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When the OpVec gets impounded in all 50 states he gets a challenge pin. :lol:
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northland10 wrote: Wed Apr 21, 2021 2:25 pm
orlylicious wrote: Wed Apr 21, 2021 1:38 pm Great seeing you Saint! Missed you, totally understand the need to have a break.

Soooo after all that, Karl got his AMFF Telegram going and this is what was most important to him. Nothing about the arrest but -- VITAMIN D!

AMERICAN MILITIA FREEDOM FORCES, [21.04.21 12:11]

Dr. Cole, CEO & Medical Director, Cole Diagnostics: There's No Pandemic; Top 3 Public Health Messages Should Be: 1- Vitamin D; 2- Vitamin D; 3- Vitamin D (MIRRORED)
Yeah, that doctor later explained his statements and it does seem as if some took his statements way out of context. Not that Karl would care.

https://www.ktvb.com/article/news/local ... 52c57a7e0e
In article above, Dr. Cole wrote "We have never tried an mRNA vaccine in humans before." That is false.

I responded to an anti-mRNA post in my local newspaper and provided a lot of information on mRNA research going back several years. I'm not going to dig up all that info again because I'll get engrossed in it (it's fascinating) and read until 3am. But to give you an idea of what's happening, by 2018 CureVac AG had an expanding portfolio of mRNA therapeutic targets, including cancer and infectious diseases, and BioNTech was developing an new approach to personalized cancer medicine using mRNA vaccines. Also over several years, research included using mRNA to heal damaged hearts. OK, that's not medical wording, but some damage was reversed. Nothing else has done that.

The mRNA covid vaccine is changing the medical landscape. In a sense, we are part of a massive movement that will ultimately improve our health and save lives in remarkable ways.
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BREAKING:

Karl posts on his Telegram his side of the story. He's miffed at the Gassy Burro.

AMERICAN MILITIA FREEDOM FORCES, [22.04.21 11:42]
The girl I was seriously dating, who I was just about to marry, had/has an acute bipolar disability that results in not only refusing to listen to me, but becomes very verbally and physically violent. I had to run from her, at least 8 times over the last year, in order to not have to defend myself, even more than I had to, in numerous situations. A like occurrence happened the Sunday before last.

As you also know I execute the Laws of the Union, thus so I cannot, by my principles, unlawfully travel with a Vehicle Registration or Driver's License.

Shawna Cox sent me a video of the fact that jails force inmates to take a nasal test, for COVID19, shoving the damn thing all the way up your nose and into the blood/brain barrier. Under the microscope it is revealed that there are nanites, upon the tip thereof, for contact tracing that are implanted by your brain.

In order to take my Marinette WI case to the WI Appallet Court, so that I could achieve my designs to restore the Rule of Law and the Right To Travel for my beloved fellow Countrymen and myself, with better public knowledge and publicity, I plead with the Jury to find me guilty, so I could take it, on appeal, to the higher Court that I might restore their God endowed individual unalienable Rights for them, not knowing of the jail nasal violation of my 4th Amendment Right to be secure in my person. How in the hell could I be in the AMFF with satellites tracking the nanites they were to plant near or upon my brain? So I traveled out of WI and the Judicial bastard enemies and insurrectionists against The Constitution and Bill Of Rights issued a Bench Warrant for not attending my sentence Hearing. Also impacting my Ozaukee Cty case and then upcoming hearing, thus a Warrant from Ozaukee Cty as well.

Well my EX girlfriend called 911 while she was throwing all of my things off the bed of the Op-Vec as she recovered her things thereupon. Then she commenced attacking and assaulting me physically and throwing my veh

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AMERICAN MILITIA FREEDOM FORCES, [22.04.21 11:44]
Well my EX girlfriend called 911 while she was throwing all of my things off the bed of the Op-Vec as she recovered her things thereupon. Then she commenced attacking and assaulting me physically and throwing my vehicle doors open. I had to drive away, with rear door open to get away from her. She told the BLUEcoats that I attacked her. In the meantime she tried to break my passenger side window and kick in the door.

