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dunstvangeet
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Velvet Milkman

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In other news, Alan Ward, the Murray State Athletics Director resigned. His interim replacement is Velvet Milkman (No, I'm not kidding, that's her actual name.)

http://wkms.org/post/murray-state-unive ... rd-resigns

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The Velvet Milkman is either the best, or worst name for a big time wrestling heel of all time.

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"I Pity the fool...hmmph. Can you say Burlap Butter?" :boxing:
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I'd think that Basketball Jones would be a better fit.
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Thanks... now THAT song is stuck in my head.....
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Wuzzamattta U? You don't like falsetto? I suppose you don't like the Four Seasons either.
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