Jacob Wohl / Jack Burkman - hopelessly incompetent smear merchants

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It's interesting how the meanie greenies don't get out their :fingerwag: Waah!! Off Topic!! :fingerwag: sticks in certain threads … clearly some topics are not worth keeping on.

Yup, Jacob Wohl isn't even worth much discussion on a Jacob Wohl thread.

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We can start posting more half nekkid pitchers of Jakey if ya like. Y'know, get things back on topic?

Or some smoldering bad boy shots like...
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Sam the Centipede wrote:
Fri Apr 19, 2019 1:16 pm

Yup, Jacob Wohl isn't even worth much discussion on a Jacob Wohl thread.
well, he really isn't if you think about it. :lol:

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But he thinks he's dead sexy in Mom's gardening gloves....
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I beg to differ

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I am intrigued at how he holds himself.

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Estiveo wrote:
Fri Apr 19, 2019 2:42 pm
We can start posting more half nekkid pitchers of Jakey if ya like. Y'know, get things back on topic?

Or some smoldering bad boy shots like...
Fine with me, happy easter, bunny!

Thanks Kate, I hated to give it too him too but he's hot. :lol:
* ok, orlylicious, I give you one hot. Just one, though.
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Wait a minute...if Jakey is 6'2", how come he's taller than Trump in that photo?
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Estiveo wrote:
Sat Apr 20, 2019 7:41 am
Wait a minute...if Jakey is 6'2", how come he's taller than Trump in that photo?
Trump slouches.
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Estiveo wrote:
Sat Apr 20, 2019 7:41 am
Wait a minute...if Jakey is 6'2", how come he's taller than Trump in that photo?
The really bad photoshopping might have something to do with it. Or maybe it's not photoshop and the disembodied hand is pushing Trump down.
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I found this photo in two links. Both credit Jacob's Instagram account


JACOB WOHL WITH HIS FATHER AND DONALD TRUMP. (INSTAGRAM/JACOB WOHL)
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Mikedunford wrote:
Sat Apr 20, 2019 10:56 am
Estiveo wrote:
Sat Apr 20, 2019 7:41 am
Wait a minute...if Jakey is 6'2", how come he's taller than Trump in that photo?
The really bad photoshopping might have something to do with it. Or maybe it's not photoshop and the disembodied hand is pushing Trump down.
The disembodied hand on Individual-1’s left shoulder is creepy.

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This is the same way Obama was slightly taller than Trump, despite being 6 foot 1.

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Not sure how to embed it, but Jacob got famous four years ago in high school. No idea what happened to his hedge fund.

A 17-year-old Jacob Wohl, a football and basketball player at Santiago High School in Corona, runs his own hedge fund, Wohl Capital Investment Group. Kacey Montoya reports for the KTLA 5 News at 10 on March 16, 2015.


IE High School Hedge Fund Manager Earns Nickname the `Wohl of Wall Street`: https://ktla.com/2015/03/17/still-in-hi ... ll-street/

Jacob and his Dad in their lovely home:

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Wow, look how much younger his Dad looked 4 years ago... hate will do it every time.

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Orlylicious wrote:
Sun Apr 21, 2019 4:47 pm
No idea what happened to his hedge fund.
he got pinched for being a scammer


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He called it a Hedge Fund, it wasn't. He did not have any of the licenses needed to solicit investments from other people, and even a real Hedge Fund isn't allowed to solicit investors on Craig's List (looks real professional).

It shouldn't surprise us now, but he was as good at whatever he was doing (again, flipping houses using money solicited on Craig's List isn't a hedge fund) as he has been at pretty much everything he''s done since. See his little business plan of appearing at Press Conferences to tell untrue stories for the publicity, which leads to part 2 which leads to Jacob rules the World....(still fuzzy on the Part 2 part details), his hugely successful International Intelligence Agency which is going so well, celebrities don't just endorse it, they are involved in the operations, and of course, his collaboration with Laura Loomer to topple the Sharia takeover of America, where the best argument of why he hasn't been charged with making false reports to police is that they're so disgusted by him that they don't want to prosecute because it means they have to bring him back.

Somewhere, there is a prison cell that will one day be his, just a matter of time.
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Surely Jacob Wohl was an underpants gnome in an earlier life.

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:rotflmao:
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Earlier life? He's not one now?
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:rotflmao:
The fact that you sincerely and wholeheartedly believe that the “Law of Gravity” is unconstitutional and a violation of your sovereign rights, does not absolve you of adherence to it.

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Gregg wrote:
Sun Apr 21, 2019 10:43 pm
Earlier life? He's not one now?
Yeah… well I guess he did solve the mysterious second phase of the business plan:
Phase 1: Collect Underpants
Phase 2: ? Be An Asshole
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Silly me, and here I thought it was:

lie
cheat
steal

rinse, repeat.....

The be an asshole part is just taken for granted.
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Notorial Dissent wrote:
Mon Apr 22, 2019 5:27 am
The be an asshole part is just taken for granted.
It's a feature, not a bug.
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pipistrelle wrote:
Sat Apr 20, 2019 12:13 pm
Mikedunford wrote:
Sat Apr 20, 2019 10:56 am
Estiveo wrote:
Sat Apr 20, 2019 7:41 am
Wait a minute...if Jakey is 6'2", how come he's taller than Trump in that photo?
The really bad photoshopping might have something to do with it. Or maybe it's not photoshop and the disembodied hand is pushing Trump down.
The disembodied hand on Individual-1’s left shoulder is creepy.
I hope that is not It from the Addams Family. I always thought It was a liberal.
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Lachlan Markay@lachlan
NEW: Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman have been trying to recruit young men to falsely claim they were sexually assaulted by Pete Buttigieg.

One recorded their convo and gave us the audio.

Another says allegations published today in his name are bullshit


Far-Right Smear Merchants Try to Slime Pete Buttigieg with Bogus Sex Assault Claim
...A Republican source told The Daily Beast that lobbyist Jack Burkman and internet troll Jacob Wohl approached him last week to try to convince him to falsely accuse Buttigieg, the mayor of South Bend, Indiana, of engaging him sexually while he was too drunk to consent.

The source who spoke to The Daily Beast said Burkman and Wohl made clear that their goal was to kneecap Buttigieg’s momentum in the 2020 presidential race. The man asked to remain anonymous out of a concern that the resulting publicity might imperil his employment, and because he said Wohl and Burkman have a reputation for vindictiveness.

But the source provided The Daily Beast with a surreptitious audio recording of the meeting, which corroborates his account. In it, Wohl appears to refer to Buttigieg as a “terminal threat” to President Donald Trump’s reelection next year.

On Monday, a separate individual using the name of Hunter Kelly published a post on the site Medium in which he alleged that Buttigieg sexually assaulted him in February. That post was tweeted out by David Wohl, Jacob’s father, and quickly re-written by the site Big League Politics, which is known as a landing ground for right wing conspiracy theories.
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Kelly declined to provide more details. But two hours later he posted a message to his Facebook timeline headed, “I WAS NOT SEXUALLY ASSAULTED.”

“It's important for everyone to know that I was not sexually assaulted and would never falsely accuse anyone,” he wrote. “To keep it brief for now, I was approached by a political figure to come to DC to discuss political situations from the standpoint of a gay Republican. When I arrived they discussed Peter Buttigieg and started talking about how they would be working a campaign against him.”

“I went to bed and woke up to a fake Twitter @RealHunterKelly and an article that I in no way endorsed or wrote. I have since left and am working on a formal statement to give to everyone including the Buttigieg family.”
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