“Most of the cars don’t really have wheels, per se. Most cars fly in Heaven, but there’s all different ways you transport.
“There’s bubbles you can step into and they float you there. There’s amusement parks, there’s rodeos, there’s sports arenas where every game is played as worship to Jesus Christ because Jesus gets all the points.
“There’s some people’s mansions that are the size of New York City. I am not exaggerating. I’m not.” – Kat Kerr, via The Friendly Atheist.
there’s sports arenas where every game is played as worship to Jesus Christ because Jesus gets all the points.
Same guy always wins?
Doesn't sound very interesting.
I have always found the nuttier the proponent, the more dystopian their 'heaven' sounds. The Great Leader being declared the winner of every athletic competition?
bill_g wrote: ↑Tue May 04, 2021 7:13 am
Don't forget: In Heaven there is no beer. That's why we're drinking it here.
You sir need to hear the good word of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster...
Beer volcanos in it's heaven...
"He sewed his eyes shut because he is afraid to see, He tries to tell me what I put inside of me
He's got the answers to ease my curiosity, He dreamed a god up and called it Christianity"
MN-Skeptic wrote: ↑Tue May 04, 2021 2:37 am
I figure that if there's a heaven, my sweetie is up there riding on a tractor and petting puppy dogs.
My dad and FIL are playing poker, dancing and having an all round good time! They both liked dogs too.
"Mickey Mouse and I grew up together." - Ruthie Tompson, Disney animation checker and scene planner and one of the first women to become a member of the International Photographers Union in 1952.