Drunk Capt. Karl and the imaginary AMFF

[neonzx]

This looks like immerse fun.I now need to go find music to play in the free-for-all thread,

[scirreeve]

Brand and his horn look ridiculous as always. Brand's placement of the horn is funny.

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[scirreeve]

Karl and Brand were at the Capitol today - Brand posted about it a lot but I won't post that nonsense. Here is a video of Karl and Brand Nu shofaring and praying yesterday - they want to "STOP GLOBAL RESET." Spoilered cuz no one want to see pics of these fools.

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[TheNewSaint]

Karl and Brand were at the Capitol today - Brand posted about it a lot but I won't post that nonsense. Here is a video of Karl and Brand Nu shofaring and praying yesterday - they want to "STOP GLOBAL RESET."

Whatever happened to making Utah pass the Kentucky and Virginia Resolutions with an arrest provision? And why was I able to write that phrase from memory? Apparently, I devote more mental energy to Karl's stupid shit than either he or his only friend does.

[Foggy]

What the heck IS global reset, anyway?

[johnpcapitalist]

What the heck IS global reset, anyway?

Methinks that's when the shadowy cabal of "international bankers" wields the stroke of a pen and revalues all the world currencies to what their "true value" should be. Depending on which loon you listen to, that could involve a return to the gold standard or it could involve the introduction of a global currency based on harmonic frequency vibrations of the universe.

The Iraqi dinar scam crowd has been waiting for years for whoever allegedly has the power to do it to "reset" the value of the Iraqi dinar from its current level of ~1,000+ per USD to a rate of 1 IQD > 1 USD, which it had at some point decades ago. At that point, anyone with IQD wil be rich, rich, rich!

As you know, Krazy Kapt. Karl is an economics expert, trained in the ways of the Austrian school, and the global currency reset will save the world economy because reasons.

[TheNewSaint]

Why Karl would want to stop such an event, when most of the sovcit loons want it to happen, is totally beyond me.

[northland10]

...global currency based on harmonic frequency vibrations of the universe.

That's not gonna work for me. I am either fretting about how that one loose thing in the church just happens to love to rattle when ending on a lovely soft e-flat chord and I am not feeling like transposing the entire piece up or down a half step, or I am playing and wondering what in the world went horribly wrong with the organ only to find out the mower across the street is just enough off of the organ in pitch to create some nasty difference tones and harmonics.

As to New Saint's question about why Karl wants to stop what the SovCits want (or, sometimes the opposite), this is the same guy who wants to surround the Utah Capital with 2 guys to force state nullification, while at the same time he is going to arrest state judges for breaking what he thinks are federal court precedents. Logic is not Karl's strong suit.

[Baidn]

What the heck IS global reset, anyway?

The real non-crazy answer as I understand it that is the source of the nutjob theories is boring (as is often the case). If I recall correctly it began as a throw away short hand adopted by some govt and business leaders around to world to refer to trying to get back on track after Covid is under control. Essentially some high up people were making shop talk about the long term effects and saying something along the lines of "we'll just have to roll with the punches until we can reset things to normal globally as far as supply lines etc are concerned..." And of course poots etc took that and ran straight to hell

[zekeb]

What the heck IS global reset, anyway?

That's when the two control officers confirm the code and both turn their keys within a half of a second of each other.

[PaulG]

Brand and his horn look ridiculous as always. Brand's placement of the horn is funny.
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Also, too, if that's "The Summit" what's that hill behind him?

[northland10]

What the heck IS global reset, anyway?

That's when the two control officers confirm the code and both turn their keys within a half of a second of each other.

Or some wopper of a computer plays a game.

[Frater I*I]

Or some wopper of a computer plays a game.

How about a nice game of chess.

[Suranis]

I wonder why they think they are really amazing for making a sound like a moose farting?

[northland10]

I'll give Brand this, he's a whole lot better at it than Karl. Karl's moose farting is more like moose farting through a kazoo.

[LtDansLegs]

Why Karl would want to stop such an event, when most of the sovcit loons want it to happen, is totally beyond me.

Karl isn't completely broke like they are, so he actually has something to lose

[Luke]

#FatRambo, after five days, posted a couple of links on Telegram but NOT of the UT Capitol Until Hell Freezes Over Event, nor of sucking off his shofar.

Very disappointing.

One of the links is this article about "pre-crime" which of course is over the top but if it applies to Karl and his imaginary friends sounds great: https://thewashingtonstandard.com/total ... e-program/

[TheNewSaint]

That page just makes my head hurt.

[Luke]

Agree Saint, that page was nutz.

Well, #FatRambo posted on Telegram, but no idea when these pix were taken. Can't make out if that's Foggy in the back seat.

AMERICAN MILITIA FREEDOM FORCES, [28.05.21 19:29]
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My Greatest fear: We get voting machines fixed and the "Conservatives" still vote for Republicans!

The Republicans and Trump voted for spending DOUBLE, on Socialist and Communist programs than what the Democrats did. Schumer D-NY said; "If I would have known that We would have voted Republican too!"

Are you one of those people that do the same thing, over and over again and expect different results?

Did Trump fly to all State Capitols and have Joint State Houses sessions to tell our Free, independent and SOVEREIGN States to State Nullify all Republican, Democrat, and Deep State usurpation of Powers, SPENDING and unlawful Income Taxation since 1913?

Only our States can and Will do that/if WTP MAKE A STAND!

Come with us, even from other States, to surround the Utah State Capitol = Freedom, Liberty and prosperity!

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Hey, is that a LICENSE PLATE back there?? Did they cave to The Man??

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[Luke]

On a much more important matter, Brand and Karl's use of the Shofar has us wondering about a lyric in the tune "Perky Little Pornstar" from the musical Naked Boys Singing. In the tune, a lyric is commonly written as, "Blow the chauffeur, not a boy on Yom Kippur."

But now Karl and Brand have us wondering, is the lyric really, "Blow the Shofar, not a boy on Yom Kippur"?

But try to tell an old curmudgeon that you like to push the fudge in
with two guys or three or four.
he will call you heretic sinner abberant. Your sick.
Blow the chauffeur, not a boy on Yom Kippur.

Asking David, who wrote it, since clearly Karl and Brand would want to know. David Pevsner @DavidPevsner

In this movie version, it really, really sounds like he's singing Sho-far. Warning: Nudity.

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[TheNewSaint]

Are you one of those people that do the same thing, over and over again and expect different results?

Yeah, people like that are really annoying.

[scirreeve]

Agree Saint, that page was nutz.

Well, #FatRambo posted on Telegram, but no idea when these pix were taken. Can't make out if that's Foggy in the back seat.

Hey, is that a LICENSE PLATE back there?? Did they cave to The Man??

Thanks OL -Karl and DOL look GREAT. I guess this is a pic from a couple of months ago when DOL went to Utah to help Karl retrieve the OpVec (she has experience doing that). Probably explains why he has license plates. Also too, why is Karl throwing the shaka in the 2nd pic?

[Foggy]

Hey, is that a LICENSE PLATE back there?? Did they cave to The Man??
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A certain two-wheeled vehicle appears to be missing.

It's the MOL (Motorcycle Of Liberty) Wha' happened?

[Estiveo]

He traded it for a case of Mad Dog 20/20 & a boda bag.

[thearmbarkid]

DOL looks like a tweaker