner. Just in general.![]()
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Dr. Ken wrote: ↑Tue Jul 12, 2022 4:23 pmWell I sure as hell ain't buying the book to find out.raison de arizona wrote: ↑Tue Jul 12, 2022 4:21 pm There's too many pronouns in that tweet, I don't know who the beggar was. Boebert? What about the minors involved? Clearly a minor wasn't the bartender.
Also I don't believe the Washington Examiner. Just in general.![]()
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A sitting United States Representative wrote that.
John Adams would be so proud.
John Adams would be so proud.
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Ron Filipkowski 🇺🇦 @RonFilipkowski wrote: Boebert: “If there really is this separation of church and state like they believe, then what is Ilhan doing with her hijab on? Why is she able to go in there with that?”
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