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Post by L00Kit » Fri Feb 27, 2015 5:18 pm

Great thread. Current perspective from those who've followed the birfenomenon from the beginning is quite the delight. I hadn't heard of Berg so did some Googles. After Obama released his certificate of birfage in 2011, Berg changed his position to 'I don't really care about the birftificate because reasons!' Did I hear some of Sheriff Papaya's Cold Case Posse or hangers-on say the very same in the last year; that they really don't care about the birftificate because neener-neener-nyaaaah?



Seems the birfer script goes a little sumpin' like this:

BIRFERS: Whar birftificate? Whar??

OBAMA: Here ya go.

BIRFERS: Faaaaaaake!!

OBAMA: lolwut?

BIRFERS: Besides, we don't really care about the birftificate cuz hey we gotta focus on Hitlerbama McMuslimpants rounding up all us True Christians® into gay-marriage FEMA mosques ZOMG!!



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Post by everalm » Sat Feb 28, 2015 8:34 am





He's English of course he's evil. Jaguar has been running a series of advertisements around that concept.







Evil is such a terribly judgmental word, I prefer 'focused on personal, targeted innovation in the area of moral ambiguity"



The fact that



1. I do actually wear tailored wool worsted pinstripe suits, Egyptian cotton french cuff shirts with removable collar stays and cufflinks and hand lasted Church's black leather brogues



2. I did go to an English boarding school and am a 3rd generation expat brat



3. One was a commissioned officer in Her Majesty's armed forces



4. Usually has to replace his passport every 5 years as it is full of stamps



etc.etc.



May make me a touch of a caricature but does not prove my inherent evilness, then again in Birfoon world when is proof ever required..?

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Post by Dr. Kenneth Noisewater » Sat Feb 28, 2015 7:20 pm





Jim Garrow, Missing Canuckistani CIA Birfer





He's popped up a few times on Mike Volin's show in the last year. He was on Boyles as well I think.

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Post by Dr. Kenneth Noisewater » Sat Feb 28, 2015 7:23 pm











Snip

Where did Leonard Daneman go to?? ("Paralegalnm")

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Oh, he's still around and still birfing occasionally.



https://www.facebook.com/paraleaglenm







He used to show up at amazon until his butt got kicked a few times.

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Post by Slartibartfast » Sat Feb 28, 2015 11:21 pm

Dr. Ken,



He deserves a trial before we declare him to be evil. Let's look at the ebidence:













He's English of course he's evil. Jaguar has been running a series of advertisements around that concept.







Evil is such a terribly judgmental word, I prefer 'focused on personal, targeted innovation in the area of moral ambiguity"



The fact that



1. I do actually wear tailored wool worsted pinstripe suits, Egyptian cotton french cuff shirts with removable collar stays and cufflinks and hand lasted Church's black leather brogues



2. I did go to an English boarding school and am a 3rd generation expat brat



3. One was a commissioned officer in Her Majesty's armed forces



4. Usually has to replace his passport every 5 years as it is full of stamps



etc.etc.



May make me a touch of a caricature but does not prove my inherent evilness, then again in Birfoon world when is proof ever required..?









1. Well, I don't know how something gets "worsted", but it certainly doesn't sound very nice to me. Too also, we all know that the Muslim Brotherhood is active in Egypt, so your use of their cotton in your shirts is suspicious, to say the least.



2. As if having something like that on your resume doesn't scream "I'd like to be a part of your plans for world domination".



3. "Her Majesty" sounds like it has something to do with royalty and, as any birther can tell you, royalty is un-Murican and anything un-Murican is clearly evil.



4. Do you have a stamp for Kenya? If so, have you ever considered trading it to he, Lucas Smith for a slightly used kidney to keep in the same box that you claim contains the heart of a 12-year old child? Isn't conning someone out of a kidney, even if they are a despicable grifter and forger themselves a pretty mean thing to do?



5. Is right out.



b. Can someone call Orly and ask her how to stop numbering things?



XLVIIIII (see, they don't need to use "50" for next year's Super Bowl). Help! Slarti is holding me prisoner and forcing me to enumerate.



infinity minus 1. With this many reasons, how could Everalm be anything else?



Now you can declare him evil, Dr. Ken.



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Post by Orlylicious » Tue Mar 03, 2015 10:31 pm

I've been searching for days... What's the deal with Ed Hale's dog Lucky? Poor Ed.







