Mike Lindell's Election Shenanigans, FrankSpeech and #MyPillow #FAILS - 6/28/61 Cancer / Ox
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Re: Mike Lindell's Frank & MyStore & Other Social Media Fails - FrankSpeech
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Re: Mike Lindell's Frank & MyStore & Other Social Media Fails - FrankSpeech
There's possum in them there beans.
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Re: Mike Lindell's Frank & MyStore & Other Social Media Fails - FrankSpeech
Sorry, I grilled bratwursts last night.
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Re: Mike Lindell's Frank & MyStore & Other Social Media Fails - FrankSpeech
The important question is how you garnish your brats. That's very important here in Wisconsin.
Ketchup on brats is practically a capital offense.
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Re: Mike Lindell's Frank & MyStore & Other Social Media Fails - FrankSpeech
Off Topic
I put spicy brown mustard on 'em. And I grill the bun for a few seconds until it turns a little brown.
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Re: Mike Lindell's Frank & MyStore & Other Social Media Fails - FrankSpeech
Yeah, I've heard that. Doesn't change the fact that I prefer ketchup and onions.fierceredpanda wrote: ↑Wed Apr 28, 2021 12:28 pmThe important question is how you garnish your brats. That's very important here in Wisconsin.
Ketchup on brats is practically a capital offense.
I did live my first 13½ years in Wisconsin. That said, my parents were of Norwegian descent, not German, which probably accounts for the difference.
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Re: Mike Lindell's Frank & MyStore & Other Social Media Fails - FrankSpeech
Even better is if you boil them with onions in a mixture of pilsner beer and butter before grilling them. Then top with the onions you boiled them with and whatever kind of mustard suits your fancy (I also like spicy brown Dusseldorf mustard). That's the Wisconsin way.
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Re: Mike Lindell's Frank & MyStore & Other Social Media Fails - FrankSpeech
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Hot chinese mustard, onions, & jalapeños, baby!
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I want to hot dog and be a language weenie to say this brat discussion is off-topic for Frank, but that would be the wurst.
Re: Mike Lindell's Frank & MyStore & Other Social Media Fails - FrankSpeech
fierceredpanda wrote: ↑Wed Apr 28, 2021 12:28 pmThe important question is how you garnish your brats. That's very important here in Wisconsin.
Ketchup on brats is practically a capital offense.
Re: Mike Lindell's Frank & MyStore & Other Social Media Fails - FrankSpeech
One thing I learned somewhere along the way is that you actually want your kraut from a jar or a can.
The kraut in plastic bags has 'stuff' added to help it last longer (even refrigerated).
And my grandmother always used Silver Floss from a can.
That's my story and I'm sticking with it.
The kraut in plastic bags has 'stuff' added to help it last longer (even refrigerated).
And my grandmother always used Silver Floss from a can.
That's my story and I'm sticking with it.
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Re: Mike Lindell's Frank & MyStore & Other Social Media Fails - FrankSpeech
Cleveland? Jalapenos? Git a rope!Chilidog wrote: ↑Wed Apr 28, 2021 5:16 pmfierceredpanda wrote: ↑Wed Apr 28, 2021 12:28 pmThe important question is how you garnish your brats. That's very important here in Wisconsin.
Ketchup on brats is practically a capital offense.
Largo al factotum.
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Re: Mike Lindell's Frank & MyStore & Other Social Media Fails - FrankSpeech
Do Norwegians put ketchup on their lutefisk? I rest my case.MN-Skeptic wrote: ↑Wed Apr 28, 2021 12:44 pm Yeah, I've heard that. Doesn't change the fact that I prefer ketchup and onions.
I did live my first 13½ years in Wisconsin. That said, my parents were of Norwegian descent, not German, which probably accounts for the difference.
Having said that, putting anything on lutefisk would improve it.
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Re: Mike Lindell's Frank & MyStore & Other Social Media Fails - FrankSpeech
As a Chicago native of polish descent, whose mother used to make sauerkrout in the basement refrigerator, I can assure you that the Cleveland brand krouts are pretty damned good. They have a traditional caraway version if you want to get picky.zekeb wrote: ↑Wed Apr 28, 2021 5:45 pmCleveland? Jalapenos? Git a rope!Chilidog wrote: ↑Wed Apr 28, 2021 5:16 pmfierceredpanda wrote: ↑Wed Apr 28, 2021 12:28 pm
The important question is how you garnish your brats. That's very important here in Wisconsin.
Ketchup on brats is practically a capital offense.
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Re: Mike Lindell's Frank & MyStore & Other Social Media Fails - FrankSpeech
So as to not threadjack this too much and unshine the sun from Frank, I've started a food fight forum. Greenies, please move these posts if you wish.
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Re: Mike Lindell's Frank & MyStore & Other Social Media Fails - FrankSpeech
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Re: Mike Lindell's Frank & MyStore & Other Social & Media Fails - FrankSpeech
Here's some "Frank" humor
Jimmy Kimmel "Calls" Mike Lindell-TV To Praise Mike Lindell & Frank Speech
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Re: Mike Lindell's Frank & MyStore & Other Social & Media Fails - FrankSpeech
orlylicious, Kimmel is pre-recorded by now at this hour. Have you heard any leaks of how it went?
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Re: Mike Lindell's Frank & MyStore & Other Social & Media Fails - FrankSpeech
Just saw your message -- he's going to be humiliated bigly.
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Re: Mike Lindell's Frank & MyStore & Other Social & Media Fails - FrankSpeech
The interview is good. It will be up on youtube shortly. I'm probably going to bed before so someone else will have to post it, most likely.
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I want to watch it. I just...can't.
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