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It's a subliminal message to her followers!!!!!
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Whatta maroon.

Looks like she may have dodged a bullet on her district boundaries as well.
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Here's the rest of the letter "IMEACH BIDEN" came from if you are interested in reading it.

You're not. You're not interested in reading it. You're going to have to trust me on this one.
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raison de arizona wrote: Fri Sep 24, 2021 4:12 pm
Here's the rest of the letter "IMEACH BIDEN" came from if you are interested in reading it.

You're not. You're not interested in reading it. You're going to have to trust me on this one.
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tl;dr
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Kendra wrote: Fri Sep 24, 2021 4:29 pm
raison de arizona wrote: Fri Sep 24, 2021 4:12 pm
Here's the rest of the letter "IMEACH BIDEN" came from if you are interested in reading it.

You're not. You're not interested in reading it. You're going to have to trust me on this one.
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"I'm going to imeach Biden for Afghanistan, and Harris for not stepping up and taking over from him since he is clearly senile."
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She spelled her own name wrong in a tweet, so there’s that.
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She’s each Biden? Sounds like a case for LM K!
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Lauren Boebert continued to demonstrate why she should delete her Twitter yesterday.

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meach; intransitive verb

To skulk; to cower

So it's "I Meach Biden!"

That makes no sense...
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Suranis wrote: Fri Oct 01, 2021 5:04 pm meach; intransitive verb

To skulk; to cower

So it's "I Meach Biden!"

That makes no sense...
Does anything she says make sense?
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Lotsa bs in this here letter to Garland.
Dear Attorney General Garland,

I am alarmed by your decision to weaponize the Department of Justice (DOJ) against concerned parents, exercising their First
Amendment rights, who dare to oppose the teaching of critical race theory, a repulsive and racist ideology, in their children’s schools.
This policy change appears to be in response to a letter from the National School Boards Association that claimed American public
schools are under “threat” from law-abiding parents and compared some of their actions to a form of “domestic terrorism.” Parents
have absolutely every right to express their opinions at public school board meetings concerning their children’s education. The DOJ’s
October 4, 2021, press release indicated your office is in possession of new data concerning “an increase in harassment, intimidation,
and threats of violence against school board members, teachers, and workers in our nation’s public schools.”1
I ask you to provide my
office a copy of this information by November 1, 2021, and all the data from previous years that can corroborate this claim. Please
compile and provide a list of any political appointees who had a part in crafting and implementing this policy decision as well as any
career staffers who made substantive policy edits to the October 4, 2021, memo.2

The October 4th DOJ press release also states that “the Justice Department will also create specialized training and guidance for local
school boards and school administration…on how to capture and preserve evidence of threatening conduct to aid in the investigation
and prosecution of these crimes.” The implied ‘crime’ being expressing their frustrations about mask mandates and critical race theory
which conveniently run counter to this regime’s agenda. This bureaucratic policy change was never agreed to by Congress and is no
small thing. It is organizing the tremendous power of the federal government against law-abiding parents.

Also of concern, numerous media organizations have reported that your son-in-law, Xan Tanner, the owner of Panorama Education, is
potentially benefiting from this new propaganda operation. PanoramaEd, a Boston-based company backed by Mark Zuckerberg,
received $1.8 million in “emergency” COVID funds through a contract with Fairfax County Public Schools to conduct “social and
emotional learning” screening and allow them to conduct “psychometrics” on the school system’s 180,000 students.3 PanoramaEd’s
website states that it teaches “social and emotional learning (SEL)” and “culturally responsive training” which are deeply rooted in
teaching equity programs and critical race theory. These are the exact policies and programs that are causing parents to protest at
school board meetings. While your family is personally benefiting from the exact kind of propaganda these parents are protesting, you
are using your immense power as Attorney General to stifle their First Amendment rights. Your actions are unconstitutional, and you
should have recused yourself from this matter given the clear conflict of interest. Accordingly, I ask that you provide a copy of your
recusal list, a copy of your signed ethics pledge, and any documents submitted to the DOJ Departmental Ethics Office during your
onboarding or tenure to include any conflicts of interests and communications in which you disclosed your personal and familial
relationships with the DOJ by November 1, 2021.

Sincerely,

Lauren Boebert
Member of Congress
https://boebert.house.gov/sites/evo-sub ... 0final.pdf
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Is he expected to respond or can he just toss it in the trash?
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Slim Cognito wrote: Fri Oct 08, 2021 1:35 pm Is he expected to respond or can he just toss it in the trash?
If he doesn't respond by November 1st, she is gonna... Send another letter?

I think this one can safely be filed in the circular file bin.
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Here is my recommended response to her words.

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Morans gotta moran...
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Such a serious person with serious(ly ridiculous) ideas. :roll:
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:lol:
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Phoenix520 wrote: Fri Oct 15, 2021 2:05 pm Such a serious person with serious(ly ridiculous) ideas. :roll:
The stupid smirk she shows at the end tells all, she knows what she just said is horseshit, but it will play well to the rubes in her district... :bored:
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Well, if she replaced the tables in her restaurants with desks she would lose most of her clientele -- after all, I suspect most of her clientele are/were dropouts and terrified of school. Or maybe she could require her clientele to take a basic civics examination, e.g., the three co-equal branches of government are the Presidency, the republicans and the cabinet.
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I thought it was time for thoughts and prayers? I'm so confuzzled. :confuzzled:
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Pity that NM is a right-to-work state, which means the company didn't have to hire a prop man or one recognised as qualified by a union, whose responsibly it would be to check whether all the props are set up correctly for the scene.

Oh and that Baldwin Tweet is from March 5 2018.
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