The Sheriff's Department did an investigation, using surveillance camera tapes and dropped her charges of assault on me.

But as I was traveling to Idaho, to support Ammond Bundy for the BLUEcoat and Judicial assaults and arrests upon him, the Utah State Troopers were waiting for me. They arrested me for extradition back to WI. And, issued me 2 TAXATION BY CITATION on operating w/o Vehicle Registration nor DL, in addition to Rachel's bogus assault charges.

After 8 days in solitary they dropped the assault charges of bearing false sinful witness by Rachel and WI utterly dropped everything; I believe because they knew, from my Court delivered motions, that I am going after all the Judges, DAs and BLUEcoat perps of Capital Felony TITLE 18 US Code Sections 241 and 242 Deprivation Of Rights Under Color Of Law, as well as TITLE 42 US Code 1983 (Civil Rights) in both their professional and private capacities.

Nevertheless, all charges from WI and Utah where utterly dropped after 8 days in Solitary confinement. All for nothing!
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"Appallet Court" is the best typo in the history of the world. :lol:

As in, "I am appalled at how misinformed you are about the legal system." :fingerwag:
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Uncle Drunky-Drunk wrote: . . has an acute bipolar disability that results in not only refusing to listen to me,
So one of the symptoms of bi-polar disorder is not listening the Kap'n?
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But as I was traveling to Idaho, to support Ammond Bundy for the BLUEcoat and Judicial assaults and arrests upon him,
Ah, yes, Ammond, AKA "Idaho poot-ato-head,"
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I've been checking on the opvec daily and it's still impounded. I'm sure he will make a huge announcement when he gets it back.
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The man who shoved his pregnant wife down has been serially abused by a woman sporting injuries. Huh.
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Kap'n Karl sure got himself out of a jam, didn't he? He was ALMOST going to marry that 'girl'! She'll be sorry she didn't follow his instructions, you betcha.
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LOL at "solitary." He ended up either PCing up or getting sent to AdSeg so he wouldn't get his ass kicked. It's a county jail PVT Koenigs, not ADX Florence.
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poplove wrote: Fri Apr 23, 2021 1:52 pm I've been checking on the opvec daily and it's still impounded. I'm sure he will make a huge announcement when he gets it back.
As you also know I execute the Laws of the Union, thus so I cannot, by my principles, unlawfully travel with a Vehicle Registration or Driver's License.
He can't get it back without getting it registered, and he needs a valid driver's license to operate it.
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He was in "solitary" because he refused a COVID test.
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northland10 wrote: Mon Apr 19, 2021 7:31 pm
LtDansLegs wrote: Mon Apr 19, 2021 5:04 pm I would think it was more likely to be a Federal charge if it were related to a straw man purchase/falsification of a 4473 form, though I guess it's possible it's breaking a specific WI law too. Wisconsin does happen to be one of the very few states to handle their own background checks for handguns and only outsource checks on long guns to the Feds.
The NRA even has a blog entry about it. Executive summary... don't do it. It's illegal. It is how criminals get ahold of guns.
Oh sure, I'm an FFL consultant and Class 3 collector, so I'm familiar with it. The person involved doesn't even have to be under disability, it's STILL a violation just to purchase a firearm for anyone else, no matter how squeaky clean.

