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I have questions.


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raison de arizona wrote: Fri Jun 17, 2022 3:39 pm I have questions.
the answer is “cocaine”


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raison de arizona wrote: Fri Jun 17, 2022 3:39 pm I have questions.


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Chilidog wrote: Fri Jun 17, 2022 3:37 pm
Al Franken being shorter than Joan Rivers - not a surprise.
Peewee Herman being taller than Joan Rivers - that's a surprise.
Don't know who the hippie is, but he has better hair than most of us.


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bill_g wrote: Sun Jun 19, 2022 8:58 am
Chilidog wrote: Fri Jun 17, 2022 3:37 pm
Al Franken being shorter than Joan Rivers - not a surprise.
Peewee Herman being taller than Joan Rivers - that's a surprise.
Don't know who the hippie is, but he has better hair than most of us.
They may be on platforms so you can't tell height. I'm almost sure that's Elton John and David Lee Roth.


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pipistrelle wrote: Sun Jun 19, 2022 9:55 am
bill_g wrote: Sun Jun 19, 2022 8:58 am
Chilidog wrote: Fri Jun 17, 2022 3:37 pm
Al Franken being shorter than Joan Rivers - not a surprise.
Peewee Herman being taller than Joan Rivers - that's a surprise.
Don't know who the hippie is, but he has better hair than most of us.
They may be on platforms so you can't tell height. I'm almost sure that's Elton John and David Lee Roth.
I thought it was Ozzy Osbourne. :think: I’m not sure though.


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pipistrelle wrote: Sun Jun 19, 2022 9:55 am They may be on platforms so you can't tell height. I'm almost sure that's Elton John and David Lee Roth.
[doh]Well, Goodbye to Yellowbrick Road[/doh]

Silly me. Elton is kinda short too. Maybe it's the glasses. It's the glasses. It's definitely the glasses.


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jemcanada2 wrote: Sun Jun 19, 2022 10:04 am
pipistrelle wrote: Sun Jun 19, 2022 9:55 am
bill_g wrote: Sun Jun 19, 2022 8:58 am
Al Franken being shorter than Joan Rivers - not a surprise.
Peewee Herman being taller than Joan Rivers - that's a surprise.
Don't know who the hippie is, but he has better hair than most of us.
They may be on platforms so you can't tell height. I'm almost sure that's Elton John and David Lee Roth.
I thought it was Ozzy Osbourne. :think: I’m not sure though.
I don't think Osbourne has that good of a skull.
DLR:
Image


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His hair has changed a lot.

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bill_g wrote: Sun Jun 19, 2022 8:58 am
Al Franken being shorter than Joan Rivers - not a surprise.
Peewee Herman being taller than Joan Rivers - that's a surprise.
Don't know who the hippie is, but he has better hair than most of us.
Its a photo shop putting them together randomly.

Al Franken is not in the photo.


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keith wrote: Sun Jun 19, 2022 10:20 am
bill_g wrote: Sun Jun 19, 2022 8:58 am
Al Franken being shorter than Joan Rivers - not a surprise.
Peewee Herman being taller than Joan Rivers - that's a surprise.
Don't know who the hippie is, but he has better hair than most of us.
Its a photo shop putting them together randomly.

Al Franken is not in the photo.
Well clearly Al missed his opportunity to be Elton's stunt double in all his action movies.


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pipistrelle wrote: Sun Jun 19, 2022 10:09 am
jemcanada2 wrote: Sun Jun 19, 2022 10:04 am
pipistrelle wrote: Sun Jun 19, 2022 9:55 am
They may be on platforms so you can't tell height. I'm almost sure that's Elton John and David Lee Roth.
I thought it was Ozzy Osbourne. :think: I’m not sure though.
I don't think Osbourne has that good of a skull.
DLR:
Image
I guess I don’t know my hair band rockers :blackeye: :blackeye: ;)

Also I think Ozzy’s drug of choice was heroin, not cocaine :blackeye:


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keith wrote: Sun Jun 19, 2022 10:20 am
bill_g wrote: Sun Jun 19, 2022 8:58 am
Al Franken being shorter than Joan Rivers - not a surprise.
Peewee Herman being taller than Joan Rivers - that's a surprise.
Don't know who the hippie is, but he has better hair than most of us.
Its a photo shop putting them together randomly.

Al Franken is not in the photo.
actually it should be. “Cher is not in the photo”

since this was from the launch of Joan’s talk show


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today’s special



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Dang, but this is funny! Watch until the very end.



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Right up til the end, you have no idea. That’s great advertising.


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That was great :rotflmao:


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Kids.


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Bette Midler sure has some great tweets. She’s one person I follow on Twitter.



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DJ 🌻 @_CharleeGirl_ wrote: To the bloke who yelled at me and flipped me the bird when I beeped you and tried to stop you in the service station, all is good, your wallet and phone aren't on the roof of your car anymore 😘


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