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Post by DejaMoo » Wed Jun 26, 2019 1:58 pm

I guess pigs are more like people than we ever imagined.

Though it's been awhile since I picked a fight with a cow.
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Post by DejaMoo » Wed Jun 26, 2019 2:28 pm

I've heard this bull before.

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Post by MN-Skeptic » Wed Jun 26, 2019 3:11 pm

Mmmm... bacon.
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Post by Whip » Wed Jun 26, 2019 3:14 pm

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Post by ZekeB » Wed Jun 26, 2019 3:25 pm

Precooked bacon is offal. :sick:
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Post by DejaMoo » Wed Jun 26, 2019 3:51 pm

Arby’s is making carrots out of meat. Yes, meat
...We’re going to introduce to the world a category we call ‘megetables’—we’ve applied for trademark. Our first vegetable is going to be the marrot.”

It’s a carrot made of meat.

The move is a gleeful troll by the carnivorous fast food chain that recently announced it’s never going to sell fake meats like the Impossible Burger. Specifically, the marrot is a seasoned, marinated turkey breast, cut and rolled into the shape of a carrot. It’s cooked sous vide. Then it’s rolled in dehydrated carrot juice and oven-roasted. The marrot is finished with a brûlée of maple sugar and a sprig of parsley on top.
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Post by Hurtzi » Wed Jun 26, 2019 4:01 pm

DejaMoo wrote:
Wed Jun 26, 2019 3:51 pm
Arby’s is making carrots out of meat. Yes, meat
...We’re going to introduce to the world a category we call ‘megetables’—we’ve applied for trademark. Our first vegetable is going to be the marrot.”

It’s a carrot made of meat.

The move is a gleeful troll by the carnivorous fast food chain that recently announced it’s never going to sell fake meats like the Impossible Burger. Specifically, the marrot is a seasoned, marinated turkey breast, cut and rolled into the shape of a carrot. It’s cooked sous vide. Then it’s rolled in dehydrated carrot juice and oven-roasted. The marrot is finished with a brûlée of maple sugar and a sprig of parsley on top.
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Post by Notorial Dissent » Thu Jun 27, 2019 5:42 am

Hurtzi wrote:
Wed Jun 26, 2019 4:01 pm
DejaMoo wrote:
Wed Jun 26, 2019 3:51 pm
Arby’s is making carrots out of meat. Yes, meat
...We’re going to introduce to the world a category we call ‘megetables’—we’ve applied for trademark. Our first vegetable is going to be the marrot.”

It’s a carrot made of meat.

The move is a gleeful troll by the carnivorous fast food chain that recently announced it’s never going to sell fake meats like the Impossible Burger. Specifically, the marrot is a seasoned, marinated turkey breast, cut and rolled into the shape of a carrot. It’s cooked sous vide. Then it’s rolled in dehydrated carrot juice and oven-roasted. The marrot is finished with a brûlée of maple sugar and a sprig of parsley on top.
The Roman Empire ended this way.
Gah, just flat out gah!!!!! That is just sick and wrong, and offensive on way too many levels. :sick:
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Post by RoadScholar » Thu Jun 27, 2019 6:12 am

So... the Donald Trump of side dishes?
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Post by Notorial Dissent » Thu Jun 27, 2019 6:25 am

RoadScholar wrote:
Thu Jun 27, 2019 6:12 am
So... the Donald Trump of side dishes?
:yeah: :rotflmao: :sick:
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Post by Estiveo » Thu Jun 27, 2019 10:48 am

Does anyone actually eat at Arby's? More than once, anyway?

I've always thought it was some sort of money laundering operation. Can't imagine how else they've kept their doors open.
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Post by Mr. Gneiss » Thu Jun 27, 2019 10:57 am

It's the Horsey Sauce, Estiveo!

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Post by Tiredretiredlawyer » Thu Jun 27, 2019 11:02 am

Ving Rhames is the new voice for Arby's.
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Post by DejaMoo » Thu Jun 27, 2019 11:32 am

Estiveo wrote:
Thu Jun 27, 2019 10:48 am
Does anyone actually eat at Arby's? More than once, anyway?

I've always thought it was some sort of money laundering operation. Can't imagine how else they've kept their doors open.
I like their roast beast sammiches. Hardees' used to be better, but they switched to an indescribable ground loaf product moistened with dirty dishwater and stacked inside a sugar-glazed bun. Absolutely vile.
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Post by DejaMoo » Thu Jun 27, 2019 12:51 pm

Meatless Burgers are Satan's Work

Rick Wiles, host of the racist and anti-semitic Christian media outlet TruNews, says meatless burgers are “part of a satanic plot to alter human DNA so that people can no longer worship God.”
"Why? They want to change human DNA so that you can’t be born again. That’s where they’re going with this, to change the DNA of humans so it will be impossible for a human to be born again. They want to create a race of soulless creatures on this planet."
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I've heard this bull before.