Our expert on Ed Hale is neonzx, who has a lot of recordings of his old shows.Ed is one of the more interesting and colorful birthers, actually. I used to call him the Emotional Roller Coaster of Birtherism, back in his heyday. A couple of times he literally burst into tears on the radio show, as he announced that "This time we got him fer sure!" ... meaning they finally had the goods on that Usurperin' Mofo and he was gonna be frogmarched in matching bracelets and stuff. He was crying, he was so darn happy. Another time he was in the Politijab chat room, not knowing that the chat room can be transcribed, when he admitted that 90% of the birthers were only motivated by racism (the other 10% are grifters like him). He often had dozens and dozens of birthers in his chat room during his shows, and he also ran a forum for a long time. He called in to R.C. Radio on at least one occasion. He was one of the rare birthers who really didn't mind having a conversation with an Obot, and neonzx (aka Jim Johnson and also aka a White House attorney) was one of his favorites.I was baned (Ed doesn't spell too well and 'baned' was one of his more common misspellings that we adopted here, along with 'brunt toast' and 'denined') about 10 times from his radio show, his chat room and/or his forum. But all I had to do was call him up, talk to him for two minutes, and ask to be allowed back in, and I was always allowed back in. He immortalized me with his claim that "That Foogie can't get anythign striagth." Yes, I spelled every word of that line exactly as Ed spelled it. I can get a few thigns striagth, after all. :D We killed his dog Lucky somehow, though. I don't remember the details on that one, but I remember he insisted we killed his dog Lucky. ?(



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Post by Orlylicious » Wed Mar 04, 2015 1:29 am

A Gerbil recounts a story from the TexasDarling site... Before my time but do you all know who it is?





nobo4me 92p · 3 hours agoBack in 2008, the last leg of the World Tour was at 10 Downing Street. It was a private meeting but the press was on hand for the arrival and departure. The Candidate strutted his way in waving to the crowds and was there for about 2 hours. Upon departure, he was on the doorstep alone (no escort or PM) and the report was he shaken and drained. It was reported that during his visit he was shown proof that he was a British subject via his Kenyan father. Something to the effect that there were archives on hand concerning his so called father. He could hardly walk and was rushed into his limo without making a splash. (We discussed this on a site called Texas Darling at the time.) Later, when he was inaugurated he sent the Churchill bust back (or put it somewhere ?). When he and his wife went to meet the Queen they broke protocol handling her and giving her some Ipod and tapes of his speeches, etc.

I was asking this board does anyone remember how the World Tour fizzled after the meeting in Great Britain. There were a few news reports as well as photographs of him literally beside himself for a couple of days. He came home and went to Hawaii for vacation and the story died down.



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Post by GreatGrey » Wed Mar 04, 2015 1:42 am

I've been searching for days... What's the deal with Ed Hale's dog Lucky? Poor Ed.



Ed never had the money he claimed to have.

His dog got sick, he delayed taking it to the vet. Actually I don't remember him even taking it to the vet, he just let it suffer until it passed on. When Lucky died he blamed obots. It was because we had interfered with his grift, or so he claimed.

Birthers are never responsible for their own troubles. I still see that daily in the ones I still watch.
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Post by Estiveo » Wed Mar 04, 2015 1:52 am

Similar to Meroni's kitty killing ways; birthers are hard on pets. (and dipsticks)
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A Gerbil recounts a story from the TexasDarling site... Before my time but do you all know who it is?





nobo4me 92p · 3 hours agoBack in 2008, the last leg of the World Tour was at 10 Downing Street. It was a private meeting but the press was on hand for the arrival and departure. The Candidate strutted his way in waving to the crowds and was there for about 2 hours. Upon departure, he was on the doorstep alone (no escort or PM) and the report was he shaken and drained. It was reported that during his visit he was shown proof that he was a British subject via his Kenyan father. Something to the effect that there were archives on hand concerning his so called father. He could hardly walk and was rushed into his limo without making a splash. (We discussed this on a site called Texas Darling at the time.) Later, when he was inaugurated he sent the Churchill bust back (or put it somewhere ?). When he and his wife went to meet the Queen they broke protocol handling her and giving her some Ipod and tapes of his speeches, etc.

I was asking this board does anyone remember how the World Tour fizzled after the meeting in Great Britain. There were a few news reports as well as photographs of him literally beside himself for a couple of days. He came home and went to Hawaii for vacation and the story died down.



http://www.birtherreport.com/2015/03/bo ... t954736987







I don't remember that name at TD's nor the specific story about President Obama leaving #10 Downing Street, but it would have been par for the course and there was certainly much discussion about the so-called "snub" of the Queen and President Obama's world tour when he was a candidate.
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Post by Dolly » Wed Mar 04, 2015 2:31 am

http://www.shallownation.com/2008/07/26 ... 6-08/Video & Photos: Barack Obama in London, England 7-26-08Here is video of Senator Barack Obama’s press conference at 10 Downing Street after his meeting with British Prime Minister Gordon Brown.
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http://www.shallownation.com/2008/07/26 ... d-7-26-08/

Video & Photos: Barack Obama in London, England 7-26-08

Here is video of Senator Barack Obama’s press conference at 10 Downing Street after his meeting with British Prime Minister Gordon Brown.