I just remarked on it because the prosecutions I most commonly see for 4473 falsifications (buying for someone else, buying with the only intent being resale, being a wake and bake stoner and lying about it on the form, etc) are all Federal rather than a State charge. Of course it's all moot since WI didn't want Karl after all...much like virtually everyone else he encounters.
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Azastan wrote: Fri Apr 23, 2021 5:09 pm
poplove wrote: Fri Apr 23, 2021 1:52 pm I've been checking on the opvec daily and it's still impounded. I'm sure he will make a huge announcement when he gets it back.
As you also know I execute the Laws of the Union, thus so I cannot, by my principles, unlawfully travel with a Vehicle Registration or Driver's License.
He can't get it back without getting it registered, and he needs a valid driver's license to operate it.
Pretty much anybody should be able to drive it off the lot, I'm sure Brand or at least ONE of the pootcloud must be road-legal. They care about the owner being present for liability and all but that's usually about it. I actually don't recall, in all the times I've picked up at a tow yard, ever being required to show a valid license other than if accompanied by the title or registration just to prove it was actually mine. YMMV but I've definitely reclaimed one with expired tags also, so I think the only thing holding Karl up is probably the time to get together the money to pay whatever ungodly amount they charged him to store that behemoth. :lol:
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scirreeve wrote: Fri Apr 23, 2021 5:21 pm He was in "solitary" because he refused a COVID test.
That'll do it, too. Once again, Fat Rambo's suffering ends up being entirely self inflicted.
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scirreeve wrote: Fri Apr 23, 2021 5:21 pm He was in "solitary" because he refused a COVID test.
And here I thought being in jail revoked your permission to refuse things.
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LtDansLegs wrote: Fri Apr 23, 2021 6:29 pm
Pretty much anybody should be able to drive it off the lot, I'm sure Brand or at least ONE of the pootcloud must be road-legal. They care about the owner being present for liability and all but that's usually about it. I actually don't recall, in all the times I've picked up at a tow yard, ever being required to show a valid license other than if accompanied by the title or registration just to prove it was actually mine. YMMV but I've definitely reclaimed one with expired tags also, so I think the only thing holding Karl up is probably the time to get together the money to pay whatever ungodly amount they charged him to store that behemoth. :lol:
You have more experience than I do. I've never had a vehicle impounded, so I'm just relaying the requirements which Utah says are needed.
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What a bunch of hooey his statement was. He pled guilty to the original no license and registration stuff in Marinette then promptly voluntarily dropped his appeal. The open case (and bench warrant) is for his bail jumping and he was found guilty by a jury. The Ozaukee case is still open. It is more likely they decided he was not worth the cost of bringing him back involuntarily.

If you loved your ex-girlfriend and she was bipolar, you should have been helping her deal with it, not ignoring the issue. I suspect she is not and he is using that as an excuse when she finally had enough of his BS.

Karl, you have not taken care of one judge, one LEO, anywhere, ever. You are just a big lying sack.
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Azastan wrote: Fri Apr 23, 2021 8:45 pm
LtDansLegs wrote: Fri Apr 23, 2021 6:29 pm
Pretty much anybody should be able to drive it off the lot, I'm sure Brand or at least ONE of the pootcloud must be road-legal. They care about the owner being present for liability and all but that's usually about it. I actually don't recall, in all the times I've picked up at a tow yard, ever being required to show a valid license other than if accompanied by the title or registration just to prove it was actually mine. YMMV but I've definitely reclaimed one with expired tags also, so I think the only thing holding Karl up is probably the time to get together the money to pay whatever ungodly amount they charged him to store that behemoth. :lol:
You have more experience than I do. I've never had a vehicle impounded, so I'm just relaying the requirements which Utah says are needed.
I have helped do this before for a relative that got car impounded for DUI, DWS etc. Wasn't in Utah and that relative is a drunk like Karl. Went to impound lot with the relative and they had to show title, insurance etc. and pay impound charges and I could drive it off the lot - they couldn't cuz no DL. We got a trip permit instead of registering it and impound lot was cool with that. Car got repo'd when got it back to my house cuz reasons - they might have had a tip about where car was cuz that relative had no business being behind the wheel of a car.
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So are the weird typos and misspellings normal for a Karl post or is he drunk posting? I am well aware the two are not mutually exclusive in this case.
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Baidn wrote: Fri Apr 23, 2021 9:34 pm So are the weird typos and misspellings normal for a Karl post or is he drunk posting? I am well aware the two are not mutually exclusive in this case.
Karl usually spells stuff correctly - his capitalization is always crazy. Of course the words he types and the order they are in never make any sense. My guess is that he is typing on his phone - maybe his computer is still in the impounded OpVec. I have same problem with spelling/typos when typing on phone.
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orlylicious wrote: Fri Apr 23, 2021 9:55 am BREAKING:

Karl posts on his Telegram his side of the story. He's miffed at the Gassy Burro.

