I'M RETIRING. GOODBYE SUCKERS!

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Post by GreatGrey » Fri Dec 21, 2018 12:55 am

Seems legit. Azreybadzhan
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Post by Notorial Dissent » Fri Dec 21, 2018 2:03 am

How speshul!!!
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Post by Suranis » Fri Dec 21, 2018 4:39 am

She looks like she might have a giant Iateeva!
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Post by GreatGrey » Sun Jan 13, 2019 3:12 pm

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Post by RTH10260 » Sun Jan 13, 2019 5:41 pm

:rotflmao:

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Post by neonzx » Sun Jan 13, 2019 5:52 pm

As a side, the winner of that $1.5 BILLION Mega Millions jackpot from October has still not come forward.
If the money isn’t claimed by late April, the $1.5 billion will return to the 44 states that hold Mega Millions lotteries. South Carolina’s total from that pot would add up to $11.2 million, which would go into the state’s education fund.

But that would be a step down in how much money the state could collect from a winner coming forward. Tony Cooper, chief operating officer of the S.C. Education Lottery, estimated South Carolina would collect about $70 million in state taxes as part of a payout.
Because S.C. is one of the states which permits lottery winners to remain anonymous, I'm assuming the ticket got misplaced/lost before the drawing and the winner never even checked the numbers. :violin:
To which Trump replied, Fuck the law. I don't give a fuck about the law. I want my fucking money.

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Post by GreatGrey » Sun Jan 13, 2019 5:58 pm

neonzx wrote:
Sun Jan 13, 2019 5:52 pm
As a side, the winner of that $1.5 BILLION Mega Millions jackpot from October has still not come forward.
If the money isn’t claimed by late April, the $1.5 billion will return to the 44 states that hold Mega Millions lotteries. South Carolina’s total from that pot would add up to $11.2 million, which would go into the state’s education fund.

But that would be a step down in how much money the state could collect from a winner coming forward. Tony Cooper, chief operating officer of the S.C. Education Lottery, estimated South Carolina would collect about $70 million in state taxes as part of a payout.
Because S.C. is one of the states which permits lottery winners to remain anonymous, I'm assuming the ticket got misplaced/lost before the drawing and the winner never even checked the numbers. :violin:
That’s a twist I hadn’t thought of.
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Post by neonzx » Tue Mar 05, 2019 10:42 am

FINALLY

https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2019/03/05/1po ... olina.html
Lottery officials announced that a South Carolina resident had stepped forward to claim the $1.5 billion Mega Millions jackpot from last October.

It was the largest jackpot payout to a single winner in U.S. history.

The winner elected to remain anonymous.
To which Trump replied, Fuck the law. I don't give a fuck about the law. I want my fucking money.

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Post by HeatherGray » Tue Mar 05, 2019 10:48 am

neonzx wrote:
Tue Mar 05, 2019 10:42 am
FINALLY

https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2019/03/05/1po ... olina.html
Lottery officials announced that a South Carolina resident had stepped forward to claim the $1.5 billion Mega Millions jackpot from last October.

It was the largest jackpot payout to a single winner in U.S. history.

The winner elected to remain anonymous.
I imagine the person was thinking "Well, since it's still not claimed, I should probably find those tickets I bought last October." And then just standing there for five minutes trying not to hyperventilate after reading the number.

Good decision on staying anonymous.

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Post by RTH10260 » Fri May 03, 2019 7:42 am

I am driving travelling to Acra, Ghana, to pick up my golden retirement package!
Message From: Mr.Christopher

Good day,

My name is Christopher Poise I am a financial broker by profession. I have an important business I want to propose to you therefore go through this email and get back to me.

In the year 2011 during the political crisis in Libya, I was consulted by one of my old client an oil magnate and ex minister of petroleum being a strong ally to deposed Libyan president Muammar Gaddaffi. My client sought for my assistance to move 240 kilograms of Gold Dore Bars with cash of US$17 Million to a security vault abroad when it became clear to him that Gaddaffi will be ousted from the seat of power.

I made the necessary arrangements with an offshore security vault and the 240 kilograms of Gold and cash was moved out safely and was placed under their custody with open beneficiary name on it because my client didn't want his name mentioned due to his political status at the time.

Now prior to the expiration of the deposit agreement we had with the security vault house, the vault company has called on my urgent attention to furnish them with the details of the depositor's co beneficiary to enable them handover the the deposit but unfortunately my client was assassinated few years ago in an unknown circumstances. Please check the report of his death on BBC news http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-17889660

Now I am seeking for your assistance to present you to the vault house as the co beneficiary and recipient of the deposit to enable them release thm to us.

I decided to do this because I cannot forfeit this deposit to the finance house considering the fact that no other individual or person is aware of this deposit except me and my deceased client.

Your role is to pose as the foreign investor of my late client and co beneficiary of the deposit and I will instruct the vault company to release the deposit to us and after that we share everything 50% for you and 50% for me.

As you can see from the above explanation, everything about this transaction is 100% legitimate and will never bring trouble of any kind now and after the completion of the transaction.

If you are ready to work with me kindly indicate your interest of coming down to Accra Ghana and provide me your direct telephone number for verbal discussion.

I am looking forward to hearing from you.

