He has said he is leaving Facebook before and he never follows through so I have some doubts (not unpossible though).
He could be having cash flow issues and/or technical issues. Not showing on Vinelink for Kentucky or Iowa.
He has said he is leaving Facebook before and he never follows through so I have some doubts (not unpossible though).
He was arrested for violating state statute 13A-11-9(A)(1). I looked it up and they are saying Sporky was begging.arayder wrote: ↑Sat Jul 03, 2021 1:40 pm He's got some court no-shows back in Iowa, I think.
Any ideas on how those might play out?
I checked the loitering codes of few Alabama cities (couldn't find Huntsville or Madison Co.) and many have language that requires the cops to allow the person to explain why he's hanging around. Wonder how that would have gone with Bruce?
I looked at Mrs. Sporky's page and noticed that she now says she lives in Huntsville. I had no idea they had moved there. Then I checked local jail records and found Sporky.TheNewSaint wrote: ↑Sat Jul 03, 2021 3:51 pmHow did you even find that? Sporko wasn't known to be in Alabama or even headed that way. As far as I know.
Well, done. I am glad to have him out of Kentucky, but feel sorry for 'bama.scirreeve wrote: ↑Sat Jul 03, 2021 3:54 pmI looked at Mrs. Sporky's page and noticed that she now says she lives in Huntsville. I had no idea they had moved there. Then I checked local jail records and found Sporky.TheNewSaint wrote: ↑Sat Jul 03, 2021 3:51 pmHow did you even find that? Sporko wasn't known to be in Alabama or even headed that way. As far as I know.
Iowa isn't going to extradite him, Iowa barely transports on even county-to-county warrant business anymore, unless the charges are felonies. Chris just has a failure to appear on a NCO violation hearing. I'd be shocked if Boone/Story/whichever county pays to have him brought back.arayder wrote: ↑Sat Jul 03, 2021 1:40 pm He's got some court no-shows back in Iowa, I think.
Any ideas on how those might play out?
I checked the loitering codes of few Alabama cities (couldn't find Huntsville or Madison Co.) and many have language that requires the cops to allow the person to explain why he's hanging around. Wonder how that would have gone with Bruce?
Awesome detective work, by the way...
http://smartweb.madisoncountysheriffal. ... /Jail.aspxBRUCE, CHRISTOPHER WILLIAM (W/ MALE / DOB: 12/18/1960 )
Status: In Jail Visitation Status: Allowed
Booking No: MCSO21JBN008307 MniNo: MCSO21MNI015274
Booking Date: 07/02/2021 02:41 PM
Age On Booking Date: 60
Bond Amount: $0.00
CELL Assigned:
Facility: MCDC , Dorm: A , Pod: A , Cell No: 007 Visitation Schedule
CHARGES
STATUTE COURT CASE NUMBER CHARGE DEGREE LEVEL BOND
[+] 13A-11-9(A)(1) LOITERING V $0.00
https://www.tidwellduiattorney.com/blog ... ing-laws-/Potential Penalties for The Spork:
Under Alabama law, loitering is punishable by a fine of $200 and/or up to 30 days in jail.
https://codes.findlaw.com/al/title-13a- ... -11-9.htmlAlabama Code Title 13A. Criminal Code § 13A-11-9
Current as of January 01, 2019 | Updated by FindLaw Staff
(a) A person commits the crime of loitering if he:
(1) Loiters, remains or wanders about in a public place for the purpose of begging; or
(2) Loiters or remains in a public place for the purpose of gambling; or
(3) Loiters or remains in a public place for the purpose of engaging or soliciting another person to engage in prostitution or deviate sexual intercourse; or
(4) Being masked, loiters, remains or congregates in a public place; or
(5) Loiters or remains in or about a school, college or university building or grounds after having been told to leave by any authorized official of such school, college or university, and not having any reason or relationship involving custody of or responsibility for a pupil or any other specific, legitimate reason for being there, and not having written permission from a school, college or university administrator; or
(6) Loiters or remains in any transportation facility, unless specifically authorized to do so, for the purpose of soliciting or engaging in any business, trade or commercial transactions involving the sale of merchandise or services; or
(7) Loiters or remains in any place with one or more persons for purpose of unlawfully using or possessing a dangerous drug.
(b) A person does not commit a crime under subdivision (a)(4) of this section if he is going to or from or staying at a masquerade party, or is participating in a public parade or presentation of an educational, religious, or historical character or in an event as defined in subdivision (1) of Section 13A-11-140 .
(c) “Deviate sexual intercourse” in subdivision (a)(3) of this section is defined as in subdivision (2) of Section 13A-6-60 .
(d) “Dangerous drug” in subdivision (a)(7) of this section means any narcotic, drug or controlled substance as defined in Chapter 2 of Title 20 of this Code and any schedule incorporated therein.
(e) Loitering is a violation.
https://casetext.com/statute/code-of-al ... 20gambling.Ala. Code § 13A-11-9
Current with legislation from the 2021 Regular Session effective as of July 26, 2021.
Section 13A-11-9 - Loitering
(a) A person commits the crime of loitering if he or she does any of the following:
(1) Loiters, remains, or wanders about in a public place for the purpose of begging.
(2) Loiters or remains in a public place for the purpose of gambling.
(3) Loiters or remains in a public place for the purpose of engaging or soliciting another person to engage in prostitution or sodomy.
(4) Being masked, loiters, remains, or congregates in a public place.
(5) Loiters or remains in or about a school, college, or university building or grounds after having been told to leave by any authorized official of the school, college, or university, not having any reason or relationship involving custody of or responsibility for a pupil or any other specific, legitimate reason for being there, and not having written permission from a school, college or university administrator.
(6) Loiters or remains in any transportation facility, unless specifically authorized to do so, for the purpose of soliciting or engaging in any business, trade, or commercial transactions involving the sale of merchandise or services.
(7) Loiters or remains in any place with one or more persons for the purpose of unlawfully using or possessing a dangerous drug.
(b) A person does not commit a crime under subdivision (a)(4) if he or she is going to or from or staying at a masquerade party, or is participating in a public parade or presentation of an educational, religious, or historical character or in an event as defined in Section 13A-11-140.
(c) Sodomy in subdivision (a)(3) is defined as in Section 13A-6-60.
(d) Dangerous drug in subdivision (a)(7) means any narcotic, drug, or controlled substance as defined in Chapter 2 of Title 20 and any schedule incorporated therein.
(e) Loitering is a violation.
Ala. Code § 13A-11-9 (1975)
Amended by Act 2019-465,§ 1, eff. 9/1/2019.
Acts 1977, No. 607, p. 812, §5540.
Yeah.. he does that with mugshots. At least time he coordinated his hair color with the prison outfit.
I've read a number of books where they say, "He smiled, but the smile didn't reach his eyes," or some variation thereof. That's what I thought when I saw that booking photo (and excellent work, Scirreeve). He's trying hard to put on a brave face, but he obviously knows how much of a loser he is. It's hard to imagine being Mrs. Sporky, and never really knowing when or where your husband will be in jail from day to day. Yowza.
Ol' Wifehorn isn't gonna allow me to travel, but she says I can march around the house with a big sign that says "FREE THE SPORK" and start camping out in the front yard for the rest of my life, until HELL FREEZES OVER, The Second Coming, OR our Utah State Legislators and Governor save us, indeed all America and humanity from the collapse of the Dollar and THE GLOBAL RESET by sponsoring and passing an exact facsimile of the Kentucky and Virginia Resolutions augmented with AN ARREST PROVISION and ...Foggy - you should know that Sporky is only allowed visitors on Wednesdays. I hope that doesn't mess with your travel plans.