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Re: Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd

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northland10 wrote: Thu Jul 08, 2021 10:19 pm Cruz is looking to up his position in the conservative world and do another presidential run yet he no-shows at a CPAC event in his own state? What is that boy thinking?
How to continue to kiss the ass of the guy who called his wife ugly on national TV....

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Re: Rafael Edward "Felito" "Ted" Cruz - Flyin', Lyin' TX Tea Turd

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Frater I*I wrote: Fri Jul 09, 2021 3:07 pm
northland10 wrote: Thu Jul 08, 2021 10:19 pm Cruz is looking to up his position in the conservative world and do another presidential run yet he no-shows at a CPAC event in his own state? What is that boy thinking?
How to continue to kiss the ass of the guy who called his wife ugly on national TV....

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why is there another cpap?


Do they have one every quarter?
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sad-cafe wrote: Fri Jul 09, 2021 9:15 pm why is there another cpap?


Do they have one every quarter?
cause the Republicans are in dire need of a breathing assistance to keep them awake :lol:
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bwahahaha
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"Sadopopulism," nice! Ted Cruz, the sadopopulist.
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Mussolini would be so proud.

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I thought he was some mixed-race born up in Canada. He has what to say about the USA? :?
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I mean, really.


Da fuq wrong with dis guy? :cussing:
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:lol:
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He's a special kind of stupid.
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He's a special kind of pandering piece of shit.
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I love her. I don't catch her as much now as she's on so early, but I still see a bit of her program a few days a week.
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AndyinPA wrote: Fri Jul 23, 2021 10:37 am I love her. I don't catch her as much now as she's on so early, but I still see a bit of her program a few days a week.
She is good, but most the the 3-6 AM time period I'm dozing in and out and miss a lot of it :/
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Nice segment! :thumbsup:
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I'm dropping this here because I believe the Ted Cruz is an idiot content overrides the Cleveland baseball team naming content.
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Resume18 wrote: Thu Jul 22, 2021 9:28 pm He's a special kind of pandering piece of shit.
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Kendra wrote: Fri Jul 23, 2021 10:30 am
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That piece I did see this morning. It was good! (I don't see as much of her since she's now on early in the morning)
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Felito gets no respect, scheduling a vote in the middle of his basketball game!
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