Yours sincerely

Christopher Poise
ps. Very international: email origin is from a Turkish hosting :lol:

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Post by Tiredretiredlawyer » Fri May 03, 2019 8:36 am

RTH-

This means you can afford the meetup!! Send us a postcard from Ghana! :rotflmao:
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Post by realist » Sun May 26, 2019 4:09 pm

Well, shoot!! I wish I could pay the whole fee, but ...
GENERAL MANAGER WESTERN UNION <srgjan@mail.goo.ne.jp>
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DEAR CUSTOMER,

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OUR GOVERNMENT HAVE WARN YOU TO STOP FURTHER COMMUNICATION/DEALING WITH ANY BANKS THAT HAVE NO WEBSITE DUE TO FRAUD GOING ON WORLDWIDE. ANY BANKS THAT IS CONTACTING YOU WITHOUT WEBSITE IS FAKE.PLEASE VIEW OUR WEBSITE NOW http://ift.tt/vEy1Bd
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. THEREFORE GO STRAIGHT NOW AND PAY ANY AMOUNT FOR THE FEES TO ENABLE US RELEASE YOUR PAYMENT THAT IS PLACE ON HOLD BY THE MANAGEMENT AND BE INFORMED THAT YOU WILL HAVE TO PAY THE BALANCE SUM OF YOUR FEES UPON CASHING UP OF YOUR FIRST 5,000:00 USD, ALSO I AM USING THIS MEDIUM TO INFORM YOU THAT FAILURE TO PAY THE BALANCE SUM WILL LEAVE US WITH NO OPTION BUT TO CANCEL YOUR TRANSFER AND CAN NEVER CASH UP THE BALANCE SUM. :crying:

HERE IS THE INFORMATION OF YOUR FIRST PAYMENT BUT IT IS PLACE ON HOLD BY THE MANAGEMENT AND YOU CAN NOT BE ABLE TO PICK UP UNTIL YOU SEND THE DEMAND WHICH IS ANY AMOUNT OF MONEY YOU HAVE, JUST TO PROVE HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE ABOUT THIS TRANSFER PAYMENT.


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SEND US THE MTCN NUMBER IMMEDIATELY YOU SEND THE MONEY AND IMMEDIATELY WE CONFIRM THE TRANSFER FEE WE WILL RELEASE YOUR FIRST PAYMENT $5,000 TODAY AND NOT TOMORROW OK.

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Post by RTH10260 » Sun May 26, 2019 5:08 pm

:lol: yeah - "any bank without a website is fake!"

and any manager not using the email system of their company would be called what? :doh:

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Post by pipistrelle » Sun May 26, 2019 5:25 pm

WE WILL RELEASE YOUR FIRST PAYMENT $5,000 TODAY AND NOT TOMORROW
Sold!

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Post by Whatever4 » Mon May 27, 2019 10:22 pm

RTH10260 wrote:
Sun May 26, 2019 5:08 pm
:lol: yeah - "any bank without a website is fake!"

and any manager not using the email system of their company would be called what? :doh:
Same as a bank claiming to be Western Union and using a Trinidad and Tobago top level domain. Fraud.
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Post by RTH10260 » Mon Sep 16, 2019 6:59 pm

do I cooperate?
I need is your cooperation

My Dear,

I am Barrister Robert Adolf, Full-Service Law Firm in London, United Cornelia, Private lawyer to Late Eng. Martin, a nationality of your country he was petroleum dealer who died with his family in an auto accident here in London, United Kingdom, his Ireland bank has given me mandate as his lawyer to present his next of Kin or have his account confiscated as unclaimed fund, I hereby seek your consent to present you to my Late Client bank as his next of kin to inherit the money with me through your assistance hence you have same last name with him. The money value is Fourteen million five hundred Thousand Euros in his account before his death.

Kindly identify your ability to partner with me in this transaction by providing the below information to enable me send you more details and procedures.

Your Full Name.......
Your Address.........
Your Age.............
Your Occupation......
Your Mobile Number...

Get back to me as soon as you can.

With Regards,
Robert Adolf Esq.
PS European banks don't "confiscate" unclaimed funds :brickwallsmall: And this stupid believes he can send mail under fictive lawyers name when registers are easily available to check :brickwallsmall: Equally a fatal car accident would be reported in the news outlets of London :brickwallsmall: And the sending email address was Gmail with a name that does look like stupid and not any lawyer :brickwallsmall:

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Post by PaulG » Mon Sep 16, 2019 7:13 pm

Don't delete his contact info! I just got an emergency call to notify my subscription of my Microsoft Windows computer has expired today, and I may need a lawyer! Tell him I'm a friend of Martin from England!

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Post by Sam the Centipede » Mon Sep 16, 2019 7:23 pm

PaulG wrote:
Mon Sep 16, 2019 7:13 pm
Don't delete his contact info! I just got an emergency call to notify my subscription of my Microsoft Windows computer has expired today, and I may need a lawyer! Tell him I'm a friend of Martin from England!
Great idea! It's difficult to find a good lawyer in United Cornelia! :rotflmao:

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Post by Foggy » Mon Sep 16, 2019 8:26 pm

Is Martin from England related to Peter of England? :think: :confused:
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Post by RVInit » Tue Sep 17, 2019 8:21 am

PaulG wrote:
Mon Sep 16, 2019 7:13 pm
Don't delete his contact info! I just got an emergency call to notify my subscription of my Microsoft Windows computer has expired today, and I may need a lawyer! Tell him I'm a friend of Martin from England!
It could be fun. Like James Veitch except instead of interacting with him about the scam we could send all kinds of requests for various legal services and advice.

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