AMERICAN MILITIA FREEDOM FORCES, [22.04.21 11:42]
The girl I was seriously dating, who I was just about to marry, had/has an acute bipolar disability that results in not only refusing to listen to me, but becomes very verbally and physically violent. I had to run from her, at least 8 times over the last year, in order to not have to defend myself, even more than I had to, in numerous situations. A like occurrence happened the Sunday before last.

As you also know I execute the Laws of the Union, thus so I cannot, by my principles, unlawfully travel with a Vehicle Registration or Driver's License.

Shawna Cox sent me a video of the fact that jails force inmates to take a nasal test, for COVID19, shoving the damn thing all the way up your nose and into the blood/brain barrier. Under the microscope it is revealed that there are nanites, upon the tip thereof, for contact tracing that are implanted by your brain.

In order to take my Marinette WI case to the WI Appallet Court, so that I could achieve my designs to restore the Rule of Law and the Right To Travel for my beloved fellow Countrymen and myself, with better public knowledge and publicity, I plead with the Jury to find me guilty, so I could take it, on appeal, to the higher Court that I might restore their God endowed individual unalienable Rights for them, not knowing of the jail nasal violation of my 4th Amendment Right to be secure in my person. How in the hell could I be in the AMFF with satellites tracking the nanites they were to plant near or upon my brain? So I traveled out of WI and the Judicial bastard enemies and insurrectionists against The Constitution and Bill Of Rights issued a Bench Warrant for not attending my sentence Hearing. Also impacting my Ozaukee Cty case and then upcoming hearing, thus a Warrant from Ozaukee Cty as well.

Well my EX girlfriend called 911 while she was throwing all of my things off the bed of the Op-Vec as she recovered her things thereupon. Then she commenced attacking and assaulting me physically and throwing my veh

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AMERICAN MILITIA FREEDOM FORCES, [22.04.21 11:44]
Well my EX girlfriend called 911 while she was throwing all of my things off the bed of the Op-Vec as she recovered her things thereupon. Then she commenced attacking and assaulting me physically and throwing my vehicle doors open. I had to drive away, with rear door open to get away from her. She told the BLUEcoats that I attacked her. In the meantime she tried to break my passenger side window and kick in the door.

The Sheriff's Department did an investigation, using surveillance camera tapes and dropped her charges of assault on me.

But as I was traveling to Idaho, to support Ammond Bundy for the BLUEcoat and Judicial assaults and arrests upon him, the Utah State Troopers were waiting for me. They arrested me for extradition back to WI. And, issued me 2 TAXATION BY CITATION on operating w/o Vehicle Registration nor DL, in addition to Rachel's bogus assault charges.

After 8 days in solitary they dropped the assault charges of bearing false sinful witness by Rachel and WI utterly dropped everything; I believe because they knew, from my Court delivered motions, that I am going after all the Judges, DAs and BLUEcoat perps of Capital Felony TITLE 18 US Code Sections 241 and 242 Deprivation Of Rights Under Color Of Law, as well as TITLE 42 US Code 1983 (Civil Rights) in both their professional and private capacities.

Nevertheless, all charges from WI and Utah where utterly dropped after 8 days in Solitary confinement. All for nothing!
If I had a fake FB account I would post that on Rachel's page and see her reaction. I don't sadly.
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The Sheriff's Department did an investigation, using surveillance camera tapes and dropped her charges of assault on me.
Where exactly did this brouhaha take place that there were surveillance cameras?
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The Gassy Burro has a beauty/health tip for everybody:

Gee, gosh, Foggy and Scir were just asking for a recommendation on a Nanobot Replication Inhibitor, but be SURE not to bring the hamster in the tub, just the pellets! :P

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Only suggested for concerned,
Make sure to thoroughly wash/clean the tub afterwards with paper towels & zeolite,charcoal..
Also, Bathe/soak In alfalfa pellets for hamsters 1 cup to very hot water 1/2ml of detergent.
Use a black light to see.. what’s extracted from the body attract to the alfalfa pellets.
Shower with Dr. Bonner’s Peppermint soap afterwards.
Repeat the process as you see fit.


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