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Bruce is running out of stuff to complain about. He didn't realize that it's bad career move to predict the end of life as we know it, when things are starting to improve.

Consequently, he's turned into an unbalanced conspiracy theorist with a hard on for 45.

Lord knows there is enough really wrong in the world without having to make up crazy stuff.

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orlylicious wrote: Mon Jun 07, 2021 11:38 am Gosh, The Spork is really wired in (unless he ripped this story off without attribution)
Sporky wrote: Now, due to the rapid emergence of evidence showing Fauci conspired with the CCP
https://www.google.com/search?q=%22Now% ... e&ie=UTF-8

Just Google one specific phrase from an article, and you'll see how much it's repeated on the Internet. It's like checking term papers for plagiarism.
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TheNewSaint wrote: Thu Jun 10, 2021 9:07 am
orlylicious wrote: Mon Jun 07, 2021 11:38 am Gosh, The Spork is really wired in (unless he ripped this story off without attribution)
Sporky wrote: Now, due to the rapid emergence of evidence showing Fauci conspired with the CCP
https://www.google.com/search?q=%22Now% ... e&ie=UTF-8

Just Google one specific phrase from an article, and you'll see how much it's repeated on the Internet. It's like checking term papers for plagiarism.
Oooooof that is depressing, it's like having a bird's eye view of the RWNJ echo chambers
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:crying: How can someone both infuriate and evoke pity yet make one laugh for their state of mental unbalance? Sporky brings out a trio of such emotions. Gawd help ya Spork! :popcorn:
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Talks2Eagles2 wrote: Thu Jun 10, 2021 6:59 pm :crying: How can someone both infuriate and evoke pity yet make one laugh for their state of mental unbalance? Sporky brings out a trio of such emotions. Gawd help ya Spork! :popcorn:
Totally get that and as a sufferer of mental illness, I'm all about destigmatizing it. But Sporky... I mean, he's clearly mentally ill, but he blew past pity (for me at least) quite some time ago. He's a bad dude. Just bad. I strongly suspect he'd still be a massive asshole if he was treated and medicated, just less of a crazy one. My 2¢.
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I agree, if Sporky got the help he clearly needs I imagine the best case scenario would be he manages to keep an extremely low wage entry level job and becomes a more coherent Qanon disciple who post hateful shit on Facebook. Worst case scenario would be he learns to use a firearm without maiming or killing himself and actually follows through on hurting someone. Sick or well he's a small angry little man and there's very little that can be done about someone like that.
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Sporky will never legally own a gun, because you're not allowed to have guns in homeless shelters
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thearmbarkid wrote: Fri Jun 11, 2021 6:40 pm Sporky will never legally own a gun, because you're not allowed to have guns in homeless shelters
If a licensed firearm dealer ran a background check on Bruce he'd never pass.

A child he and the missus had informally adopted was removed from his home because he was selling drugs and was indifferent to the child's welfare. Bruce was convicted of threatening social workers assigned to the case and was later convicted of stalking the mayor of Sioux Falls, South Dakota.

He can't legally own a firearm.

Since selling a gun to someone who can't legally own one is a crime anyone selling a gun via a private sale to Bruce would be committing a crime. Bruce is well known in Frankfort as a kook and gives off a toothless, crazy arse vibe so it's unlikely any good ole boy is going to do a private sale with him.

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The Spork is in a boring phase, he's just reposting Bongino & other idiots with general ranting. This reply to The Spork has some juice though :lol:

Spork: UNBELIEVABLE....AZ audit is almost finished...but now they're saying no results til "later this summer"...are you SERIOUS??

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Bruce now fancies himself a threat. From his Facebook page:
Christopher Thelivingman Okay, who's going to be the first idiot to turn me in for being a radical domestic terrorist?
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arayder wrote: Wed Jun 16, 2021 1:43 pm Bruce now fancies himself a threat. From his Facebook page:
Christopher Thelivingman Okay, who's going to be the first idiot to turn me in for being a radical domestic terrorist?
Sporky couldn't get it together to... Well, to do much of anything. He's a 🥔, and not even a radical one. Just a sad little 🥔 that has been left in the dark too long.
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Spork: UNBELIEVABLE....AZ audit is almost finished...but now they're saying no results til "later this summer"...are you SERIOUS??
How dare somebody delay the deliverables that Spork wants. Sporky would never.
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arayder wrote: Wed Jun 16, 2021 1:43 pm Bruce now fancies himself a threat. From his Facebook page:
Christopher Thelivingman Okay, who's going to be the first idiot to turn me in for being a radical domestic terrorist?
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"Please?" Seems to have been left off, you know it would make his decade for the govt to say he was a threat in some way. It'd be as close to relevance as he's ever come.
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northland10 wrote: Wed Jun 16, 2021 2:43 pm
Spork: UNBELIEVABLE....AZ audit is almost finished...but now they're saying no results til "later this summer"...are you SERIOUS??
How dare somebody delay the deliverables that Spork wants. Sporky would never.
Yeah. Why the delay? The final report was written months ago, before they started the sham "audit".

