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trump (the former guy)

Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2022 1:43 pm
by noblepa
MN-Skeptic wrote: Fri Oct 28, 2022 1:36 pm Trump is a Schrödinger's candidate.

He's apparently a candidate running for office and therefore off limits for any lawsuits, while NOT being a candidate subject to the spending restrictions and reporting requirements mandated by the law.
As always, he wants things both ways.

trump (the former guy)

Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2022 1:58 pm
by Sam the Centipede
Yabbut when you open Trump's box you discover there never was a pedigree cat, the greatest cat in the world, just a stinking glutinous turd with a sprinkling of gold paint.

Rather like the multidimensional wave-particle duality of the executive and/or attorney-client privilege of the classified and/or declassified personal and/or presidential papers that Trump pilfered: have a look in the box and they collapse into plain old-fashioned stolen property.

trump (the former guy)

Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2022 2:03 pm
by RTH10260
He built "a great and prosperous American company"? I haven't seen it listed at Wall Street so it may not be as shiny as he thinks... :blackeye:

trump (the former guy)

Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2022 3:03 pm
by noblepa
RTH10260 wrote: Fri Oct 28, 2022 2:03 pm He built "a great and prosperous American company"? I haven't seen it listed at Wall Street so it may not be as shiny as he thinks... :blackeye:
To be fair, it IS a privately held company, so it wouldn't be listed on any stock exchange.

trump (the former guy)

Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2022 3:17 pm
by tek
that's "Greatly Preposterous American Company"

trump (the former guy)

Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2022 8:29 pm
by Gregg
noblepa wrote: Fri Oct 28, 2022 3:03 pm
RTH10260 wrote: Fri Oct 28, 2022 2:03 pm He built "a great and prosperous American company"? I haven't seen it listed at Wall Street so it may not be as shiny as he thinks... :blackeye:
To be fair, it IS a privately held company, so it wouldn't be listed on any stock exchange.
and it's mostly Russian so "American" is kind of a misnomer. :rotflmao:

trump (the former guy)

Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2022 8:31 pm
by much ado
noblepa wrote: Fri Oct 28, 2022 11:00 am
Needless to say, I declined the offer.
Do you know what the guy who tried to sign you up now thinks of the scheme? Did he make money?

trump (the former guy)

Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2022 10:32 pm
by RTH10260
video clip
Trump launches swing state blitz before Election Day

Fri, October 28, 2022 at 4:38 PM

Former President Donald Trump is hosting a slew of political rallies in several battleground states ahead of Election Day to build support for candidates he has endorsed. CBS News political director Fin Gomez discussed the significance of these rallies and other political heavyweights' efforts to boost candidates' chances.




https://www.yahoo.com/news/trump-launch ... 53608.html
(original CBS News)

trump (the former guy)

Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2022 10:39 pm
by Kriselda Gray
Trump - TRUMP - is upset that traditions and unwritten rules aren't being followed. TRUMP??? He doesn't even bother to follow the written rules, and expects everyone else to toe the line of the unwritten ones? GDMFSOB. There are no words.

trump (the former guy)

Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2022 2:01 am
by RTH10260
:blackeye:
R&A dismisses Donald Trump claim it wants the Open back at Turnberry

Ewan Murray at Doral
Fri 28 Oct 2022 17.40 BST

The organisers of the Open Championship have moved to immediately dismiss Donald Trump’s claim that they want to bring the tournament back to Turnberry.

Trump purchased the Ayrshire course in 2014, five years after it last staged golf’s oldest major. The R&A was keen to avoid the inevitable circus that would attach itself to the Open at a Trump-owned course. After the attack on the US Capitol in January 2021, the R&A’s chief executive, Martin Slumbers, made clear his organisation “had no plans to stage any of our championships at Turnberry and will not do so in the foreseeable future”.

Trump cast doubt on that position in Miami on Thursday. Speaking after his appearance in the pro-am at LIV’s end-of-season event, the former US president insisted: “The Open wants to come back.”

This was news to the R&A. Insiders at golf’s governing body have made plain that their Turnberry stance has not changed at all since Slumbers spoke. It seems inevitable the venue will remain in Open cold storage until the point where Trump relinquishes ownership. Even then, capacity and access issues associated with the course are problematic. The R&A is keen to maximise attendance – and revenue – from its marquee championship. Turnberry typically delivers crowds at the lower end of the Open scale.



https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2022/ ... tturnberry

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Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2022 9:40 am
by neonzx
Latest fundraising gimmick. Donate $40 or more and receive a roll of UltraMAGA Christmas wrapping paper!

