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My hunch is he will be out before the end of the week and maybe as early as today. It likely depends on whether Iowa will want to bring him back on a bench warrant and I seriously doubt it.
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Arthurwankspittle wrote: Tue Jul 06, 2021 4:48 am
Patagoniagirl wrote: Mon Jul 05, 2021 3:03 pm I dont get the "no bond" on loitering.
It seems almost Kafka-esque doesn't it? No point setting a bond because he hasn't got any money, so he can't even raise a zero bond. Alternatively, he would spend all his money, zero, on paying the bond, so he wouldn't have any money and would only go back to loitering.
Wait 'til we get on to mopery.
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He did have a village, but he threatened to put the chief in jail. :oopsy:
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Foggy wrote: Tue Jul 06, 2021 10:02 am He did have a village, but he threatened to put the chief in jail. :oopsy:
Bruce's stay in Frankfort seemed to be marked by the authorities tolerating him and he, in return, not acting out too much.

But, he's been in Huntsville for a few days and he's in trouble already.

The ratio of tolerant town to crazy person doesn't seem to be working out this time.

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Sporky STILL in jail but now he has a case number. There wasn't one listed over the weekend.
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scirreeve wrote: Tue Jul 06, 2021 11:27 am Sporky STILL in jail but now he has a case number. There wasn't one listed over the weekend.
The lawyers here know better than me. But my understanding is that If that's a police case number, which I think it is, it means the cops are gathering and organizing information in a "file" with that number.

My understanding is that if it's a number assigned by the courts it indicates something more serious.

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They could be waiting on lab results for drug analysis...
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Sporky released at 1:54 pm local time.
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northland10 wrote: Tue Jul 06, 2021 9:37 am My hunch is he will be out before the end of the week and maybe as early as today.
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Okay, that prediction was about as easy as saying the sun will come up in the morning but I's takes whats I's gets.
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Thanks, Scir. Indeed, THE SPORK IS LOOSE!

An admirable four days in the pokey over the Independence Day holiday weekend. Incarcerated during Independence day was a lovely touch by The Spork, The Spork deserves some FogbowPoints™ for that. Nothing sill on Mrs. Sporky's page nor on The Spork's page claiming VICTORY over The Man (or even that he's moved to Huntsville). Maybe he was just visiting and Arayder and Gregg can stop crying over The Spork leaving Kentucky. There's always hope, guys!

Hey Foggy, how about that Fogbow Hero of Socialist Labor medal for Scir? Fogbow 2.0 doesn't have FRP's too also.

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I see Bruce has a court case number.

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It is only a violation so it would probably be no more than a $200 fine, possibly less.
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The Spork may be sprung, but just saw a huge order of 25oz (value size) Pup-peroni (Prime Rib flavor, the 699th demands the best) being shipped by Amazon to Huntsville, Alabama.


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There have been some alarming photos and videos posted from Huntsville. As the judge said to the titular Mama June in Alabama, "Watch your Ps and Qs, Spork." You have been warned.


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Still just a terse "No Comment" from the 699th and the Imperial Illuminati Air Force.
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Well done Kelli who I assume is a member here. Sporky has some nonsense from June 21 on his FB page about FB saying his posts and comments can only be seen by him (and yet I can see them). Might have got a timeout. Don't care.
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orlylicious wrote: Tue Jul 06, 2021 11:26 pm The Spork may be sprung, but just saw a huge order of 25oz (value size) Pup-peroni (Prime Rib flavor, the 699th demands the best) being shipped by Amazon to Huntsville, Alabama.



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There have been some alarming photos and videos posted from Huntsville. As the judge said to the titular Mama June in Alabama, "Watch your Ps and Qs, Spork." You have been warned.



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Still just a terse "No Comment" from the 699th and the Imperial Illuminati Air Force.

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northland10 wrote: Tue Jul 06, 2021 9:14 pm It is only a violation so it would probably be no more than a $200 fine, possibly less.
So enough to bankrupt him, then.
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TheNewSaint wrote: Thu Jul 08, 2021 8:09 pm
northland10 wrote: Tue Jul 06, 2021 9:14 pm It is only a violation so it would probably be no more than a $200 fine, possibly less.
So enough to bankrupt him make him a vagrant again, then.
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:( Still no posting from The Spork since 6/21, must have been a 30 day time out. That would mean three more days. Nobody has commented on his Facebook page, even about that post about The Spork's arrest and jailing. Other than Foggy still texting me constantly from the beach, even nobody here has posted in this topic since July 9. The Spork is going to be crushed, it's like nobody cares unless he's being arrested and jailed. Or even to see if he's in a ditch somewhere.

As much as Realist would like it, can't imagine The Spork is back on his America Tour. He may not even be able to leave Alabama, which, as every Fogbowzer remembers, happened to the titular Mama June (yes, that was Alabama too).

That leaves one other possibility: The Spork got a jump on the eco-pod and is eating insects.

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I thought Bruce's bathroom video from several weeks ago revealed a lot of dysfunctionality.

I consider the possibility that the adults in his life, and maybe those in town, have finally gathered him up and done what needs to be done to get him a ticket on the train out of Crazytown.

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Still no posting from The Spork since 6/21, must have been a 30 day time out. That would mean three more days. Nobody has commented on his Facebook page, even about that post about The Spork's arrest and jailing. Other than Foggy still texting me constantly from the beach, even nobody here has posted in this topic since July 9. The Spork is going to be crushed, it's like nobody cares unless he's being arrested and jailed. Or even to see if he's in a ditch somewhere.
I am in favor of the ditch option.

Does that cost extra? *looks in wallet* How much we talking about here?
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Gregg, heard that vicious killer Lt. Root Beer would take care of it for a dozen donuts and a bag of Pup-peroni. No?
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orlylicious wrote: Sun Jul 18, 2021 10:12 pm ... a dozen donuts and a bag of Pup-peroni. No?
Don't Mama June our Root Beer. :fingerwag:
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Foggy wrote: Mon Jul 19, 2021 7:57 am
orlylicious wrote: Sun Jul 18, 2021 10:12 pm ... a dozen donuts and a bag of Pup-peroni. No?
Don't Mama June our Root Beer. :fingerwag:
They would be feeding Root Beer sketti then! ;)
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:nooo:
Out from under. :thumbsup:
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