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[Frater I*I]

a little country store that sells gas, milk, beer and lottery tickets.

The top three addictions of the US, all that's missing is smokes...

[mojosapien]

Sons of Bitches.

[Foggy]

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[bill_g]

We live in BFE Virginia, at the end of our 2-lane road off another 2-lane road there’s a little country store that sells gas, milk, beer and lottery tickets. Tonight the guy whose family has owned that little store since 1800 called some of his buddies together and they all played music under a little tent in the parking lot at the store. We don’t have any near by actual “neighborhoods”, but there are lots of folks around and when something cool happen, which isn’t very often they all turn out for it. So that was very cool! They had a hell of a fiddle player!

The first rule of Party! is if you can hear it, you're invited.

[MsDaisy]

[northland10]

So, I am sitting here practicing for tomorrow morning. While practicing hymns (and while playing them sometimes), I sing along to make sure the emphasis, phrasing, and breathing match the text and that my playing will help lead the congregation. And so the line went:

to the church in faith assembled,
to her midst as gift and sign

and I sang:

to the church in faith assembled,
to her midst as grift and sign

I eagerly await Sam of the Many Legs' witty response, once he stops laughing.

[Sam the Centipede]

Actually I have great affection for those who combine their religious beliefs with a clear-eyed understanding of the interplay between those and the world as it is. I couldn't do it.

So … well done!

[mojosapien]

I have tested positive for C19. I assure you that I have not touched a basketball in 30+ years.

No symptoms, and none of that monkepox crap.

[p0rtia]

What? You don't like hoop ball?

What's up with that?

get well soon.

[AndyinPA]

Good luck with getting over the Covid.

[Volkonski]

Biden will persue bilateral agreements with Taiwan so as to avoid angering China.

[Greatgrey]

Remember when we were told there’s nothing more powerful than a Konstitutional Sheriff?

Well apparently they can be hanged! Or Shooted!

[Greatgrey]

Remember when we were told there’s nothing more powerful than a Konstitutional Sheriff?

Well apparently they can be hanged! Or Shooted!

[RTH10260]

Remember when we were told there’s nothing more powerful than a Konstitutional Sheriff?

Well apparently they can be hanged! Or Shooted!

The slogan reads: Jesus / Guns / Rabies - correct?

[Foggy]

The Constitution, of course, does not specify death by firing squad for treason. It says Congress shall decide the penalty.

Lying sack of garbage.

[Sam the Centipede]

The Constitution, of course, does not specify death by firing squad for treason. It says Congress shall decide the penalty.

Lying sack of garbage.

But Jesus told her that … or the Rabies did. Anyway … gunzzz!

[Volkonski]

[Volkonski]

[bill_g]

Impossible, but a nice illusion.

[bill_g]

The giant sinkholes in China are being explored.

[Shizzle Popped]

This guy is exactly 17 days older than me.

[Volkonski]

Has any former president ever been assassinated?

[Volkonski]

[Volkonski]

End of an era.

[Volkonski]

No more VW Beetles. No more telephone booths.

What will college students stuff themselves into?