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Pesky House Guests??? - Florida woman has a Trumping Solution for obnoxious house guests.

http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/Flor ... 95565.html
A Florida woman who thought her house guests overstayed their welcome was arrested after she shot one of them, authorities said.

Alana Annette Savell, 32, was arrested Monday on a charge of aggravated battery with a firearm, Bay County Sheriff's Office officials said.

A woman told authorities that she had gone to Savell's home with a friend. Savell said they started drinking and were getting too loud, and said she didn't want them in her home.

Savell armed herself with a handgun and started shooting at their feet from the doorway of the home, officials said. The woman was hit in the legs and was taken to a hospital for treatment. Savell's boyfriend was also hit in the leg with a bullet during the shooting, authorities said. .....
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Its sad when bullets come between 2 lovers.
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Florida Woman Indicted After Death Threats Sent To Father Of Sandy Hook Victim

Because Alex Jones said it was a false flag, you know.

Screw these crazy people, starting with Jones and his lunatic followers like the Trump family.

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Florida Woman agreed to swap sex for $25 and some chicken McNuggets.

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-l ... 804a561b58

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Domenico wrote:Florida Woman agreed to swap sex for $25 and some chicken McNuggets.

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-l ... 804a561b58
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Domenico wrote:Florida Woman agreed to swap sex for $25 and some chicken McNuggets.

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-l ... 804a561b58
From the linked report:
Aussie news wrote:“After a few seconds of bargaining the price for the sexual act we agreed that I would pay $25 and get the female chicken nuggets in exchange for oral sex,” the police report stated.
:confused: How do they determine the gender of a chicken nugget?

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Because they weren't rooster nuggets.

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ArthurWankspittle wrote:
Domenico wrote:Florida Woman agreed to swap sex for $25 and some chicken McNuggets.
I have to ask: Do you want fries with that?
Not fries. Thighs. ;)
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Woman Hits Herself With Fallen Sprinkler for Phony Workers' Comp Claim

A Florida woman has been filmed making a desperate attempt at compensation fraud in her workplace. Sheyla Veronica White was handed 18months of probation after CCTV caught her hitting herself in the face with a sprinkler head at her Fort Lauderdale office.

The Cinque Terre Energy Partners employee can be seen sat at her computer when the object falls from the ceiling onto her desk nearby.

After a moment's thought, she does something completely unexpected: Picking up the palm-sized piece

The insurance company handling the claim got suspicious and referred the case to Florida's Division of Investigative and Forensic Services. The agency then got hold of CCTV footage and were able to prove that White had fabricated the entire claim. She was convicted for workers' compensation insurance fraud after staging an injury while on the job in August 2016.
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That's absolutely disgusting and should be criminal, but I also have to say that Wendy Ryan deserves a visit from the fashion police for wearing that dress.

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Florida Woman Fleeing Police Gets Corralled By Cows

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RoadScholar wrote:
Thu Aug 09, 2018 9:17 pm
Florida Woman Fleeing Police Gets Corralled By Cows

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/je ... d062078826
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Trying to think of a funny comment, but cant really. She does look like she has been chased by cows.
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Heck, she looks like the cows caught her. :shock:
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She is utterly devastated. This must be meth, cocaine, or alcohol. Probably not relatives of morphine. The cows had every reason to chase her.
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Meth for sure. Those cows really didn’t like her. She must have been sending quite the pheromonal signal.
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TollandRCR wrote:
Fri Aug 10, 2018 12:47 pm
She is utterly devastated. This must be meth, cocaine, or alcohol. Probably not relatives of morphine. The cows had every reason to chase her.
The article says they found 1.3g of cocaine in the vehicle she fled from.

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TollandRCR wrote:
Fri Aug 10, 2018 12:47 pm
She is udderly devastated. This must be meth, cocaine, or alcohol. Probably not relatives of morphine. The cows had every reason to chase her.
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kate520 wrote:
Fri Aug 10, 2018 1:02 pm
Meth for sure. Those cows really didn’t like her. She must have been sending quite the pheromonal signal.
I'd say it's more a case of "get out of here and leave my calf alone" :-D
The herd’s owner, Richard Kondracki, told local station WKMG that he had never seen his bovines act aggressive before but that no one had ever tried to run through the field.

“I think they didn’t realize who they were,” he said. “They panicked. The cows were nervous. That would make me panic — if all those big cows come running at you. They didn’t know them. They don’t know if they’re there to hurt them, or steal one of the babies.”

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Foggy wrote:
Fri Aug 10, 2018 9:57 am
Heck, she looks like the cows caught her. :shock:
At least she's wearing the new, high fashion thin eyebrows style, just like Rhianna.
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Tiredretiredlawyer wrote:
Sat Aug 11, 2018 7:31 am
Foggy wrote:
Fri Aug 10, 2018 9:57 am
Heck, she looks like the cows caught her. :shock:
At least she's wearing the new, high fashion thin eyebrows style, just like Rhianna.
You're not going to comment on her smokey eyes, the oeil du jour? ;)

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Sam the Centipede wrote:
Sat Aug 11, 2018 10:27 am
Tiredretiredlawyer wrote:
Sat Aug 11, 2018 7:31 am
Foggy wrote:
Fri Aug 10, 2018 9:57 am
Heck, she looks like the cows caught her. :shock:
At least she's wearing the new, high fashion thin eyebrows style, just like Rhianna.
You're not going to comment on her smokey eyes, the oeil du jour? ;)
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Tiredretiredlawyer wrote:
Sat Aug 11, 2018 12:10 pm
Sam the Centipede wrote:
Sat Aug 11, 2018 10:27 am
Tiredretiredlawyer wrote:
Sat Aug 11, 2018 7:31 am


At least she's wearing the new, high fashion thin eyebrows style, just like Rhianna.
You're not going to comment on her smokey eyes, the oeil du jour? ;)
I'm no comedian! :-D
there's nothing funny about smokey eye syndrome.

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:lol:
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