5/20/21 Flash Poll: How Long Will Drunk Capt. Karl and the Imaginary AMFF Camp Out at the Utah State Capitol?

[Luke]

Drunken SovCit criminal and abusive spouse/boyfriend Karl Koenigs, ignoring that the Utah Legislature only meets once a year and for 15 days (which ended March 6 other than an "Extraordinary Session" yesterday 5/19/21 just for the day), emphatically states:

Capt. Karl of The AMERICAN MILITIA FREEDOM FORCES of The Second Amendment LAW, who Operate UNDER ARTICLE I Section 8 clause 15 of The Constitution emphatically states that his valiant Constitutional Warriors of States Rights, State SOVEREIGNTY and Tenth Amendment LAW and ORDER will stay camping surrounding the State Capitol until HELL FREEZES OVER, The Second Coming, OR the Legislators and Governor sponsor and pass an exact facsimile of The Kentucky and Virginia Resolutions augmented with AN ARREST PROVISION.

So the question is since he emphatically states it, how long is he really going to spin his wheels and accomplish nothing at the Utah State Capitol? It's such a deep, complex question two answers are allowed. If Brand, DOL or the Gassy Burro vote, their votes count for five. If Karl himself votes, his vote counts for negative five.

And yes, he didn't even show up and he's lying on Telegram is an option. You can change your vote too also.

Truly one of the most important questions of our time. The world is waiting for The Fogbow's learned estimation.

[scirreeve]

I voted that he isn't there. I believe he may be in SLC but if he is he is ranting and raving in some dive bar and not camping out at the Capitol.

[Luke]

Lovin' the 1 vote for "The Legislators and Governor sponsor and pass an exact facsimile of The Kentucky and Virginia Resolutions augmented with AN ARREST PROVISION" You might win the whole chicken dinner, whoever you are!

[Baidn]

Lovin' the 1 vote for "The Legislators and Governor sponsor and pass an exact facsimile of The Kentucky and Virginia Resolutions augmented with AN ARREST PROVISION" You might win the whole chicken dinner, whoever you are!

My bet was the Craptain himself or one of his few fans. I voted he won't show at all or until arrested again which I imagine still means less than a day. Truly a modern revolutionary

[bill_g]

I voted that he isn't there. I believe he may be in SLC but if he is he is ranting and raving in some dive bar and not camping out at the Capitol.

There's a dive bar in Salt Lake?!?

[TheNewSaint]

Wasn't this supposed to start Tuesday the 18th? Shouldn't he be there already? Wouldn't it be a news story by now, even if it was just one lone idiot camping out at the state house making demands?

[Azastan]

I voted that he isn't there. I believe he may be in SLC but if he is he is ranting and raving in some dive bar and not camping out at the Capitol.

There's a dive bar in Salt Lake?!?

It serves coffee.

[bill_g]

I voted that he isn't there. I believe he may be in SLC but if he is he is ranting and raving in some dive bar and not camping out at the Capitol.

There's a dive bar in Salt Lake?!?

It serves coffee.

Ah, coffee - Mormon Meth. Watch out for their biker gang - the Galloping Missionaries.

[Baidn]

There's a dive bar in Salt Lake?!?

It serves coffee.

Ah, coffee - Mormon Meth. Watch out for their biker gang - the Galloping Missionaries.

It's also have to be decaf only for mormons, pretty sure that may be factoring in to overstimulated alcoholics decision to abandon the quest. After 20 minutes of looking for a watering hole he'd be convinced he'd accidentally stumbled into hell

[Tiredretiredlawyer]

I want to vote for The Second Coming, but need clarification. Does this mean King Arthur, Jesus of Nazareth (not of LA), or the Orange Foolius?

[TheNewSaint]

From what I've heard, the drinks you get in Utah have trivial amounts of alcohol in them. It's possible Karl went to a bar the night before the protest, and he's still not buzzed yet.

(ETA: wording)

[northland10]

I want to vote for The Second Coming, but need clarification. Does this mean King Arthur, Jesus of Nazareth (not of LA), or the Orange Foolius?

Yes... It also includes the rerun of the flying spaghetti monster after being taken up bodily to pasta and sitting at the right hand of the Femina Fettuccini Demiurge.

[Tiredretiredlawyer]

My bad!!! I completely ignored the FSM!

[djpalmer71]

I thought that Utah was a (mostly) "dry" state. Why would Karl want to go there at all?

[Luke]

One of the few that doesn't have a warrant out for his arrest?

Nothing on Telegram still. Where are the photos and videos? These guys are not shy about posting humiliating content.

[Frater I*I]

My bad!!! I completely ignored the FSM!

For your penance you will say 5 Hail Strippers, 4 Our Beer Volcanos, and one Apostle's Colander...

Ramen.

I'll come in again...

[Tiredretiredlawyer]

Bless me, adopted grandson, for my sins. I will complete my penance.

[Luke]

OK, so this Flash Poll began 5/20. Since then, #FatRambo needed to take two weeks off to allegedly fix the Op-Vec but once he was back, man he was never leaving! Yet, since 6/14 he hasn't posted on Telegram about it, and we still haven't seen a single photo of the giant rally.

As we know, if Karl's says he's going to do something, you can take it to the bank. Why is he being so shy about sharing photos of this momentous event? How will they name schools after him and erect statues if he's so modest?

On Telegram, he has no story on there by somebody named Mary -- maybe Karl is celebrating Pride Month?

AMERICAN MILITIA FREEDOM FORCES, [14.06.21 11:48]
Wow, Mary; that is a hell of a story, of how Satan is using Government Insurrection, against "the supreme Law of the land" to eviscerate good and Righteousness.

So many Government Insurrections, so little time before US DOLLAR collapse and then the vast majority of Conservatives will beg for The Global Reset, because they don't have any money that will buy or pay for anything.

All we need to do to stop the collapse and The Global Reset is surround the Utah State Capitol with Mothers, Fathers, Sons, Daughters and infants and never leave until they pass an exact facsimile of the Kentucky and Virginia Resolutions augmented with AN ARREST PROVISION, so that UT can State Nullify and ARREST FEDcoats who refuse to cease violating Tenth Amendment LAW and ORDER, properly and Constitutionally State Nullified.

Need some reassurance here, nobody here thinks he stopped surrounding the Utah State Capitol, do they? It would be heartbreaking.

[Uninformed]

Karl definitely never stopped surrounding the Capitol!