Jacob Wohl / Jack Burkman - hopelessly incompetent smear merchants

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The openly-armed guy standing next to them lends a very creepy fascist vibe to an otherwise totally pointless non-event.
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Wed May 08, 2019 10:09 am
Looks like the press conference is being held in a driveway:


Really moving up in the world Jacob
I see they baited their reporter trap with donuts.
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One of the replies to Sommer's tweets- "Mmmmmmm. Donuts."
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The "accuser" released another statement:


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Will Sommer seems to be covering Jacob like we followed birthers, for mocking and craziness.
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Orlylicious wrote:
Wed May 08, 2019 12:38 pm
The "accuser" released another statement:
Look, I know the college kid deserves some of this blow-back for jumping on a plane to DC without doing due diligence, but... will someone help him out with writing formal press statements that don't use comic fonts? Thank you in advance.
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neonzx wrote:
Wed May 08, 2019 12:51 pm
Orlylicious wrote:
Wed May 08, 2019 12:38 pm
The "accuser" released another statement:
Look, I know the college kid deserves some of this blow-back for jumping on a plane to DC without doing due diligence, but... will someone help him out with writing formal press statements that don't use comic fonts? Thank you in advance.
I'd ordinarily agree with you regarding the font. But considering that this is a response to a press conference in a driveway with an armed security guard protecting boxes of donuts...
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I 'd say it was as serious and professional as they deserve. If there was a font called Klown Kollege I would recommend it for them.
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Is there any video of this circus?

What happened to the Holiday Inn conference room? Why the move to public hotel lobbies and home driveways?
And, did Jack rent that big lectern or does he keep one stored in his house for these momentous occasions?
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one of the comments on twitter:
That's Jack's fist poundin' podium. He keeps it in the kitchen for when the crust isn't cut off his sandwich.
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Did anyone who matters, outside of the garbage men, show up?
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Notorial Dissent wrote:
Wed May 08, 2019 2:34 pm
Did anyone who matters, outside of the garbage men, show up?
Dunno, but the garbage slingers were kinda hot.
What was that press conference about?? :think:
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Notorial Dissent wrote:
Wed May 08, 2019 2:34 pm
Did anyone who matters, outside of the garbage men, show up?
Raccoons came and stole the donuts as soon as the "press conference" was over.

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Dan1100 wrote:
Wed May 08, 2019 2:46 pm
Notorial Dissent wrote:
Wed May 08, 2019 2:34 pm
Did anyone who matters, outside of the garbage men, show up?
Raccoons came and stole the donuts as soon as the "press conference" was over.
They got the best end of the deal then.
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Was Andy Kaufman reincarnated as Jacob Wohl?
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tek wrote:
Wed May 08, 2019 10:48 am
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Wed May 08, 2019 10:09 am
Looks like the press conference is being held in a driveway:


Really moving up in the world Jacob
I see they baited their reporter trap with donuts.

Don't they know you're supposed to put the donuts under the cardboard box? With a stick on a string?

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Slim Cognito wrote:
Wed May 08, 2019 3:37 pm
Was Andy Kaufman reincarnated as Jacob Wohl?
If you know anything of Andy Kaufman, you know what a supreme insult that would be to his memory. I'm like, personally, insulted :madguy: -- Andy punked many, but it was never with malice. Have a towel. :towel:

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:roll:
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Slim Cognito wrote:
Wed May 08, 2019 8:07 pm
:roll:
Seriously? Expand...
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No. I owe you nothing. As soon as I submit this, you go on Ignore. Bitch away.
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Slim Cognito wrote:
Wed May 08, 2019 8:14 pm
No. I owe you nothing. As soon as I submit this, you go on Ignore. Bitch away.
:confused:

Someone want to lend an assist here?

EDIT:
You touched a memory of Andy Kaufman, who I respect very much. To even suggest Jacob Wohl has that level of mastery in spoken word. I'm sorry, I can't grant Jacob what Kaufman had. And I called it out.
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Not Jacob Wohl,
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neonzx wrote:
Wed May 08, 2019 8:20 pm
Slim Cognito wrote:
Wed May 08, 2019 8:14 pm
No. I owe you nothing. As soon as I submit this, you go on Ignore. Bitch away.
:confused:

Someone want to lend an assist here?

EDIT:
You touched a memory of Andy Kaufman, who I respect very much. To even suggest Jacob Wohl has that level of mastery in spoken word. I'm sorry, I can't grant Jacob what Kaufman had. And I called it out.
I am also confused, neonzx. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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fierceredpanda wrote:
Thu May 09, 2019 8:39 am
I am also confused, neonzx. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Good article on Jacob from Molly Jong-Fast.
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