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Post by ZekeB » Fri Aug 02, 2019 10:16 pm

A canner and cutter going to Europe?

I show my age. Do they use that market classification anymore?


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Post by Sterngard Friegen » Fri Aug 02, 2019 11:41 pm

Sugar Magnolia wrote:
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Post by Serve & Volley » Sun Aug 04, 2019 4:57 pm

BREAKING Mitch McConnell fractures shoulder after falling in Kentucky home


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Post by Sterngard Friegen » Sun Aug 04, 2019 5:16 pm

The NRA dropped off a pile of cash?



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Post by Serve & Volley » Sun Aug 04, 2019 5:41 pm

Right on top of Mitch



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Post by DejaMoo » Tue Aug 06, 2019 4:10 pm

Florida woman says toilet explodes after lightning strike
A Florida woman says lightning destroyed her septic tank and caused a toilet in her house to explode.

Ward says the explosion was the loudest sound she’s ever heard, and that she also smelled smoke. She says a plumber told her lightning hit the methane gas that was built up in the pipes from feces.


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Post by Sterngard Friegen » Tue Aug 06, 2019 4:14 pm

That's a shitty story.



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Post by DejaMoo » Mon Aug 12, 2019 11:16 am

It’s happened again. Video shows figures leaving vintage TVs on Henrico front porches
Nearly a year after a Glen Allen neighborhood woke up to find dozens of vintage box television sets sitting on their front porches, the strange circumstance has happened again.

Lt. Matt Pecka with Henrico Police said more than one person "wearing a mask resembling a television" dropped off the TVs to "the majority of homes throughout the community."

Neighbors estimated more than 20 vintage televisions were left at homes throughout their neighborhood.

However, it remained unclear whether a crime had been committed.
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Post by Patagoniagirl » Mon Aug 12, 2019 12:35 pm

DejaMoo wrote:
Mon Aug 12, 2019 11:16 am
It’s happened again. Video shows figures leaving vintage TVs on Henrico front porches
Nearly a year after a Glen Allen neighborhood woke up to find dozens of vintage box television sets sitting on their front porches, the strange circumstance has happened again.

Lt. Matt Pecka with Henrico Police said more than one person "wearing a mask resembling a television" dropped off the TVs to "the majority of homes throughout the community."

Neighbors estimated more than 20 vintage televisions were left at homes throughout their neighborhood.

However, it remained unclear whether a crime had been committed.
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Post by ZekeB » Mon Aug 12, 2019 1:00 pm

I wish someone would leave a vintage 1920s radio on my porch. Preferably in non-working order.


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Post by Whip » Mon Aug 12, 2019 6:54 pm

DejaMoo wrote:
Mon Aug 12, 2019 11:16 am
It’s happened again. Video shows figures leaving vintage TVs on Henrico front porches
Nearly a year after a Glen Allen neighborhood woke up to find dozens of vintage box television sets sitting on their front porches, the strange circumstance has happened again.

Lt. Matt Pecka with Henrico Police said more than one person "wearing a mask resembling a television" dropped off the TVs to "the majority of homes throughout the community."

Neighbors estimated more than 20 vintage televisions were left at homes throughout their neighborhood.

However, it remained unclear whether a crime had been committed.
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Post by DejaMoo » Mon Aug 12, 2019 7:26 pm

Whip wrote:
Mon Aug 12, 2019 6:54 pm
DejaMoo wrote:
Mon Aug 12, 2019 11:16 am
It’s happened again. Video shows figures leaving vintage TVs on Henrico front porches
Nearly a year after a Glen Allen neighborhood woke up to find dozens of vintage box television sets sitting on their front porches, the strange circumstance has happened again.

Lt. Matt Pecka with Henrico Police said more than one person "wearing a mask resembling a television" dropped off the TVs to "the majority of homes throughout the community."

Neighbors estimated more than 20 vintage televisions were left at homes throughout their neighborhood.

However, it remained unclear whether a crime had been committed.
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GMTA. I was going to include "Paging Maxx Headroom" in my post, then I got to wondering how many of us were aware of that bit of 80s pop culture...


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Post by RoadScholar » Mon Aug 12, 2019 8:03 pm

You mean Ma-Ma-Maxxxxxx H-Headroom?

