American Peoples Convoy Protest
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Real consequences:
Read incompetence:
Read incompetence:
"The jungle is no place for a cellist."
From "Take the Money and Run"
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Someone with the convoy figured out how to use Google.
I had to put my ear up to my speaker to hear what Santa says. So, what does he say?
The convoy isn't going into DC on July 4. He'd LOVE to go into DC, but all the roads will be blocked.
I had to put my ear up to my speaker to hear what Santa says. So, what does he say?
The convoy isn't going into DC on July 4. He'd LOVE to go into DC, but all the roads will be blocked.
"The jungle is no place for a cellist."
From "Take the Money and Run"
From "Take the Money and Run"
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It's not a convoy day unless someone breaks down.
Someone broke down.
Santa had a brilliant idea. In tribute to Bryant, the convoy did a 30 second honk.
It wasn't moving.
Someone broke down.
Santa had a brilliant idea. In tribute to Bryant, the convoy did a 30 second honk.
It wasn't moving.
"The jungle is no place for a cellist."
From "Take the Money and Run"
From "Take the Money and Run"
Re: American Peoples Convoy Protest
So Oreo helped cook a steak dinner for them last night and today he was accused of being Antifa as he is driving with them! Can't make this sh*t up.
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Only antifascist help cook dinner and other things
castigat ridendo mores.
VELOCIUS QUAM ASPARAGI COQUANTUR
VELOCIUS QUAM ASPARAGI COQUANTUR
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He murdered those steaks. He kept pushing all the juices out of the meat and then used fucking steak seasoning.
They were abominations.
They were abominations.
"The jungle is no place for a cellist."
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Those pour souls must be missing a lot of sleep if they see "antifa" behind every bush.
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The Wehrmacht had the same problems in 1944.
Supreme Commander, Imperial Illuminati Air Force
You don't have to consent, but I'm gonna tase you anyway.
You don't have to consent, but I'm gonna tase you anyway.
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They mastered POPCORN on the fire pit two nights ago -- now it's PIZZA this evening!
Note the pit hood they covered in aluminum foil.
Note the pit hood they covered in aluminum foil.
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For this alone, there can be no forgiveness for Oreo.
But the sunshine aye shall light the sky,
As round and round we run;
And the truth shall ever come uppermost,
And justice shall be done.
- Charles Mackay, "Eternal Justice"
As round and round we run;
And the truth shall ever come uppermost,
And justice shall be done.
- Charles Mackay, "Eternal Justice"
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And he will be cast into the essence of fire; there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth. Destroying good meat is an abomination, an anathema, and...
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"The Plan" for 1776 Restoration Movement DC protest. Un-freaking-believable!
"what were gonna do Monday"
"what were gonna do Monday"
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Edit: Tencats beat me to it by a few minutes!
Edit 2: Convoy "grammar: is contagious.
Santa is incapable of saying anything without interrupting himself.
The Plan 6/30 Part 1
The Plan 6/30 Part 2
The Plan 6/30 Part 3
The Plan 6/30 Part 4
The Plan 6/30 Part 5
Edit 2: Convoy "grammar: is contagious.
Santa is incapable of saying anything without interrupting himself.
The Plan 6/30 Part 1
The Plan 6/30 Part 2
The Plan 6/30 Part 3
The Plan 6/30 Part 4
The Plan 6/30 Part 5
"The jungle is no place for a cellist."
From "Take the Money and Run"
From "Take the Money and Run"
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I don’t have time to watch this. Would appreciate anyone summarizing their plan.
Edit: The ones for the 4th and/or the 5th.
Thanks!!
Thanks!!
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I have a suggestion on how to drown them out if they think their pity convoy wants to make some noise
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Yesterday, on 6/30, the entire convoy, all 15 vehicles, "protested". Things didn't go as planned.
The group wanted police to crack down on them so they'd get some attention. BIG D said he was going to get arrested. Big D drives the fucking fake firetruck.
In order to get the attention of police, the convoy drove half the beltway st 14 miles per hour taking up 2 lanes of traffic.