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Sporky has questions. The answer is simple - he posted nonsense. Don't tell Sporky.
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The UN, like the Pope, doesn't have any tanks. Stalin knew about the Pope, and arranged the UN.
"Fuck the pope," Stalin mumbled. "How many tanks does he have?"
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Gregg wrote: Tue Jun 22, 2021 4:49 am The UN, like the Pope, doesn't have any tanks. Stalin knew about the Pope, and arranged the UN.
"Fuck the pope," Stalin mumbled. "How many tanks does he have?"
While it is true that the UN has no tanks, or military force of any kind, I believe that, when vehicles from member nations are assigned to UN peacekeeping forces, they are marked as such. The personnel, I believe, wear blue helmets, rather than their own country's standard-issue helmets. The vehicles remain the property of the member nation and the personnel remain members of that country's armed forces.

The morons probably saw pictures of tanks so marked and assumed that the UN was amassing its own army to take over the world.
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noblepa wrote: Tue Jun 22, 2021 11:08 am
Gregg wrote: Tue Jun 22, 2021 4:49 am The UN, like the Pope, doesn't have any tanks. Stalin knew about the Pope, and arranged the UN.
"Fuck the pope," Stalin mumbled. "How many tanks does he have?"
While it is true that the UN has no tanks, or military force of any kind, I believe that, when vehicles from member nations are assigned to UN peacekeeping forces, they are marked as such. The personnel, I believe, wear blue helmets, rather than their own country's standard-issue helmets. The vehicles remain the property of the member nation and the personnel remain members of that country's armed forces.

The morons probably saw pictures of tanks so marked and assumed that the UN was amassing its own army to take over the world.
They have Humvees, but no tanks. When you're supposed to be "Peace Keepers" tanks just ruin the vibe. If they need to be unpeaceful to keep the peace, they use aircraft. Much harder to get a photo of an F-117 with refugees in the frame.
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Gregg, you might need to take the 699th on a mission...

Since June 21, 5:24pm, when The Spork posted this message, there's been no further posting. Foggy's been texting every few hours, plaintively asking, "Any word from The Spork?" Kills me to keep having to tell him, not yet. The Spork has so many open project action items, nobody has follow-thru like The Spork.
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Okay here's a good one guys. Facebook posts in my inbox that four of my comments go against Community standards on a post I placed on June 2nd of this year.
Also going against Community standards is the post that I commented on. At the end of the notice it states that only I can see my comments and my post. Except that I can't see any post and they won't tell me where these comments are.
Let's assume that only I can see the post or its comments... On that day, June 2nd, there were only two posts that I made. One was Anthony Fauci doing the Freemason signs. I only commented on that post one time. So that rules that one out.
The other post I shared from someone else that had pictures of U.N. tanks in it. I didn't comment on it at all. I merely posted the pictures with a little introductory blurb. Not once did I comment on that post so it can't be that post: but those are the only two posts I made,so where are my four comments that went against the community standards?
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orlylicious wrote: Sat Jun 26, 2021 12:53 amThe Spork is like a box of chocolates that way.
Soft centered & full of nuts?
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I combed the Frankfort State-Journal police blotter and didn't see any reports of a toothless 60 year-old wandering around town shouting, "The covid -19 vaccine is people! You've got to believe me. . .the vaccines are peeeeople!"
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DAY 12 of NO SPORK on Facebook.

Incredibly, none of his 4,957 friends on Facebook have said a word about The Spork's absence. Other than Foggy's increasingly frantic text messages, it's like nobody cares if The Spork is in a ditch somewhere.

His blog is such a mess can't tell if there's anything new there, doesn't look like it. https://themightyswordamericasdeadlysins.blogspot.com/

In his memory, rewatched the wonderful news story Jun 13, 2019 about The Spork from KETO South Dakota: "Stalking suspect swears at judge"
Stalking suspect swears at judge
by: Don Jorgensen Posted: Jun 13, 2019 / 03:10 AM CDT / Updated: Jun 13, 2019 / 03:10 AM CDT

It was a bizarre day in a Minnehaha County courtroom as the man accused of stalking Sioux Falls mayor Paul TenHaken was back in court. Only this time to face even more serious charges. 58-year-old Christopher Bruce made his first court appearance Wednesday on those new charges and rarely stopped talking throughout the proceedings. Prosecutors changed their misdemeanor stalking charge to a felony after learning of Christopher Bruce’s prior harassment and stalking conviction out of Iowa in 2016, and that’s not all.

According to newly filed court papers, Bruce is accused of making statements about having the prosecutor killed to get rid of him, about leaving the country and about the judge going down. “By South Dakota law you can enhance a stalking to a class six felony if you have a previous conviction because that qualified him for a class six felony, so that’s what he’s now charged with, we dismissed the prior misdemeanor allegation,” Minnehaha County State’s Attorney Aaron McGowan said.

At first Bruce refused to come over for his initial appearance on the felony charge, but when he did, he put on a show. He was very disruptive throughout the proceedings talking over the judge and prosecutor numerous times several times he even swore, at one point he told the judge f*** you.
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The judge set Bruce’s bond at $50,000 cash only, which Bruce questioned outloud, saying he didn’t have the previous $25,000 cash bond that was set last Friday, so why raise it.
There's video at https://www.keloland.com/news/local-new ... 072410533/

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I liked the "dead in a ditch" Is there a reason we can't have that? :smoking:
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Yeah, I fear a health problem is possible. Bruce looks like a guy who failed his middle school health class.

The irony of him in a hospital at the expense of the tax payer is too much for me to contemplate.

Then again his last Facebook post was about ranting at Facebook. . .so may be playing at Parlor.
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