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So, how many miles is it from Colorado to McAllen?
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Asking the real questions...
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What does this even mean?
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It means

The tourists have finally forgotten about the
Florida rental car murders from decades ago.
They’re ready for a new reason to boycott Florida!
Don’t let Fauci mess that up,
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Am I bad for wishing all the non-vaxed trump/deSantis idiots would just catch covid and die so we can have our state back?

(Providing no innocents are caught up in the collateral damage of course)
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covfefe wrote: Wed Jul 14, 2021 1:08 pm Asking the real questions...
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Drinking beer out of a can or bottle? Another reason to hate DeSantis.
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Slim Cognito wrote: Wed Jul 14, 2021 2:39 pm Am I bad for wishing all the non-vaxed trump/deSantis idiots would just catch covid and die so we can have our state back?

(Providing no innocents are caught up in the collateral damage of course)
Well, if you are, then so am I. I know there are people who legitimately cannot get vaccinated. So I'm not talking about them when I say I am totally OK with the unvaxed moving on to the great void, as soon as possible, and hopefully without taking collateral damage with them.
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RVInit wrote: Wed Jul 14, 2021 3:39 pm
Slim Cognito wrote: Wed Jul 14, 2021 2:39 pm Am I bad for wishing all the non-vaxed trump/deSantis idiots would just catch covid and die so we can have our state back?

(Providing no innocents are caught up in the collateral damage of course)
Well, if you are, then so am I. I know there are people who legitimately cannot get vaccinated. So I'm not talking about them when I say I am totally OK with the unvaxed moving on to the great void, as soon as possible, and hopefully without taking collateral damage with them.
I can get (and have been) vaccinated, I just can't really make antibodies, so... I'm onboard.

In other news, what does DeSantis do here, it's quite a :pickle:
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Phoenix wrote: Wed Jul 14, 2021 1:13 pm It means

The tourists have finally forgotten about the
Florida rental car murders from decades ago.
They’re ready for a new reason to boycott Florida!
Don’t let Fauci mess that up,
I don't think there's any danger of FAUCI messing it up. DeSantis, on the other hand, seems determined to mess it up.
The state is reporting daily cases close to four times the national average — 26 new infections per 100,000 residents, the second-highest number in the country. The state’s latest covid-19 death rate is almost double the national figure, and it ranks fourth for current hospitalizations.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics ... i-florida/
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Floriduh now accounts for 20% of new Covid cases in the U.S. ALONE. :thumbsup:

Keep selling those t-shirts, though!

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#1 I got this on Twitter, so they must not be THAT selective.
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#2 I feel like his quote is unfinished.

“TO BE A WHITE SUPREMACIST ASSHOLE.”

There.
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Sadly, I think DeSantis will be the (R) nominee for Prez in 2024. He sufficiently bootlicked DFO and has positioned himself to take the helm of today's new Repubican party.
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That is very possible. The GOP is on an extreme anti-Washington bent. When the US got on an anti-Washington establishment thing in the 70s, instead of electing senators and VPs/Former Congresscritters, they went through a streak of governors, Carter, Reagan, Clinton, Bush 43. I don't think Cruz has the strength anymore to succeed in a non-Trump campaign. DeSantis is the extreme right standard-bearer for the next election if Trump is out.
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northland10 wrote: Tue Jul 20, 2021 9:05 pm That is very possible. The GOP is on an extreme anti-Washington bent. When the US got on an anti-Washington establishment thing in the 70s, instead of electing senators and VPs/Former Congresscritters, they went through a streak of governors, Carter, Reagan, Clinton, Bush 43. I don't think Cruz has the strength anymore to succeed in a non-Trump campaign. DeSantis is the extreme right standard-bearer for the next election if Trump is out.
Cruz's problem is that Zee Furher called his wife ugly on TV and then he went and licked his boots anyway. To the cult that shows weakness, he's a beta, not an alpha. No, the would-be alphas started licking the boots right from the start.
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Frater I*I wrote: Tue Jul 20, 2021 9:20 pm
northland10 wrote: Tue Jul 20, 2021 9:05 pm That is very possible. The GOP is on an extreme anti-Washington bent. When the US got on an anti-Washington establishment thing in the 70s, instead of electing senators and VPs/Former Congresscritters, they went through a streak of governors, Carter, Reagan, Clinton, Bush 43. I don't think Cruz has the strength anymore to succeed in a non-Trump campaign. DeSantis is the extreme right standard-bearer for the next election if Trump is out.
Cruz's problem is that Zee Furher called his wife ugly on TV and then he went and licked his boots anyway. To the cult that shows weakness, he's a beta, not an alpha. No, the would-be alphas started licking the boots right from the start.
Does Lindsey Graham deserve an honorable mention in this discussion. :daydreaming: :P
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neonzx wrote: Tue Jul 20, 2021 9:28 pm
Does Lindsey Graham deserve an honorable mention in this discussion. :daydreaming: :P
He's only VP material, too much bootlicking leads you to eternal beat status, see previous exhibit: Cruz, Texas Tea Turd...

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If you can't lie to yourself, who can you lie to?
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northland10 wrote: Tue Jul 20, 2021 9:05 pm That is very possible. The GOP is on an extreme anti-Washington bent. When the US got on an anti-Washington establishment thing in the 70s, instead of electing senators and VPs/Former Congresscritters, they went through a streak of governors, Carter, Reagan, Clinton, Bush 43. I don't think Cruz has the strength anymore to succeed in a non-Trump campaign. DeSantis is the extreme right standard-bearer for the next election if Trump is out.
I'll say. In fact, I'll say the GOP is on an extreme anti-Earth bent. As in, way out there on Earth 2.
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Request for a thread title change to add his new nickname: DeathSantis. :prettyplease:
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DeSantis' Press Secretary weighs in:


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The dumb bitch is apparently ignoring that hospitals are sending patients from other hospitals THAT ARE FULL because FL is run by a nitwit.

p.s. Our hospital is full too, but many of them come from surrounding (red) counties and states. Our city is blue.
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sugar magnolia wrote: Sun Aug 01, 2021 9:03 pm The dumb bitch is apparently ignoring that hospitals are sending patients from other hospitals THAT ARE FULL because FL is run by a nitwit.

p.s. Our hospital is full too, but many of them come from surrounding (red) counties and states. Our city is blue.
No worries. DeSantis said this is a "seasonal" thing and the numbers will drop during August.
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I think her main point is to try to counter the reports that show anti-vaxxers are overwhelmingly Republicans/TFG fans.
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Trip down memory lane to 2 months ago when he was swaggering. Note the Bland Hole of Pence beside him.

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