Mr. PootyMouth's thread

[Azastan]

Why do you think people here would want to have Angie's phone number? And why do you want to give it out? It may come as a surprise to you to find out that the childish bickering, backstabbing, and lack of common decency so common in poot circles are not so widespread among well-adjusted people. If anybody from this forum obtained a poot's phone number for the purpose of harassment, you can be certain that they would be almost universally condemned for it.

That was my first thought. Why would anyone here care?

come on.....really?
Do you have Prince Albert in a can......
Is your refrigerator running........
I'm looking for I. P. Daily.........


the lolz would be endless!

I guess I just don't think like a poot .

I know some people have the knack for it (Gavin Seim has it down cold), but I just can't do it.

[Plutodog]

Poor Pooty might still be somebody to his mama, if he ever was. But that's about it. And doubtful at that.

[Estiveo]

At not for. How pootlike. Not that this atheist gives a flying fuck.

[GlimDropper]

Nathan, you came here for some reason and I'm pretty sure it wasn't to be out gunned in a snark fest. Instead of trying to amaze us with your clever wit why don't you try and communicate. Full sentences preferably.

You say you know about recent goings on in pootdom, why be a tease? We don't want anyone cell numbers or any thing like that but if you got dish, dish.

Perhaps I could start by asking a question: if a sudden threat to liberty reared it's ugly head and Kapt. Karl needed to call out the full force of his AMERICAN MILITIA FREEDOM FORCES, how many guys would show up? We all have work/life balance issues so perhaps some of Karl's majestic men aren't free to deploy at any one moment but how many people are part of his organization to be called upon?

I always figured that number was one unless you were there.

Has Shofar Boy taken your place as Karl's second in command?

[scirreeve]

Nathan is posting screen grabs from here on his Frozen Few page. Don't know why and he doesn't seem to like the Sheriff much.

Who's ego will break first?

Ryan Bundy's or the super brave Scir Reeve?

#nosafespaces

-Bravo 4

He also seems to think the feds are after him - I hope that is true but suspect it is just his paranoia.

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Linky to the nonsense.

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[Dr. Kenneth Noisewater]

I'm still trying to figure out what Mr poopy buttholes purpose here is.

[pipistrelle]

I'm still trying to figure out what Mr poopy buttholes purpose here is.

Craving for attention.

[pipistrelle]

Being taken for a ride by the Bundys doesn't make you special, does it? The Bundys eventually throw everyone under the bus. I doubt they even remember who you are

They forgot who the Millers were quickly enough.

[pipistrelle]

lol you guys are full of hate today.

Shame none of you had the sack to show up other than online. Well, except for the old bag with the lincoln suv yesterday. Thought she was gonna shit. Old people do that.

Hate? No, Nathan. I don't hate you. I just pity you.

Are you going Mr. T on us?

[Suranis]

I remember when I was a teenager I took a dump beside a fresh cowpat so I could see which was the more attractive to the flies, and worms, and which would decay faster.

I'm just mentioning this as being the winner of a scientific experiment involving a poo beauty contest is a greater life achievement than the results of Mr Whatsisname's 10 years in the Militia.

Did I mention my poo won? *flex*

[Northland10]

I remember when I was a teenager I took a dump beside a fresh cowpat so I could see which was the more attractive to the flies, and worms, and which would decay faster.

I'm just mentioning this as being the winner of a scientific experiment involving a poo beauty contest is a greater life achievement than the results of Mr Whatsisname's 10 years in the Militia.

Did I mention my poo won? *flex*

Now that's dedicated data-driven discovery.

If we ever meet face to face, please don't take offense if I ask you to wash up before we shake hands.

[wavey davey]

For the cheap seats: who is this newest member?

http://www.theameryfreepress.com/crime/ ... 2ef19.html

(Former?) besties with Kraptain Karl.

He seems nice.

[Whatever4]

There’s a reason I don’t read all the threads anymore.

[Piskey]

Hey Nathan, where have you gone?
You seem to have reneged on your offer to answer questions.
I'm probably wasting my time but I've another for you.
Is what you said about KrayKray Kel's sister and father both being cops true?

[RVInit]

At not for. How pootlike. Not that this atheist gives a flying fuck.

That's pretty much what I was thinking.

[Dr. Kenneth Noisewater]

Mr. Poopybutthole we hardly knew ye

[kate520]

He got more than he bargained for, me thinks. Brave Sir PootyMouth has runned away.

[Notorial Dissent]

He didn't get universal acclimation and respect and none ran from him. They don't like that.

[Estiveo]

Well, really, he kouldn't keep kraptain Karl as a kompatriot. What did he expect from us?

I think his super Bond-villain plan was that we'd

1) suck his wee, tiny, nubbin of a dick for a chance at Angie's cell number,

2) ?

3) be accepted with open (bare) arms back into the poot community, and,

4) profit!

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[Northland10]

Nathan is posting screen grabs from here on his Frozen Few page. Don't know why and he doesn't seem to like the Sheriff much.

Who's ego will break first?

Ryan Bundy's or the super brave Scir Reeve?

#nosafespaces

-Bravo 4

He also seems to think the feds are after him - I hope that is true but suspect it is just his paranoia.

Looks like Mr. Drama queen is desperate for Pooty attention (or any attention since he appears to be obsessed with us). I suspect his visit here and his Fed story are attempts to get standing with the Poot world.

[scirreeve]

Mr. Pootymouth says stuff that is obviously not true and tweets it to Individual-1. Hi Nathan! Not sure who he is talking about but I'm gonna guess that if he handcuffed an FBI agent that he wouldn't be tweeting now. He is asking for a pardon for pistol whipping some dude over a playground dispute. Has nothing to do with MNWR occupation.

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[PaulG]

Cuz that'll get 45 about four or five votes.

[scirreeve]

Also too, Pieters was convicted in WI state court - no DOTUS pardon for him but he doesn't understand that.