Lauren Boebert - Carpetbaggin’ Vapin’ Yankin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
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Re: Rooting’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
i know it's a fantasy, but that's when I dream of the questionee saying, "Can I have a real question from a grownup?"
May the bridges I burn light my way.
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Re: Rooting’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
Her constituents are just like her, so it would be a long shot for her to be primaried, as for the general, a Dem has the same chance as a snowball in hell...
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Re: Rooting’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
Alright, so this is low-key humorous, until she breaks out the Kamala cut-out (1min mark) and starts berating it, then it turns hilarious! Love love love that hot stereo soundtrack!
You know what else is just about up Boebert? Your fifteen minutes! Your constituents are in an epic drought and you're flying off on I don't know whose dime (sure it isn't yours!) to try and make trouble in another state? Bet that will go over good.
Seriously, keep it up. I'm ready for you to lose your seat.
You know what else is just about up Boebert? Your fifteen minutes! Your constituents are in an epic drought and you're flying off on I don't know whose dime (sure it isn't yours!) to try and make trouble in another state? Bet that will go over good.
Seriously, keep it up. I'm ready for you to lose your seat.
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Re: Rooting’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
How come she can't even pronounce Kamala?
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https://www.newsweek.com/lauren-boebert ... gn-1600188Lauren Boebert Suggests 'Clinton Crime Syndicate' Behind Death of TV Anchor Christopher Sign
BY CHRISTINA ZHAO ON 6/13/21 AT 4:33 PM EDT
Republican Rep. Lauren Boebert of Colorado has suggested that the "Clinton Crime Family" was responsible for the death of local news anchor Christopher Sign.
Sign, an Alabama TV anchor and ex-University of Alabama footage player, was found dead at age 45 in his Scout Trace home on Saturday morning, according to the Hoover Police Department. Lt. Keith Czeskleba confirmed that his passing is currently being investigated as a suicide.
Boebert appeared to blame the "Clinton Crime Syndicate" in a tweet.
"Why is it that so many who cross the Clinton Crime Syndicate end up dead?" she wrote, alongside a clip of Sign promoting his book Secret on the Tarmac in a 2019 Fox News interview.
Boebert has previously expressed support for elements of the QAnon conspiracy theory, but denies being a believer.
In March, she promoted a false theory claiming that Republican will take control of Congress following a mass wave of resignations and arrests among Democrats.
Asked at an event with constituents whether Hillary Clinton will be arrested, Boebert said, "this is my opinion with that information that I have, I believe we will see resignations begin to take place and I think we can take back the majority in the House and the Senate before 2022 when all of this is ended," according to the Delta County Independent.
Newsweek reached out to the Clinton Foundation for comment. This story will be updated with any response.
Boebert tweet in question:
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Re: Rooting’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
You know, I gotta had it to Qbert...she stumbled outta the starting gate conceeding a large lead to Tinfoil Greene, but she's got a strong showing starting in the back half mile...
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Re: Rooting’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
so true.Frater I*I wrote: ↑Mon Jun 14, 2021 4:40 pm You know, I gotta had it to Qbert...she stumbled outta the starting gate conceeding a large lead to Tinfoil Greene, but she's got a strong showing starting in the back half mile...
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Re: Rooting’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
That's what all the Rethuglicans are doing.
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Sign, an Alabama TV anchor and ex-University of Alabama footage player ...
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Re: Rooting’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
It's possible that wasn't the _real_ tragedy, Boebert.
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Re: Rooting’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
Its not that they can't pronounce the VP's name correctly. Its that they WON'T pronounce it correctly. Its a not very subtle sing of disrespect and contempt.
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It's an intentional microaggression. It's because they are small minded twits who feel the need to belittle others.noblepa wrote: ↑Wed Jun 16, 2021 3:43 pmIts not that they can't pronounce the VP's name correctly. Its that they WON'T pronounce it correctly. Its a not very subtle sing of disrespect and contempt.
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I have trouble pronouncing it correctly, too. I try to make it Ka-MA-la, and have to stop myself and remember it's more like Pamela with a K.
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Maybe some of them fall into that category, which would make it an unintentional microaggression. But I believe most of them do it on purpose because they are jerks. If they are going to talk about her though, they should learn to pronounce her name correctly. Or call her Madame Vice President. Or Vice President Harris.sugar magnolia wrote: ↑Wed Jun 16, 2021 4:17 pm I have trouble pronouncing it correctly, too. I try to make it Ka-MA-la, and have to stop myself and remember it's more like Pamela with a K.
Here's a helper vid for anyone struggling:
It's "comma" "la".
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Re: Rooting’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
I tend to do the same. I have to remember it's similar to somebody I grew up with whose name is Kamalish (KA-ma-lish). I may be falling into a more romanized (i.e. Latin, Italian, etc) way of pronouncing it, possibly from my vocal music training.sugar magnolia wrote: ↑Wed Jun 16, 2021 4:17 pm I have trouble pronouncing it correctly, too. I try to make it Ka-MA-la, and have to stop myself and remember it's more like Pamela with a K.
Either way, I may pronounce it different yet since I am from up north and unlike southerners, we don't have accents. It's even more so since I was born and raised in Southwest Michigan and we really did not have accents like those people from acrosst the country.
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Re: Rooting’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
I hear her family’s voices in my head whenever I hear it mispronounced:
It’s Kamala
Like Mama-la
It’s Kamala
Like Mama-la
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“Remember, democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet that did not commit suicide.” —John Adams
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Re: Rooting’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
She’s tryin’ to be controversial…
…but nobody cares! “Remember, democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet that did not commit suicide.” —John Adams
Re: Rooting’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
Comma la works for me, except when I think it's Hawaiian (for garden) - kah-MAH-la.
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Re: Rooting’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
Good take neeneko!
Here's another one. He's 6'5", she claims 5'3", but she looks even shorter to me.
Not that it matters.
Here's another one. He's 6'5", she claims 5'3", but she looks even shorter to me.
Not that it matters.
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do NOT buy a used car from ANY of these people.
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Re: Rooting’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
I only see:
"Three assholes who hate Americans."
"Three assholes who hate Americans."
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covfefe wrote: ↑Sat Jul 10, 2021 2:11 pm Good take neeneko!
Here's another one. He's 6'5", she claims 5'3", but she looks even shorter to me.
Not that it matters.
https://twitter.com/laurenboebert/statu ... 83720?s=20Lauren Boebert@laurenboebert
shocked to find me out of the kitchen with shoes on.
Sandwiches don’t make themselves.
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Re: Rooting’ Tootin’ Shootin’ Lauren Opal Boebert née Roberts
Of course. Food safety regulations are a tool of the government.
Largo al factotum.