Lauren Boebert - Carpetbaggin’ Vapin’ Yankin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts

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One never knows whether or not to believe this stuff. New to me. From comments on that post:



@HoosierHippie:
Lauren jumped out of a moving ATV she was drinking and driving and left her son, sister-in-law and dog inside, she has no room to talk about anyone's parenting skills.
I hadn’t heard that before but I don’t doubt. Is she really a Christian? Was she one before she got famous? ( That’s all she wants, she has no love for the real political process) She lays it on a bit too thick, to my ear.
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Yeah, there is word that the building she is in got purchased by a marijuana retailer who wants her out, viewing it as a "moral imperative" after she said some stupid shit following the Uvalde shooting. The new owner said they wanted to put a different restaurant in the space. That said, there is also a rumor that the new owners are open to reselling the property, and Boebert is interested in buying. The situation appears a bit nebulous still.
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Phoenix520 wrote: Thu Jun 23, 2022 12:46 pm I hadn’t heard that before but I don’t doubt. Is she really a Christian? Was she one before she got famous? ( That’s all she wants, she has no love for the real political process) She lays it on a bit too thick, to my ear.
That is the power and draw of 'personal connection/a la carte' religious structures. She can believe and do whatever she likes and still call herself Christian.
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raison de arizona wrote: Thu Jun 23, 2022 12:56 pm Yeah, there is word that the building she is in got purchased by a marijuana retailer who wants her out, viewing it as a "moral imperative" after she said some stupid shit following the Uvalde shooting. The new owner said they wanted to put a different restaurant in the space. That said, there is also a rumor that the new owners are open to reselling the property, and Boebert is interested in buying. The situation appears a bit nebulous still.
Apparently, the new owners are relatives of the old owners, and the marijuana retailer had been there for awhile, at least if I understand The Daily Beast.
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Giddy. Literally.
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Rep. Lauren Boebert @RepBoebert wrote: .@CapitolPolice why are there 20 pallets of bricks one block from the House Office Buildings?
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'Lil Lauren wrote: why are there 20 pallets of bricks one block from the House Office Buildings?
Just a WAG Bambi, but perhaps there is a construction project nearby! :smoking:
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Free paperweights for the next tourists collecting papers from Pelosis office. :twisted:
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Occam’s razor.
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To be fair, there’s never any construction in cities in summer. (/sarc)
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Boebert bigly baffled
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Never heard of Infrastructure Week :?:
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Saw a twitter response that made me LOL

Nancy Drew and the Mystery of the Construction Materials

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This is next to the building.
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They are putting down street pavers. Boebert left that part out.
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No no no no.

Goerge Soros paid to have those bricks delivered in preparation for the antifa riots.
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But BoBo is thicker than 2 pallets of bricks…
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RTH10260 wrote: Sat Jun 25, 2022 7:03 am Never heard of Infrastructure Week :?:
No. DFO never had them. :crazy:
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Instead of "as dumb as a bag of hammers," we should anoint her "as dumb as 20 pallets of bricks."
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I'll bet she's really proud of being so stupid. :crazy:
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Fake news!

They had Gatling Guns at the airports in the Revolutionary War.

George Washington captured some that he used to win the Battle of the Bulge!
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Gregg wrote: Sun Jun 26, 2022 10:45 pm Fake news!

They had Gatling Guns at the airports in the Revolutionary War.

George Washington captured some that he used to win the Battle of the Bulge!
Didn't he strap one to the back of the T.Rex he and Jesus rode into battle? I mean, that's the origin of the phrase "Jesus is my co-pilot," right? KNOW YOUR LINGUISTIC HISTORY!
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Boebert continues her push for a Christian Theocracy.
PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes wrote: “I’m tired of this separation of church and state junk.”

Lauren Boebert went full theocracy, and proclaimed, “The church is supposed to direct the government” per the founding fathers.
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AndyinPA wrote: Sun Jun 26, 2022 5:10 pm I'll bet she's really proud of being so stupid. :crazy:
She wears it like a badge of honour.... :crazy:
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raison de arizona wrote: Mon Jun 27, 2022 4:31 pm Boebert continues her push for a Christian Theocracy.
PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes wrote: “I’m tired of this separation of church and state junk.”

Lauren Boebert went full theocracy, and proclaimed, “The church is supposed to direct the government” per the founding fathers.
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