Matt Gaetz - Matthew Louis Gaetz II R-FL1 Bday May 7, 1982 Taurus / Dog & His Helper, Nestor Galban

[SlimSloSlider]

They done drained that there swamp yet?
Coz’ it sure looks like dem there swamp critters in a whole heap o’ trouble:

https://www.politico.com/news/2021/04/1 ... ion-481273

Only ever been in the Florida Panhandle once and in no hurry to return.
S’cuse me if I get an E for Effort on the accent.

[neonzx]

I wonder how this is affecting his engagement. The cynic in me figured he knew he was being investigated and thought he could clean up his party boy image by getting married and settling down. No idea if the woman is in on the con or simply gullible. A part of me hopes she uses this to negotiate a no-prenup, unless she decides she still has some self-respect and runs for the hills.

What makes you think that this scumbag would stop chasing underage girls, even after being married?

Because he is forever under the microscope ... now.

[sugar magnolia]

I wonder how this is affecting his engagement. The cynic in me figured he knew he was being investigated and thought he could clean up his party boy image by getting married and settling down. No idea if the woman is in on the con or simply gullible. A part of me hopes she uses this to negotiate a no-prenup, unless she decides she still has some self-respect and runs for the hills.

What makes you think that this scumbag would stop chasing underage girls, even after being married?

Because he is forever under the microscope ... now.

That hasn't stopped anyone before.
see: Anthony Weiner

[bill_g]

Pizza Gaetz is just getting warmed up. It would be a "shame" if it took down the florida republican party

Prolly not. The citizen's proudly elected a Medicare thief to the governor's office for eight years, and then gave him a seat in the US Senate. I'm really not sure where the bar is for Florida. I think it's more a beauty contest than driven by merits and integrity.

[noblepa]

Pizza Gaetz is just getting warmed up. It would be a "shame" if it took down the florida republican party

Prolly not. The citizen's proudly elected a Medicare thief to the governor's office for eight years, and then gave him a seat in the US Senate. I'm really not sure where the bar is for Florida. I think it's more a beauty contest than driven by merits and integrity.

I think its more of an auction than a beauty contest.

[Chilidog]

Where is Clinton Tyree when you need him?

[Slim Cognito]

Pizza Gaetz is just getting warmed up. It would be a "shame" if it took down the florida republican party

Prolly not. The citizen's proudly elected a Medicare thief to the governor's office for eight years, and then gave him a seat in the US Senate. I'm really not sure where the bar is for Florida. I think it's more a beauty contest than driven by merits and integrity.

I think its more of an auction than a beauty contest.

We have a winner.

[Kendra]

https://www.cnn.com/2021/04/14/politics ... index.html

Orlando, Florida (CNN)The first thing some of the women were asked to do when they got to the house parties in the gated community in suburban Orlando was to put away their cellphones, according to two women in attendance who spoke to CNN in recent days. The men inside, a who's who of local Republican officials that often included Rep. Matt Gaetz, did not want the night's activities documented.

The partygoers, at times dressed in formal wear from a political event they'd just left, mingled and shared drugs like cocaine and ecstasy. Some had sex.

Gaetz, the brash Republican, liked to discuss politics, said one of the women. He behaved like a "frat type of party boy," she said, sometimes taking pills she believed were recreational drugs.
Details of the parties, which have not been previously reported, were described to CNN by two women who attended several of them over the past few years. Both spoke on condition of anonymity.

[SuzieC]

https://lawandcrime.com/high-profile/fe ... ostpopular

Federal authorities seize cell phones of Gaetz and former girlfriend

[Chilidog]

By "former girlfriend," are we talking about the same girl who traveled with him when she was 17?

[Chilidog]

I wonder if the (former?) un-luckey fiancé has been tested for various STDs yet.

[Chilidog]

https://lawandcrime.com/high-profile/fe ... ostpopular

Federal authorities seize cell phones of Gaetz and former girlfriend

That happened last December.

I wonder, how soon after that, did Matt approach the White House looking for a blanket pardon?

[Gregg]

[Gregg]

[Luke]

Gregg -- Here's the Florida Panhandle's Runner Up (with Miss Congeniality).

[Gregg]

[Ben-Prime]

"Are the FOX pundits silent, Clarice?"

I mean, good on him for finally getting mask wearing down pat. I'm just saying the photo on this one lends to a whole different type of articles. Gaetz should never do the head-tilted-forwards eyes-looking-up shot. It accentuates the creepy.

[Eaststander]

"Are the FOX pundits silent, Clarice?"

I mean, good on him for finally getting mask wearing down pat. I'm just saying the photo on this one lends to a whole different type of articles. Gaetz should never do the head-tilted-forwards eyes-looking-up shot. It accentuates the creepy.

The master par excellence of that look? Why, Jack Nicholson of course.

[Chilidog]

"All work and no play makes Matt a dull boy."

[roadscholar]

They done drained that there swamp yet?
Coz’ it sure looks like dem there swamp critters in a whole heap o’ trouble:

https://www.politico.com/news/2021/04/1 ... ion-481273

Only ever been in the Florida Panhandle once and in no hurry to return.
S’cuse me if I get an E for Effort on the accent.

You're doing okay for a guy with teeth.

I think you mean “teef.”

[Slim Cognito]

Or is it toofs?

[fierceredpanda]

I regret to inform everyone that the correct term is "teefies."

[Tiredretiredlawyer]

"Teefs" can also be used.

[Slim Cognito]

I regret to inform everyone that the correct term is "teefies."

That's it. My mother used to brush her dog's teefies. Now I brush my dogs' teefies.

[Tiredretiredlawyer]

I regret to inform everyone that the correct term is "teefies."

That's it. My mother used to brush her dog's teefies. Now I brush my dogs' teefies.

Me three.