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trump (the former guy)

Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2022 10:21 am
by bill_g
If they offered toilet paper with his face on it, I still wouldn't use it.

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Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2022 10:53 am
by MsDaisy
bill_g wrote: Sat Oct 29, 2022 10:21 am If they offered toilet paper with his face on it, I still wouldn't use it.
I haz one those in my bathroom siting on a shelf! Someone gave it to me when he was first elected and I've had it in there with his lips puckered up ever since :lol:
Trump TP.JPG
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:mrgreen:

trump (the former guy)

Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2022 10:56 am
by Suranis
I remember similar rolls in joke shops featuring Margaret Thatcher. :mrgreen:

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Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2022 11:03 am
by bill_g
MsDaisy wrote: Sat Oct 29, 2022 10:53 am
bill_g wrote: Sat Oct 29, 2022 10:21 am If they offered toilet paper with his face on it, I still wouldn't use it.
I haz one those in my bathroom siting on a shelf! Someone gave it to me when he was first elected and I've had it in there with his lips puckered up ever since :lol:

Trump TP.JPG

:mrgreen:
I see they scrimped on the roll. Perfect metaphor.

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Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2022 12:25 pm
by Tiredretiredlawyer
Sam the Centipide wrote: Yabbut when you open Trump's box you discover there never was a pedigree cat, the greatest cat in the world, just a stinking glutinous turd with a sprinkling of gold paint.
:winner:

trump (the former guy)

Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2022 2:47 pm
by MsDaisy
bill_g wrote: Sat Oct 29, 2022 11:03 am
MsDaisy wrote: Sat Oct 29, 2022 10:53 am
bill_g wrote: Sat Oct 29, 2022 10:21 am If they offered toilet paper with his face on it, I still wouldn't use it.
I haz one those in my bathroom siting on a shelf! Someone gave it to me when he was first elected and I've had it in there with his lips puckered up ever since :lol:

Trump TP.JPG

:mrgreen:
I see they scrimped on the roll. Perfect metaphor.
Probably because his tiny hands couldn't hold a standard size roll :lol:

trump (the former guy)

Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2022 5:00 pm
by sugar magnolia
MsDaisy wrote: Sat Oct 29, 2022 2:47 pm
bill_g wrote: Sat Oct 29, 2022 11:03 am
MsDaisy wrote: Sat Oct 29, 2022 10:53 am

I haz one those in my bathroom siting on a shelf! Someone gave it to me when he was first elected and I've had it in there with his lips puckered up ever since :lol:

Trump TP.JPG

:mrgreen:
I see they scrimped on the roll. Perfect metaphor.
Probably because his tiny hands couldn't hold a standard size roll :lol:
And he only needs one square for his tiny little.....

trump (the former guy)

Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2022 10:32 am
by Kendra

You would never know that the former CFO of Trump Org was testifying for the prosecution in open court this week. Someone seems concerned.

trump (the former guy)

Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2022 10:50 am
by bill_g
Adolf wept.

If only Don would make the same decision as Der Fuerhrer when faced with no choices of escape.

trump (the former guy)

Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2022 11:08 am
by pipistrelle
I wondered if he used "electric chair" so he couldn't be accused of a threat (since I assumed it's an outmoded form of execution). Looked it up, at least as far as Wikipedia.
As of 2022, the only places that still reserve the electric chair as an option for execution are the U.S. states of Alabama, Florida, South Carolina, Kentucky, and Tennessee. Arkansan and Oklahoman laws provide for its use should lethal injection ever be held to be unconstitutional.

trump (the former guy)

Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2022 11:19 am
by Foggy
Wait, are you saying he hasn't yet claimed that Paul Pelosi was on drugs and the attacker was a male prostitute?

He's slipping. You'd think he'd be right on top of that one, now that the right-wingnutsphere is afire with it.

trump (the former guy)

Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2022 11:21 am
by AndyinPA
Give him time.

trump (the former guy)

Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2022 2:10 pm
by Shizzle Popped
He has to wait for somebody to bring it to his attention since he won't read anything that doesn't come up in a "Trump" Google search.

trump (the former guy)

Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2022 5:34 pm
by noblepa
much ado wrote: Fri Oct 28, 2022 8:31 pm
noblepa wrote: Fri Oct 28, 2022 11:00 am
Needless to say, I declined the offer.
Do you know what the guy who tried to sign you up now thinks of the scheme? Did he make money?
I'm not sure. I haven't stayed in touch.