Once the police cracked down, Santa was going to give police 30 seconds to leave them alone. After all, the convoy was a peaceful protest! If, after 30 seconds, the police didn't back off, the back of the convoy was going to branch off take over the other two lanes of traffic.
Well, this being the convoy, nothing worked.
*The police didn't take the bait. The convoy remains confused by that.
*The 6 vehicles at the back of the convoy ... those who were supposed to take over 2 lanes of the beltway ... got lost. On the beltway.
The convoy drove very, very slowly for hours. They think that they caused massive backups, but the didn't. They pissed off a lot of people, but that's it.
A local traffic reporter told locals that the convoy was on the beltway and causing minor delays. The convoy took offense at that.
The group wanted police to crack down on them so they'd get some attention. BIG D said he was going to get arrested. Big D drives the fucking fake firetruck.
In order to get the attention of police, the convoy drove half the beltway st 14 miles per hour taking up 2 lanes of traffic.
Once the police cracked down, Santa was going to give police 30 seconds to leave them alone. After all, the convoy was a peaceful protest! If, after 30 seconds, the police didn't back off, the back of the convoy was going to branch off take over the other two lanes of traffic.
Well, this being the convoy, nothing worked.
*The police didn't take the bait. The convoy remains confused by that.
*The 6 vehicles at the back of the convoy ... those who were supposed to take over 2 lanes of the beltway ... got lost. On the beltway.
The convoy drove very, very slowly for hours. They think that they caused massive backups, but the didn't. They pissed off a lot of people, but that's it.
A local traffic reporter told locals that the convoy was on the beltway and causing minor delays. The convoy took offense at that.
"The jungle is no place for a cellist."
From "Take the Money and Run"
From "Take the Money and Run"
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Thx LM!
Into my mind pops an image of the Trumpkins On Tour mini-convoy as a misbehaving toddler:
Child: "waaah!! wanna sit on naughty step!! meeeees!!"
Parent (puts on headphones, continues drinking coffee): "that's nice dear"
They seem permanently baffled that there world obstinately regards to conform to their expectations, in almost every way.
Into my mind pops an image of the Trumpkins On Tour mini-convoy as a misbehaving toddler:
Child: "waaah!! wanna sit on naughty step!! meeeees!!"
Parent (puts on headphones, continues drinking coffee): "that's nice dear"
They seem permanently baffled that there world obstinately regards to conform to their expectations, in almost every way.
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IMHO if the police thinks its time to intervene thy will roll up the convoy from the back, pick the last unit in the waggon trail and scrutinize that one. Then work their way forward with more units splitting off more and more "we the people" vehicles that can cause trouble. If the convoy thinks it can block all lanes with slow-go, a police cruiser with lights and sirene means trouble if they don't clear the path.
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Sounds to me like Santa wants a Finnicum Final Battle.
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If they want police action so someone will find out what their demands are (so mysterious they've lost track of them), they'd stop in the middle of the Beltway, get out of their vehicles, and walk around, maybe try to set up a wienie roast. Law enforcement might notice them.Sam the Centipede wrote: ↑Sat Jul 02, 2022 3:39 am Thx LM!
Into my mind pops an image of the Trumpkins On Tour mini-convoy as a misbehaving toddler:
Child: "waaah!! wanna sit on naughty step!! meeeees!!"
Parent (puts on headphones, continues drinking coffee): "that's nice dear"
They seem permanently baffled that there world obstinately regards to conform to their expectations, in almost every way.
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But they have white flags!! If they show white flags, they can't be arrested!RTH10260 wrote: ↑Sat Jul 02, 2022 10:07 am IMHO if the police thinks its time to intervene thy will roll up the convoy from the back, pick the last unit in the waggon trail and scrutinize that one. Then work their way forward with more units splitting off more and more "we the people" vehicles that can cause trouble. If the convoy thinks it can block all lanes with slow-go, a police cruiser with lights and sirene means trouble if they don't clear the path.
Yes, they truly believe this.
"The jungle is no place for a cellist."
From "Take the Money and Run"
From "Take the Money and Run"