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Re: Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd

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There is no situation so totally screwed up that Ted Cruz can't make it worse.
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tek wrote: Sat May 15, 2021 5:59 pm There is no situation so totally screwed up that Ted Cruz can't make it worse.
He could mess up a cup of coffee... :bored:
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He's got the answers to ease my curiosity, He dreamed a god up and called it Christianity"

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Frater I*I wrote: Sat May 15, 2021 6:15 pm
tek wrote: Sat May 15, 2021 5:59 pm There is no situation so totally screwed up that Ted Cruz can't make it worse.
He could mess up a cup of coffee... :bored:
Or as my dad is fond of saying "he could fuck up a brick."
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He's the Mary Mallon of Forrest Gumps.
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Lani wrote: Sat May 15, 2021 5:33 pm Cruz is going to Israel "in the coming days" to make everything more better.

I tried to copy it from twitter, but I couldn't handle reading his account. It's crazy land there. I didn't know that Biden has a disaster every day.... destroying Israel... bringing in illegal immigrants to cram the ballot boxes... killing cops... destroying the US....

ETA: Ted Cruz to Visit Israel After Criticizing Joe Biden Leadership During Conflict
https://www.newsweek.com/ted-cruz-visit ... ct-1591824
"In the coming days, I will travel to Israel to assess what they need to protect their national security, which is closely tied to America's national security," Cruz said.

When reached for comment on his impending trip, Cruz' office said they did not disclose his schedule in advance for "security and privacy reasons."
Dude! Crazy Cruz put his plans on Twitter!

It’s been “disclosed”
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sugar magnolia wrote: Sat May 15, 2021 6:16 pm
Or as my dad is fond of saying "he could fuck up a brick."
I like it :rotflmao: :thumbsup:
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He's got the answers to ease my curiosity, He dreamed a god up and called it Christianity"

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Lani wrote: Sat May 15, 2021 5:52 pm Maybe he doesn't like the weather in Texas?
Eilat, the beach resort in the south of Israel, is the Cancun of the middle east.
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I had a drunk guy once (I was night manager at a gas station-dude was drunk-I called police) tell me I could fuck up a wet dream


sounds appropriate now
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He was on Bar tick one show today. Serious Tango hate going on there, plus all the Israel problems are Biden's fault. :crazy:
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Kendra wrote: Sun Jun 06, 2021 3:19 pm He was on Bar tick one show today. Serious Tango hate going on there, plus all the Israel problems are Biden's fault. :crazy:
Who or what is Tango?
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An oldie but a goodie... The gif, that has. She can sure take a shot. Or two. Looks like he's lining up for a third at the end there :lol:
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:rotflmao:

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Noticed that in the above photograph of Cruz. and the one of the DFO leaving Trump Tower (in the former guy thread) neither of them are wearing flag pins. Is this normal?
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In DC, pins on the lapel are power status symbols. All members of Congress have pins that admit them to most anywhere in the Capital Complex, the people around POTUS have pins that show the SS how close they're allowed to be, front door of AF1 or back, etc... Trump not wearing one at all isn't so unusual from the security standpoint, everyone knows the asshole who used to be in charge. They change every day or every trip or something, I know they change around POTUS, the Congress ones change every term.
I don't know all the different kinds of pins, but I know someone who worked in the Capital and its a thing. A really big thing.
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Just for reference, when you see FELITO, it's sung to the music of VOLARE -- FEL-I-TO


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I'm sorry, but every time I see it in this title, and thinking of Ted Cruz, I read it as fellatio.

Not sorry actually. :whistle:
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Gregg wrote: Wed Jun 16, 2021 6:02 pm I'm sorry, but every time I see it in this title, and thinking of Ted Cruz, I read it as fellatio.

Not sorry actually. :whistle:
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Gregg wrote: Wed Jun 16, 2021 6:02 pm I'm sorry, but every time I see it in this title, and thinking of Ted Cruz, I read it as fellatio.

Not sorry actually. :whistle:
I've done the same thing :bag: :oopsy:
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Judiciary hearing ERUPTS as Mazie Hirono tells Ted Cruz to stop 'MANSPLAINING'

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Published on 23 Jun 2021

A Senate Judiciary Committee hearing turned contentious on Wednesday with Sen. Mazie Hirono (D-Hawaii) telling Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) to stop "mansplaining" amid an argument about originalism in judicial rulings.

"I would ask that Senator Cruz not mistake what I'm saying and, you know what, all this mansplaining — please stop," Hirono said.

Cruz had been questioning District Court Judge Gustavo Gelpi, who President Biden had nominated to sit on the First Circuit Court of Appeals, and objected when his inquiries were cut short at the end of his allotted five minutes.

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

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https://thehill.com/homenews/senate/561 ... EqvQhVcE33
Texas Sen. Ted Cruz (R) is skipping the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) in Dallas, Texas, this weekend, citing family obligations.

“While Big Tech, Hollywood, and the woke mob are desperate to cancel and silence conservatives, they cannot stop us or great events like CPAC from standing strong and fighting for the American revival. I wish I could attend CPAC Dallas with so many great conservatives but I am unable to due to a family commitment,” Cruz said in a statement to The Dallas Morning News.

“I look forward to joining the great conservative voices and activists shortly as we continue together to keep America the freest and greatest nation the world has ever known,” Cruz added.


CPAC is set to start this weekend on Friday and will end on Sunday with a speech by former President Trump.

The conference will be hosted at the Hilton Anatole close to downtown Dallas and is the second CPAC event this year.
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Family committment to occur in Cancun ? :twisted:
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I hope some enterprising reporter follows up.
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Cruz is looking to up his position in the conservative world and do another presidential run yet he no-shows at a CPAC event in his own state? What is that boy thinking?
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