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Did they turn him into a newt? :confuzzled:
The more I learn about this planet, the more improbable it all seems. :confuzzled:
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Slim Cognito wrote: Sat Sep 25, 2021 9:30 am Why can't these idiots understand that the ballot counts matched, to an acceptable degree. If China or Italy or Jewish Venutians hacked into the system to change votes, or if Dominion had an algorithm that changed votes, the ballot counts wouldn't match.

Or, as my stepfather once said, "I don't want to know I'm wrong."
In the vernacular of these idiots, "It don't make no nevermind."
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I was told by Congressional Candidate for AZ 7 and audit volunteer, Jeff Zink, that Chinese characters were found printed on a subset of ballots.

Those were probably just printer registration marks, used to insure that different colors on the printed sheet line up correctly.
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Here's a gift :lol: Another huge batch of fresh new Telegram #AZ Audit Porn for a weekend laugh. The "patriots" are deflated, defeated, not knowing what to do or what's next, frustrated with both political parties, "powerful forces at work", "it's a lost case", but Throckmorton! Fraud vitiates everything! But then somebody points out the recent Michigan judge who sanctions Squidney, Lin Wood et al that the Throckmorton case is totally bogus. That was Ron Watkins (Code Monkey Z) idea & they latched on to the catchy phrase and still think they are MAGIC WORDS. So here's a curated comedy look on the day after of where the fraudit believers are at. Lots of laughs at their expense. 8-) :P
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noblepa wrote: Sat Sep 25, 2021 10:41 am Those were probably just printer registration marks, used to insure that different colors on the printed sheet line up correctly.
I would not be surprised if the speaker could not tell what is and is not a 'Chinese character' is and thus confusing it with a registration mark.
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I continue to marvel at these eedjits who say "THE MILITARY MUST INTERVENE!" .. They clearly slept through history in high school..

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So what happens next in Arizona?
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Volkonski wrote: Sat Sep 25, 2021 11:53 am So what happens next in Arizona?
Well, I don't know about these clowns, but I'm gearing up for my 9yo's soccer game this morning at 9:45am.
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Soccer? Isn't that a socialist game they play in Europe?

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neeneko wrote: Sat Sep 25, 2021 11:37 am
noblepa wrote: Sat Sep 25, 2021 10:41 am Those were probably just printer registration marks, used to insure that different colors on the printed sheet line up correctly.
I would not be surprised if the speaker could not tell what is and is not a 'Chinese character' is and thus confusing it with a registration mark.
They wouldn't know their 屁股 from their 肘.
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tek wrote: Sat Sep 25, 2021 11:46 am I continue to marvel at these eedjits who say "THE MILITARY MUST INTERVENE!" .. They clearly slept through history in high school..

"Don't know much about History"
It's bizarre what idiocies RWNJs latch onto now, for example: Trump: an asshole who has never done anything for anyone else's benefit, Mike Lindell, a noisy buffoon, Ivermectin, an irrelevant medication, their god, who never intervenes to improve their lives, the second amendment, which helps kill their children, the Supreme Court, which generally has moved toward more civil liberty than the repression of others that they yearn, denial of abortion for their womenfolk, and their love of the military, which fastidiously avoids becoming an agent of coups.

But I guess that's because their worldview is predicated on contrarianism. Baffling.
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"The Professor" David Clements' cheese has slid off his cracker. An insane Seth Keshel repost as well. And David takes a page from #FatRambo.
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fraud vicissitudes EVERYTHING!
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And God wins.

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Sam the Centipede wrote: Sat Sep 25, 2021 12:03 pm They wouldn't know their 屁股 from their 肘.
or a 游客 from a 犯人.
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"We the People"

In scare quotes because you and I don’t count.
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Sam the Centipede wrote: Sat Sep 25, 2021 12:03 pm
neeneko wrote: Sat Sep 25, 2021 11:37 am
noblepa wrote: Sat Sep 25, 2021 10:41 am Those were probably just printer registration marks, used to insure that different colors on the printed sheet line up correctly.
I would not be surprised if the speaker could not tell what is and is not a 'Chinese character' is and thus confusing it with a registration mark.
They wouldn't know their 屁股 from their 肘.
Back in the olden days of IT, we used to say that someone "didn't know their ass from their nine-edge".

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I've seen countless iterations of this tweet.

Duplicate ballots do not mean duplicate votes. But that didn't stop the cybernimrods from touting this misleading factlet.
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bob wrote: Sat Sep 25, 2021 2:20 pm Duplicate ballots do not mean duplicate votes. But that didn't stop the cybernimrods from touting this misleading factlet.
I believe you, of course (bob=reliable in my dictionary!), but what do duplicate ballots signify in the Sane World?
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Sam the Centipede wrote: Sat Sep 25, 2021 2:39 pm I believe you, of course (bob=reliable in my dictionary!), but what do duplicate ballots signify in the Sane World?
Some ballots, for a variety of reasons,* cannot be machine tabulated. So a duplicate ballot is created from the original ballot, and the duplicate ballot is then tabulated. (And if the duplicate cannot be tabulated, another duplicate is made, until one takes or the call is made to hand count it.)

The (final) duplicate ballot is counted; the original ballot is not counted. (That the original ballot wasn't counted is why it was duplicated.)

So "duplicate ballots" refers to only the number of ballots that were not counted normally, but were able to be duplicated and then counted.

Maricopa County's duplicate ballots, in fact, were part of the 2020 griftfest election litigation; this article summarizes how well those claims fared in court.


* The most common reasons being damaged or non-standard, e.g., overseas ballots.
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:thumbsup: Thanks bob! A clear, reasonable explanation of why this is normal, natural and correct in an accurate tally of voters' intentions … so :tinfoil: :boxing: absolutely irrefutabubbly eblidense and prooff of FRAWD!!! :rolleye: :torches:
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The Arizona Republic has been doing excellent work covering this shit show. I used to read the paper all the times visiting relatives in Scottsdale. Have no idea how the print version of the paper is faring these days.
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"It was a good start because we now know that fraud was there. Yeah, they made their case very well. The thing about it is that they weren't given the tools to make a full disclosure," Arizona GOP Representative Paul Gosar, a close ally of Trump, told reporters from the Undercurrent in Phoenix Friday afternoon, shortly after the audit was released to the Arizona Senate.

"My suggestion is that we actually have some hearings and look over this batch and set a new election for Biden and Trump before the end of the year," he added.
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* The most common reasons being damaged or non-standard, e.g., overseas ballots.
There are also people who accidentally mark the wrong box. (“Don’t vote trump, don’t vote trump, oh shit I accidentally voted trump. I need a new ballot please.”) Sometimes more than once. The record at polling places I’ve worked is 5 mismarked ballots for one voter.
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Sam the Centipede wrote: Sat Sep 25, 2021 2:39 pm
bob wrote: Sat Sep 25, 2021 2:20 pm Duplicate ballots do not mean duplicate votes. But that didn't stop the cybernimrods from touting this misleading factlet.
I believe you, of course (bob=reliable in my dictionary!), but what do duplicate ballots signify in the Sane World?
Yeah, about those ballots… not specifically the duplicates. Seem there’s a high percentage of Republican votes :shock:


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