OMFSM - three minutes of address and seven minutes of Q&A, all free speaking (and without a teleprompter).



And of course very refreshing after many years expecting the next Bushism....

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Post by Foggy » Wed Mar 04, 2015 9:05 am



Ed never had the money he claimed to have.

His dog got sick, he delayed taking it to the vet. Actually I don't remember him even taking it to the vet, he just let it suffer until it passed on. When Lucky died he blamed obots. It was because we had interfered with his grift, or so he claimed.





I thought we'd never live down the shame. We made fun of Ed's birtherin' nonsense, which led to lower donations from the goobers, which meant poor ol' Ed couldn't afford the medicine for poor ol' Lucky. We were so mean!!







... assuming he really even owned a dog, and assuming the dog really was named Lucky, and assuming the dog really got sick and died. With Ed, you never know.



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Post by Northland10 » Wed Mar 04, 2015 9:15 am

I seem to recall something about the super sekrit birth certificate that was smuggled into the country. He had it carbon dated to the year of Obama's birth, and was going to eventually have some big reveal, some grift, or something.
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I seem to recall something about the super sekrit birth certificate that was smuggled into the country. He had it carbon dated to the year of Obama's birth, and was going to eventually have some big reveal, some grift, or something.







That was all an April Fool's scam that Ed ran for months leading up to the big reveal. He claimed that a physicist from Texas A & M had been allowed to do carbon dating on the ink on the Obama LFBC and had determined it was not from 1961. AS we all pointed out he claim was absurd and that there was no way carbon dating could be used for something that recent. . Ed was going to sell rights to see "evidence" early on a special web site for $100 per person. I don't know whether any Birthers paid but some of them were really mad at him when he revealed it was an April Fools prank.



I used to have a copy of the audio when Ed tearfully ended his show with the sad tale of Lucky the dog and blamed the Obots: "You bastards killed Lcuky". I looked a while back and could not find it. Neozx had the audio going way back from the Lion's Den shows. Where the heck is Neonzx?
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Post by GreatGrey » Wed Mar 04, 2015 9:56 am

I should add when Lucky died Ed wasn't just mad at obots. He was mad at everyone including his rubes.
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Post by GreatGrey » Wed Mar 04, 2015 9:58 am

Similar to Meroni's kitty killing ways; birthers are hard on pets. (and dipsticks)



Not to mention rutting utility poles.
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Post by Orlylicious » Wed Mar 04, 2015 12:32 pm

Thank you GG and Foggy and RC for the tale of Lucky (if he existed). Ed Hale needs to get back into birfing, those deer blinds can't be cutting it. Last shot I could find of Lucky:




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Post by Whatever4 » Wed Mar 04, 2015 12:48 pm

http://www.shallownation.com/2008/07/26 ... d-7-26-08/

Video & Photos: Barack Obama in London, England 7-26-08

Here is video of Senator Barack Obama’s press conference at 10 Downing Street after his meeting with British Prime Minister Gordon Brown.



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And of course very refreshing after many years expecting the next Bushism....



Oh yeah, clearly shaken and rushed to the limo.
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Post by Whatever4 » Wed Mar 04, 2015 12:57 pm

Plus he obviously cut short his trip because he was so shaken up. /sarcasm

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Post by TollandRCR » Wed Mar 18, 2015 8:25 am

Anybody remember Andy Martin? (Not Anthony Martin.) He held press conferences on the sidewalk in front of the post office across from Grand Central Terminal. and in his hotel room somewhere in Hawaii. He describes himself as "The Right Republican for President of the United States," although it is not completely clear from his home page that he is running in 2016. I think that he was one of our more amusing birthers.
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Post by realist » Wed Mar 18, 2015 8:50 am

Anybody remember Andy Martin?

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Post by Reality Check » Wed Mar 18, 2015 8:57 am

Internet Sensation Andy Martin. :P



Wasn't he the one who led the boycott of the State of Hawaii..... by going to Hawaii?
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Post by Foggy » Wed Mar 18, 2015 8:58 am

His letter to Jill Nagamine back in '09 was a definite influence in me becoming an anti-birther.
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Internet Sensation Andy Martin. :P



Wasn't he the one who led the boycott of the State of Hawaii..... by going to Hawaii?









Indeed, he was. :lol:
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