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Post by Sugar Magnolia » Thu Jun 27, 2019 3:28 pm

Estiveo wrote:
Thu Jun 27, 2019 10:48 am
Does anyone actually eat at Arby's? More than once, anyway?

I've always thought it was some sort of money laundering operation. Can't imagine how else they've kept their doors open.
My Wednesday routine often includes their 2/$6 gyros. They aren't actually gyros but whatever they are I am happy to eat them on the regular. Their curly fries are good but need about 30 more seconds in the fryer.

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Post by ZekeB » Thu Jun 27, 2019 4:24 pm

I like their turkey bacon sandwiches.
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Post by RTH10260 » Thu Jun 27, 2019 4:33 pm

DejaMoo wrote:
Thu Jun 27, 2019 12:51 pm
Meatless Burgers are Satan's Work

Rick Wiles, host of the racist and anti-semitic Christian media outlet TruNews, says meatless burgers are “part of a satanic plot to alter human DNA so that people can no longer worship God.”
"Why? They want to change human DNA so that you can’t be born again. That’s where they’re going with this, to change the DNA of humans so it will be impossible for a human to be born again. They want to create a race of soulless creatures on this planet."
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OMFSM - a xian who calls on science references to the DNA and believes that DNA can be altered (if his deity allows) :lol: Dear Rick, don't mind, in those several tens of thousand of years it takes nature to tweak the DNA the xian and other religions will have become meaningless :blackeye:

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Post by RTH10260 » Thu Jun 27, 2019 6:23 pm

A teen’s injuries looked like he was in a ‘high-speed’ crash. Instead, a vape pen exploded in his mouth.
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Post by Northland10 » Thu Jun 27, 2019 8:33 pm

DejaMoo wrote:
Thu Jun 27, 2019 12:51 pm
Meatless Burgers are Satan's Work

Rick Wiles, host of the racist and anti-semitic Christian media outlet TruNews, says meatless burgers are “part of a satanic plot to alter human DNA so that people can no longer worship God.”
"Why? They want to change human DNA so that you can’t be born again. That’s where they’re going with this, to change the DNA of humans so it will be impossible for a human to be born again. They want to create a race of soulless creatures on this planet."
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Romans 14:21 wrote:It is better not to eat meat or drink wine or to do anything else that will cause your brother or sister to fall.
These fake "righteous" care nothing for Scripture but only seek out the vulnerable to abuse and destroy.
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Post by Addie » Fri Jun 28, 2019 11:10 am

Man breaks into King County Sheriff's Office, offers doughnuts, asks to go to jail

When deputies arrived, he admitted his actions and said he would rather go to jail for breaking into the storefront than “kill his roommate,'” the Sheriff’s Office said, without elaborating on the roommate’s perceived offenses.

“But, fearing deputies would be mad at him for the break-in, the suspect brought along a peace offering: a fresh box of donuts he’d just purchased from a nearby grocery store,” the Sheriff’s Office’s post reads. “What cop doesn’t love donuts, right?”

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Post by Notorial Dissent » Fri Jun 28, 2019 4:22 pm

Addie wrote:
Fri Jun 28, 2019 11:10 am
Man breaks into King County Sheriff's Office, offers doughnuts, asks to go to jail

When deputies arrived, he admitted his actions and said he would rather go to jail for breaking into the storefront than “kill his roommate,'” the Sheriff’s Office said, without elaborating on the roommate’s perceived offenses.

“But, fearing deputies would be mad at him for the break-in, the suspect brought along a peace offering: a fresh box of donuts he’d just purchased from a nearby grocery store,” the Sheriff’s Office’s post reads. “What cop doesn’t love donuts, right?”
I swear I think there must be something in either the air, water, or soil out there.
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Post by Azastan » Fri Jun 28, 2019 4:37 pm

Notorial Dissent wrote:
Fri Jun 28, 2019 4:22 pm


I swear I think there must be something in either the air, water, or soil out there.
I hope not--that is less than six miles from where I am!

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Post by Chilidog » Thu Jul 04, 2019 5:38 pm

Florida man contracts flesh-eating bacteria without even touching water

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Post by Whip » Thu Jul 04, 2019 6:49 pm

Chilidog wrote:
Thu Jul 04, 2019 5:38 pm
Florida man contracts flesh-eating bacteria without even touching water
krokodil?

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