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Post by gupwalla » Fri Oct 10, 2014 8:54 pm

It's not a green screen. It is just a screen that happens to be green. And that also happens to be hiding all the blood spatters from the last poor brown person (presumably an ILLEGAL EEMIGRANT due to being on DentiCal while brown) who needed a tooth pulled.
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#502

Post by Orlylicious » Fri Oct 10, 2014 9:21 pm

Thank you to my Supporters who demanded Taitz stop stonewalling and produce TAITZ REPORT video for anxious America!




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Post by Sterngard Friegen » Fri Oct 10, 2014 9:25 pm



And they can add pictures of celebrities and political people, making it appear as if they agree with you.



Or are your clients.

Hmmmm. :-k

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Post by gupwalla » Fri Oct 10, 2014 9:26 pm

And besides....doesn't she have homework from Judge Hanen? What with all the procrastination via selfie vlog?



It's going to take a LOT of effort to squeze all that birfing into the page limit required by the Court, and Taitz knows better than to beg for a page limit extension after her little exchange with opposition counsel. No way that's happening.
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Post by Sterngard Friegen » Fri Oct 10, 2014 9:27 pm

There will be no birfing. Taitz knows that would be frivolous and that people would laugh at her.



Again.

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Post by Foggy » Sat Oct 11, 2014 6:22 am

I almost never make any comments about her appearance, but dang ... she has really gone downhill since we started followin' her. Whoa. :shock:
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Post by Sterngard Friegen » Sat Oct 11, 2014 8:36 am

That's what Ebola and TB will do to a person. Also a lot of hate.

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Post by Notorial Dissent » Sat Oct 11, 2014 8:50 am

Personally, I think it is all the hate and general vileness and mean spiritedness coming to the surface.
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Post by Foggy » Sat Oct 11, 2014 9:01 am

... plus nitrous. Can't rule out nitrous until more evidence comes in.
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Post by jemcanada » Sat Oct 11, 2014 1:53 pm

Did anyone else notice that at about 4:47, she says a number of people came down with Obama? She quickly corrects it to Ebola.

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Post by Flatpointhigh » Sat Oct 11, 2014 1:57 pm

I had Obama once. It cleared up.

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Post by esseff44 » Sat Oct 11, 2014 4:19 pm

Did anyone notice a persistant cough? I didn't. It must not be very persistant if she could get through all that without even a little cough.

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Post by Estiveo » Sat Oct 11, 2014 5:43 pm

She looks and sounds so tired. Whaddaya want to bet she isn't using her CPAP because it might mess up her fright wig?
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Post by Sterngard Friegen » Sat Oct 11, 2014 5:44 pm





Did anyone notice a persistant cough? I didn't. It must not be very persistant if she could get through all that without even a little cough.







She doesn't need TB any more. She has fear of catching Ebola. She thinks that's her ticket to [blink]standing[/blink].

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Post by Paul Lentz » Sat Oct 11, 2014 6:07 pm





I almost never make any comments about her appearance, but dang ... she has really gone downhill since we started followin' her. Whoa. :shock:







Well, thank God you said it first, and it was just what I was thinking. Taitz looks like her face is melting, and you could pack for 3 weeks in Europe in the bag under her eyes. On the plus side, perhaps she has lost some weight, which might explain her haggard look.



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Post by Orlylicious » Sat Oct 11, 2014 7:15 pm

In honor of her legions of fans at Birther Report!



Gerbil Queen and Birther Queen!



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Post by Northland10 » Sat Oct 11, 2014 8:34 pm

When on stage or in front of the camera, it is always important to put the light source behind you and to the side. That way you get wonderful shadows to accentuate your facial features.
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Post by rpenner » Sun Oct 12, 2014 3:24 am

Doesn't the light source go in front of you from a point below the chin?

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Post by Estiveo » Sun Oct 12, 2014 3:45 am

Not in Orly-scope. (tm)
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Post by Flatpointhigh » Sun Oct 12, 2014 1:40 pm

Lighting for the camera should consist of sidelight(s), a back light, and front lighting. and much less makeup and if wearing flase eyelashes, they should look "natural" and not like you stepped out of the 1960's Carnabie Street days. (Looking at YOU, Twiggy)

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Post by Jim » Sun Oct 12, 2014 1:56 pm





Lighting for the camera should consist of sidelight(s), a back light, and front lighting. and much less makeup and if wearing flase eyelashes, they should look "natural" and not like you stepped out of the 1960's Carnabie Street days. (Looking at YOU, Twiggy)





I believe Taitz's videos would be 100% better with no lighting...200% better with no sound. :D

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Post by SueDB » Sun Oct 12, 2014 2:16 pm











Lighting for the camera should consist of sidelight(s), a back light, and front lighting. and much less makeup and if wearing flase eyelashes, they should look "natural" and not like you stepped out of the 1960's Carnabie Street days. (Looking at YOU, Twiggy)





I believe Taitz's videos would be 100% better with no lighting...200% better with no sound. :D









WOW, So avant-garde... I agree, Orly should be the first to explore this new method of communication.
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#523

Post by vic » Sun Oct 12, 2014 4:28 pm

Off topic, but it made me think of this:



Do they still have restaurants that do those "black-out" dinners? It would be a perfect venue for mimes. And a great place for people to get over their metamfiezomaiophobia.





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#524

Post by mimi » Sun Oct 12, 2014 5:32 pm

Hey Orly, what's behind the green door?



:shock:

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Post by GreatGrey » Sun Oct 12, 2014 5:44 pm

Hey Orly, what's behind the green door?



:shock:



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