FOGBOW INDITED FOR MURDER, you knew this day would come!

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FOGBOW INDITED FOR MURDER, you knew this day would come!

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Post by Foggy » Sat Mar 02, 2019 7:00 am

So Adam Ben-Caanan joined Fogbow yesterday and promptly tried to doxx one of our members. His account is deactivated for now, and I didn't approve the post, so you can't see it, neener, neener. :nope:

But he gave a link to a post revealing that Fogbow was indited for MURDER :eek2:
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That's a screencap of a post on another forum, and I can't access the PDF file unless I'm a registered member of that other forum. Try it yourself:

https://publicnotices.legal-biz.us/show ... php?tid=57

So I registered, but the account still has to be approved by an admin, so we'll see. If anyone else has a copy, let us know, and I'm also emailing Ben-Caanan myself to see what I can do about getting a copy. For now it's a SEKRIT INDITEMENT, which are the very best kind, as you know.

You'll note that the post has a date of May 14, 2018. I hope we didn't miss our arraignment! I hope there isn't a warrant out for y'all!

WHO is Adam Ben-Caanan, you may be asking, seein' as how you're going to prison forever? He's a protégé of our ol' buddy Ronnie Davis, who hasn't been heard from much lately. Just search Fogbow for Ben-Caanan and you'll see some references.

So anyway, I deeply apologize for this important criminal case against everyone here, but FEAR NOT!

I'm planning to track it down, and then I'll remove the case to the InterGalactic Fogbow Court of Bun-Dogs, and then I'm gonna bribe some judges and bury the evidence and commit misprision of felony and shit.

You're gonna be OK. Just keep tellin' yourself, you're gonna be OK. :bighug:
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Post by ZekeB » Sat Mar 02, 2019 7:04 am

Which Denny's did this inditement take place at? I demand to see the tickets for the meals of all the jurors.
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Post by Addie » Sat Mar 02, 2019 7:14 am

What? We've never been INDITED FOR MURDER before?

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Post by Foggy » Sat Mar 02, 2019 7:21 am

Addie wrote:
Sat Mar 02, 2019 7:14 am
What? We've never been INDITED FOR MURDER before?
An oversight, I'm sure. :blink:

Thanks, Obama. :madguy:
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Post by ZekeB » Sat Mar 02, 2019 7:56 am

Addie wrote:
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What? We've never been INDITED FOR MURDER before?
I've heard Moe saying, "I'll moider you!"
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Post by Foggy » Sat Mar 02, 2019 7:57 am

ZekeB wrote:
Sat Mar 02, 2019 7:04 am
Which Denny's did this inditement take place at? I demand to see the tickets for the meals of all the jurors.
Yeah, here's the problem. See the "PMA" in "ADAM SAMUEL BEN-CAANAN, PMA"?

It turns out, that's a designer drug of the amphetamine class, also known as "Death" or "Dr. Death". And we always suspected Ronnie Davis of being a speed freak, remember? So this Adam dude is probably a wired little pustule, and guys like that don't eat actual human Earthling food, not even at Denny's.

What I can't figger, how come Larry Klayman hasn't done a press release yet? :think: :confused:
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Post by Slim Cognito » Sat Mar 02, 2019 7:59 am

I'm so excited! Got my lawyer lined up.
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Post by Northland10 » Sat Mar 02, 2019 8:15 am

I'd forgotten about Ronnie's little acolyte Adam. So nice to see he's being productive.
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Post by Bill_G » Sat Mar 02, 2019 8:26 am

Oh look! You can send him an email right from his profile page. And he's one of their top contributors with nine posts in approx eighteen months. Really busy site.
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Post by gshevlin » Sat Mar 02, 2019 8:27 am

Well, it makes a pleasant change from us doing the chasing. I'm not sure about you guys, but personally I'm getting tired of my emails and letters to Soros demanding my damn Antifa and Obama money coming back with "not known at this address".

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Post by Northland10 » Sat Mar 02, 2019 8:30 am

I looked closer at the post above and it says it's and inditement for attempted murder. Only attempted murder? What a rip-off. After all those murders and baby eating, he's only getting us for attempted murder?
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Post by Suranis » Sat Mar 02, 2019 8:44 am

I got to tell you, I have never, ever just attempted Murder.
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Post by Slim Cognito » Sat Mar 02, 2019 8:45 am

Northland10 wrote:
Sat Mar 02, 2019 8:30 am
I looked closer at the post above and it says it's and inditement for attempted murder. Only attempted murder? What a rip-off. After all those murders and baby eating, he's only getting us for attempted murder?
Does attempted murder include closing one's eyes, rubbing one's temples and whispering, "Drop dead, you orange asshole!"

Not that I've ever done such a thing.
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Post by MsDaisy » Sat Mar 02, 2019 9:14 am

MURDER?

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Post by NMgirl » Sat Mar 02, 2019 9:24 am

Yeah, well, I, for one, will be happy to see Scribd get what's coming to them. Years of frustration on that site and finally, finally, finally, justice will be done. So I'm all in on this lawsuit going forward. Sorry, Foggy.
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Post by Tiredretiredlawyer » Sat Mar 02, 2019 9:25 am

Did we miss the PERP WALK??? :crying:
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Post by Maybenaut » Sat Mar 02, 2019 9:27 am

Tiredretiredlawyer wrote:
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Did we miss the PERP WALK??? :crying:
It got postponed until October.
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Post by Tiredretiredlawyer » Sat Mar 02, 2019 9:29 am

Maybenaut wrote:
Sat Mar 02, 2019 9:27 am
Tiredretiredlawyer wrote:
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Did we miss the PERP WALK??? :crying:
It got postponed until October.
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Post by Estiveo » Sat Mar 02, 2019 9:41 am

Damn. My orange jumpsuit is at the cleaners.
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Post by Northland10 » Sat Mar 02, 2019 9:42 am

Foggy wrote:
Sat Mar 02, 2019 7:00 am
You'll note that the post has a date of May 14, 2018. I hope we didn't miss our arraignment! I hope there isn't a warrant out for y'all!
So I guess he forgot to leak it to CNN so they could show up for our arrest. Amatures.
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Post by ZekeB » Sat Mar 02, 2019 9:51 am

Estiveo wrote:
Sat Mar 02, 2019 9:41 am
Damn. My orange jumpsuit is at the cleaners.
Orange? Back when America Was Great the jumpsuits were white with black stripes.
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Post by Notorial Dissent » Sat Mar 02, 2019 9:54 am

ATTEMPTED MURDER!!!!!!! On behalf of all of Fogdom I resent that vile calumny upon our collective competence.

Last I heard, Ronnie had run for parts unknown after his abuse at the hands of the local judiciary, and imprisonment. I thought Adam had learned from his mentor's epic FAIL, apparently not.
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Post by jemcanada » Sat Mar 02, 2019 10:03 am

Oh noes! I hope I don’t get extradited from the Great White North! Who will take care of the kittie?

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Post by Dolly » Sat Mar 02, 2019 10:11 am

Way to start the day. I just woke up and came to Fogbow for this. :madguy: I need coffee and more.

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