Yes, some of us are that old.


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Post by neonzx » Mon Aug 12, 2019 8:10 pm

RoadScholar wrote:
Mon Aug 12, 2019 8:03 pm
You mean Ma-Ma-Maxxxxxx H-Headroom?

Yes, some of us are that old.
Around here, I thinks that's more of the standard rather than exception. :geezer:


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Post by ArthurWankspittle » Tue Aug 13, 2019 7:43 am

DejaMoo wrote:
Mon Aug 12, 2019 7:26 pm
GMTA. I was going to include "Paging Maxx Headroom" in my post, then I got to wondering how many of us were aware of that bit of 80s pop culture...
Blipverts!


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Post by Whip » Tue Aug 13, 2019 8:57 am

DejaMoo wrote:
Mon Aug 12, 2019 7:26 pm
GMTA. I was going to include "Paging Maxx Headroom" in my post, then I got to wondering how many of us were aware of that bit of 80s pop culture...
Ha! Max ruled.




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Post by DejaMoo » Tue Aug 13, 2019 2:59 pm

Minnesota man gets 3 years in prison for his wife’s ‘death party’
A southwestern Minnesota man has been sentenced to three years in prison after he said he threw a “heavy metal death party” for his wife and gave her methamphetamine that killed her.

Fifty-nine-year-old Duane Johnson of Searles was sentenced Monday after pleading guilty in June to criminal neglect. Sixty-nine-year-old Debra Johnson was found dead in their home in January after her husband removed her from a nursing home.

Duane told deputies that Debra begged him to take her out of her nursing home to let her die at home. He said they spent the last several days of her life ingesting meth, while listening to their song — “Metal Health” by Quiet Riot.
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Post by bob » Wed Aug 14, 2019 6:18 pm

Fresno Bee: Fresno man dies after competing in taco eating contest at Grizzlies baseball game:
A man participating in a taco eating contest at a Fresno Grizzlies baseball game died, according to the Fresno County Coroner’s Office.

Dana Hutchings, 41, was pronounced dead at Community Regional Medical Center after being rushed there from Chukchansi Park on Tuesday night, the coroner’s office said Wednesday.

There is no official cause of death pending toxicology reports and a review of the man’s medical records. An autopsy is scheduled for Thursday, though it could take up to a month for a final determination to be made, coroner’s spokesman Tony Botti said.
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This isn’t the first time a death has occurred during an eating competition. In 2017, a 20-year old college student died during a pancake eating contestat Sacred Heart University in Connecticut. In 2018, A retired boxed died during a croissant eating contest in Argentina.


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Post by Sterngard Friegen » Wed Aug 14, 2019 10:22 pm

DejaMoo wrote:
Tue Aug 13, 2019 2:59 pm
Minnesota man gets 3 years in prison for his wife’s ‘death party’
A southwestern Minnesota man has been sentenced to three years in prison after he said he threw a “heavy metal death party” for his wife and gave her methamphetamine that killed her.

Fifty-nine-year-old Duane Johnson of Searles was sentenced Monday after pleading guilty in June to criminal neglect. Sixty-nine-year-old Debra Johnson was found dead in their home in January after her husband removed her from a nursing home.

Duane told deputies that Debra begged him to take her out of her nursing home to let her die at home. He said they spent the last several days of her life ingesting meth, while listening to their song — “Metal Health” by Quiet Riot.
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Post by Dave at Sea » Wed Aug 14, 2019 10:46 pm

Gay penguin couple given egg after failing to hatch stones at Berlin Zoo

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-08-15/ ... o/11415726

and speaking of penguins...

1.6-metre penguin fossil discovered in New Zealand

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-08-14/ ... d/11414920



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Post by pipistrelle » Wed Aug 14, 2019 11:23 pm

Meth will do that to you. I believe these people come closest to real-life zombies.



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Post by ArthurWankspittle » Thu Aug 15, 2019 4:17 am

There is no official cause of death pending toxicology reports and a review of the man’s medical records. An autopsy is scheduled for Thursday, though it could take up to a month for a final determination to be made, coroner’s spokesman Tony Botti said.
Presumably because the rookie trainee person now has the job of detailing the number and contents of each taco? :eek2:


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